Dominic Monaghan was spotted rubbing his balls while taking a walk with Evangeline Lilly in Hawaii. Although I don’t know how flattered she should be, since he looks like he’d try to have sex with a lawn gnome. And who knows, if he wears heels he might even be as tall as one.
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Mr. Goat | March 5, 2007 at 10:18 am
suck this! biatches!
CPR | March 5, 2007 at 10:21 am
Oh Please!! Like it’s so abnormal for a guy to grab his package.
crabbie | March 5, 2007 at 10:23 am
He has no penis.
fritobandito | March 5, 2007 at 10:30 am
Nice Shirt. Maybe his matching skeleton underwear were pinching his weenie!
sol | March 5, 2007 at 10:34 am
it’s a little abnormal for a white guy to grab his package, at least in public. and i think trying to have sex with a lawn gnome = masturbation for hobbitboy.
Sheriff Jen | March 5, 2007 at 10:35 am
a white guy can’t grab his package?!
itspat | March 5, 2007 at 10:46 am
He’s just now realizing that Evangelina popped one of his balls into her mouth.
danielle | March 5, 2007 at 10:56 am
Perhaps he was making sure it was still intact. He DID star in three Lord of the Ring’s movies.
Anyone in their right mind would examine their package if they’d been running around set with little monsters with jagged teeth.
JandalOfDoom | March 5, 2007 at 11:15 am
It’s probably the crabs I gave to Evangelina last week. Haha… pwned little hobbit boy.
DingleberryJam | March 5, 2007 at 11:37 am
I rearrange my junk in public all the time. What i’m more disturbed by is the hoodie Slim Goodbody’s rebellious goth son would wear.
D'oh Eyes | March 5, 2007 at 11:43 am
Nice frock, fraulein.
Seriously, she looks like the German nanny to his ball-scratching ‘tard.
p911gt10c | March 5, 2007 at 11:52 am
Why is Keannu wearing a dress and holding that guys’ hand?
Tits_McGhee | March 5, 2007 at 11:54 am
Who are these two people?
He’s prolly got crabs or something. Maybe lobsters, who knows.
Bugman4045 | March 5, 2007 at 11:54 am
God I hate hobbits.
Sincerely,
Jared Leto
MR_DG | March 5, 2007 at 12:04 pm
I see nothing wrong with this.
NipsyHustle | March 5, 2007 at 12:04 pm
he must have given her her first orgasm because there is no other explanation for her hanging on to this freaknik.
Jill | March 5, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Heh I love this guy. I think he’s a cutie.
crestlin | March 5, 2007 at 12:57 pm
lmao!
i know it’s hot and uncomfortable on the set of lost, but practice some discretion man! he’s alllll up in there.
schack | March 5, 2007 at 1:20 pm
12- i was wondering the same thing
Summer Kat | March 5, 2007 at 1:27 pm
He is DISGUSTING!
LoneWolf | March 5, 2007 at 1:42 pm
It looks to me like he’s giving the paps the ole Brooklyn Eye-talian salute: “Ay, I gotcha photo oppuhtunity right heah!!”
Although given how Evangeline looks in this pic, the grab and squeeze would be the only attention my tallywhacker would be getting *shivers*.
bugg | March 5, 2007 at 1:56 pm
your balls do get sticky in humid climates
PrettyBaby | March 5, 2007 at 2:03 pm
The only way he’s cool is if there’s another pic in this series where he’s saying “ok, Neo, smell my fingers now!”
Stink | March 5, 2007 at 2:26 pm
Sneasky hobbitses ALWAYS play with precious!
Bree | March 5, 2007 at 3:05 pm
That’s not even a slight “my balls itch” adjustment, that’s a full on ball grab and his facial expression says it all. I didn’t even know hobbits had penises?
Manistoned | March 5, 2007 at 3:29 pm
Can’t a little hobbit adjust his little hobbit package in private?
HollyJ | March 5, 2007 at 3:45 pm
12 & 19 – HA!
I was like “Who the fuck is Evangeline Lily? Is she related to Keanu..?”
Carsten5577 | March 5, 2007 at 4:04 pm
He’s oozing class. Who’s Evangeline Lilly and why is she dating a caveman?
alaskanchicsickle | March 5, 2007 at 4:07 pm
Not the best picture of Dominic, but I think he’s incredibly adorable. I would cuddle with him every night, uh huh!
NipsyHustle | March 5, 2007 at 4:40 pm
this chick isn’t hot and obviously has no self esteem to be dating this skank troll. i bet her vag smells like patchouli and old soy milk.
RichPort | March 5, 2007 at 5:50 pm
29. Who wouldn’t like a little leprechaun fuck buddy. And I love the way he adjusts his lucky charms. Adorable!
NicotineEyePatch | March 5, 2007 at 5:53 pm
21, LoneWolf, I was thinking the same thing, only not in that Jersey accent. Nice call.
NicotineEyePatch | March 5, 2007 at 5:54 pm
Did I say Jersey? Because I meant Brooklyn….
sumnersgal | March 5, 2007 at 6:41 pm
I have never laughed so hard as I did at this thread – you people ROCK!!!!!
lambman | March 5, 2007 at 8:46 pm
Maybe he’s grabbing it as an F-U to the paparazi, Evangeline is one of those whiney celelbs who always complains about paparazi and signing autographs and stuff grabbing your junk to flip off the paps could be a way to impress her.
sid | March 5, 2007 at 9:22 pm
“Dominic Monaghan was spotted rubbing his balls while taking a walk with Evangeline Lilly in Hawaii. Although I don’t know how flattered she should be, since he looks like he’d try to have sex with a lawn gnome. And who knows, if he wears heels he might even be as tall as one.”
Weak picture.
Weak story.
24: But you were funny.
DrunkBlogger | March 5, 2007 at 9:36 pm
Fuck this, they need to get the fucking show Lost back on track. It’s been bullshit this season.
Candycane | March 5, 2007 at 10:23 pm
The guy jerking off, the girl pretending like she isn’t aware of it…
this picture brings back fond memories of 8th grade.
wtfpwned | March 5, 2007 at 10:34 pm
#30 http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/evangelinelilly/evangeline_lilly_6.jpg
fame is funny | March 6, 2007 at 12:13 am
Their entire wardrobe is sponsored by a 15 year old boys garage sale.
MadameO | March 6, 2007 at 12:24 am
Haha – she looks like a man
flauccinaucinihilipilifcation | March 6, 2007 at 4:21 am
YOU’RE A BIG FAT LIAR, Superfish!!
The only balls Dominic Monaghan has are the ones he teabags in his mouth when having sex with Evangeline Lilly!!!
How dare you deceive us…*sob*
almostfamous | March 6, 2007 at 9:46 am
http://evangeline-lilly.hzik.com/tapety/26.jpg
doesn’t look like keanu to me
saintmaybe | March 6, 2007 at 10:20 am
Please–he’s clearly dissing the papparazzo who took this lame photo–marginally funny at best; what I want to know from Miss Lilly is where I can find the nearest Rompers-R-Us outlet
UNCLE NED | March 6, 2007 at 10:28 am
Two nobodys who found one another, it’s like Romeo & Juliet all over again. And enough with the man-arms. It’s repulsive for a woman to have man-arms.
PrettyBaby | March 6, 2007 at 11:07 am
#23 Shut up Troll- Smell my fingers? Gross.
Anyway, I like these 2- they are cute, come on now.. besides he was a Hobbit..wtf?! Leave ‘em be.
Truthseeker013 | March 6, 2007 at 5:12 pm
Re #2- no, it’s not abnormal. But who wants to have it preserved for posterity??
lilygirl | March 7, 2007 at 12:29 am
Has anyone noticed how white this chick is?
I mean shes been in Hawaii for how many years now and still no tan?
But seriously she must be pretty desperate if she is dating this derelict, he looks like he was just hit over the head with a blunt object.
wtf | March 7, 2007 at 8:14 am
he is Lord of the Cockring
SuperChic | March 7, 2007 at 9:32 pm
It looks like he’s trying to control his hard-on. You know those shorts aren’t too flattering for a guy with a hard on. She’s like “baby, I know you want it again, but we are walking in a public park. Wait till we get behind a tree and I’ll let you hump on my leg, we’re almost there puppy wuppy. That’s a gooood boy.”