Evangeline Lilly is sophisticated

February 27th, 2006 // 63 Comments

evangeline-lilly-bikini.jpgI don’t know what to think about this picture of Evangeline Lilly. I suspect that somewhere on the beach, a six-year-old girl is crying her eyes out because Xena stole her swimsuit. Some people find her very attractive. I’m tempted to invite these people to my house, draw some boobs on my refrigerator and watch them fall in love – because there’s very little to differentiate them. Except the fridge won’t pee its pants when you fill it full of beer.


  1. vosh

    Before you rush to judgement on these photos, you should look at the shots of her with this suit on in this months issue of Esquire. Trust me, she is HOT in that bathing suit, but these pictures do her no justice.

  2. smartass

    I wonder if esquire touched up the photos. Instead of looking like a boy she now has boobs , a waist & lipoed legs!

  3. suggy

    You people are fucking IDIOTS! This chic is cute as hell! Nice, flat stomach, cute ass… I’d like to see any of you who posted make a bathing suit look that good. It’s a candid pic any how, it’s not like she’s under lights with airbrushing and make up… Lighten up, if she walked past you on the beach you’d all follow her ass as she walked by!

  4. LaydeeBug

    I’m a little tea-pot short and stout, here is my handle, here is my spout.

    She looks like a blithering idiot.

  5. mike22

    She would have looked PERFECT in this outfit admidst the diapered members of Driveshaft in that unfortunate episode of LOST…

  6. senin

    #45 iheartreznor: glad to see someone on this site understood the reference to Nabakov…

  7. That bathing suit is from a photoshoot she did for ESQUIRE! Check out the pictures here:
    http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=evangeline%20-%20esquire&spell=1&sa=N&tab=wi

  8. haasa813

    Touching up of photos in magazines? Wow there’s an idea. No duh. Everything is airbrushed. More than half the celebs out there wouldn’t look so hot without it.

    Seriously, bashers, get a life. I find it refreshing there is an actress who isn’t puking her guts out and is stick thin. It actually helps the normal people feel better, not shitty when they see the images in magazines with no flaws. Your maturity level leaves something to be desired.

    So the bikini may have been a mistake :p it’s not like she’s walking down a busy street in hollywood wearing it.

  9. THISISME

    She looks fine, give her a break. No ones perfect! Its rare to have a face that beautiful. I like her even more now after seeing these photos. She looks like she doesn’t give a dam. Better than all those paranoid, neurotic, anorexics. What kind of life is that?
    Shes having fun, leave her alone.

  10. she didnt find a swimsuit at he size so she took her baby sister

  11. flo

    Wow, what a bunch of morons who are dissing Lucy Lawless/Xena. Lucy Lawless is very much a natural beauty thank you, and has a WAAAYYY better body than Lilly wished she had. 351/2C-25-361/2. When she played Xena it was like looking at Bettie Page with blue eyes.

    Evangeline is nothing special. Xena’s face looks like a refrigerator? Well, fridges have food, food is good…so I guess thats not an insult after all.

  12. eeeee
    her ass not nice!!!

  13. Cass

    It’s called a very healthy body in an odd suit. She is beautiful…why can’t everyone accept a woman’s body for the amazing beauty it holds? Would you rather see a skeleton walking around in a bathing suit? She could have picked a better suit, but I am sure not everyone agrees with your clothing choices either.

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