Evangeline Lilly slips her bikini butt

March 13th, 2007 // 54 Comments

Evangeline Lilly almost lost her bikini bottom while attempting to surf in Hawaii over the weekend. Although it might’ve been a little more exciting if she had any discernible curves or womanly features. I feel like I’m looking at a dude in drag. She’s cute as a button, but it looks like God got confused while sculpting her body and gave her Jean Claude Van Damme’s ass by mistake.



  1. Naid

    Whooaa fish is up early this morning. 7.30am EST and new posts are here! Too bad this is old news tho :( Morning Fish!

  2. Dragulf

    I’m more worried about her hobbit boyfriend. He looks almost dead.

  3. ch474

    Who is she and why should I care? No wonder she lost her bikini, she doesn’t have any ass to keep it there.

  4. Or maybe Jan Michael Vincents ass?

  5. Life looks hard constantly on the beach.

  6. arrested-development

    Where was Dominic? He spends his days grabbing his balls and she spends her flashing her bum. Great couple!

  7. arrested-development

    Where was Dominic? He spends his days grabbing his balls and she spends hers flashing her bum! Great couple!

  8. I’d put 5 tbsp. of peanut butter on that ass and play Bichon Frise, but then again, I am a disgusting hooker.

  9. DrPhowstus

    That surfboard has more curves than this old man ass having bitch.

  10. fame is funny

    I gotta say though, I will take this anyday over any foul part of lohan, tara reid, spears, hilton, or any of the rest of the super-skank patrol.

    She do have a pancake butt tho.

  11. Gerald Tarrant

    I’d like to slip something into her butt.

  12. Gerald Tarrant

    … my tongue.

  13. MrSemprini

    #10 true, true

    Would be nice to see some killer curves on some babe. Hey Fish! Got any Carmen Electra in a bikini?

  14. BarbadoSlim

    Who the fuck is Evangeline Lilly?

  15. che1964

    Yeah!! I get it!! Lost…her bikini!! HAR HAR HAR…sigh

  16. Why couldn’t the entire suit have just come off and then she falls spread eagle on the sand? Always next time!

  17. jpjrocks

    Man she has NO ass

  18. schack

    why didn’t you tell us that britney is bulemic, fish?

    here i thought i could get all the important news in one place. but i guess i have to go to perezhilton.com

  19. @#4: There just aren’t enough Jan Michael Vincent references in the world today.

  20. vandelayindustries

    Skinny girls need lovin too, she can ride on my baloney pony anytime…..

  21. BarbadoSlim

    @18….go ahead, I’m sure that somehow, and with time, we’ll manage to go on without you.

  22. schack

    are you the superfish, barbado?

    you sure do disguise yourself well as barbado. i NEVER suspected it was you!

  23. BarbadoSlim

    I wish

  24. schack

    well, did you know that brit has been bulemic since she was 16?

  25. Hey #19- I hear ya.
    Check this Jan Michael Vincent reference.


  26. @#25: What with the release of season 2 of Airwolf I had already seen that information. He was so good-looking, but such a loser.

  27. BarbadoSlim

    Jan Michael Vincent, remember when he ALMOST became the MAN. He was in White Line Fever (awesome trucker film, almost Convoy good) Hooper, The Mechanic, and then *sigh* Airwolf happened. Sad, sorry business.

  28. I saw this yesterday and I was wondering about it too..She could be sporting a little surfer hip hop fashion… Your right though too, no tits no ass not a woman.

  29. well her house burned down. i wonder if she’s finally gonna burn–her ass and all–right along with it. BURN EVANGALINE LILY…BUUUUUUURRRRRRNNNN!!!!

  30. #26- He has had some bad luck.

    #27- You can’t forget Baby Blue Marine?

  31. fish? im still wondering…are we gonna DO IT?

  32. “Damnation Alley” was a childhood favorite of mine. JMV in an apocalypse movie, ya can’t get much better. And “Big Wednesday” is something of a cult-surfer classic.

  33. elephantheart

    I think it’s pretty funny that the last three posts have all been busts on the looks of the women in them. Ever wonder why so many young women are timid in the bedroom? Perhaps it could be hearing stuff like this all the time? I’d SERIOUSLY like to see some pictures of you guys- I’m sure you’re all mind-blowingly sexy.

  34. BarbadoSlim



  35. itspat

    if britney’s been bulemic since age 16 somebody at rehab needs to teach her to stick her finger much further down her throat.

  36. DancingQueen

    @27 – these three words should never be used together, EVER –> awesome, trucker, and film.

    Also, forget Evangeline’s arse, show me Sawyer’s naked butt on the beach Mr. Fish!!

  37. DrPhowstus

    #34 – “elephantheart” is a dead fucking giveaway for future bypass surgery. Go eat a lard sandwich and start grabbing your chest.

  38. lambman

    To all those who are asking “Who is Evangeline Lilly”:

    She’s the “livelinks” girl, you know those 1-800 numbers you call to get dates? She was the star of their comercials a while back!

    um, and I guess she’s on some island TV show or something

  39. BarbadoSlim

    @37…I beg to differ my ABBA loving friend, one word:


  40. Fifth Stooge

    #40- What about BJ and the Bear?

  41. BarbadoSlim

    @40…ha! you know it, and let’s add Sheriff Lobo while we are it goddammit.
    Oh, and the first Smokey and the Bandit.

  42. That’s so hot, I just jizzed in my JNCO jeans.

  43. Last time I saw an ass that flat I was looking at Hillary Clinton on my T.V. screen.

  44. imran karim

    i approve

  45. pumpkinpye

    She has Hank Hill’s ass

  46. HollyJ

    what a flat-ass

  47. elephantheart

    @ 35, 38-
    couldn’t be any farther from the truth. But these responses just prove my point even more, so keep it coming, hotties.

  48. BarbadoSlim



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