I don’t know what to think about this picture of Evangeline Lilly. I suspect that somewhere on the beach, a six-year-old girl is crying her eyes out because Xena stole her swimsuit. Some people find her very attractive. I’m tempted to invite these people to my house, draw some boobs on my refrigerator and watch them fall in love – because there’s very little to differentiate them. Except the fridge won’t pee its pants when you fill it full of beer.
Evangeline Lilly is sophisticated
February 27th, 2006 // 63 Comments
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Romeo Foxtrot | February 27, 2006 at 1:19 pm
refrigerator? are we looking at the same pics bro?
frixos | February 27, 2006 at 1:23 pm
How is this even considered hot. She looks 12 with flabby legs.
Akapee | February 27, 2006 at 1:24 pm
She doesn’t look bad at all. She just needs a nicer swimsuit. She probably picked up this swimsuit from a salvation army store….and it blows.
MeganHarris | February 27, 2006 at 1:25 pm
Her bathing suit is so wack. You know what’s wierd about her? She has no waist. Look at her, there is no waist to ass ratio.
She’s a small tank.
ApplewtoAwesome | February 27, 2006 at 1:27 pm
Yeah, she has all the curves of a Texas interstate
Mary45 | February 27, 2006 at 1:28 pm
Wow I just clicked back to the Superficial and saw this… I’m scared! With a body like that, maybe something a lot smaller, like one of those micro bikinis from wicked weasel…
HollyJ | February 27, 2006 at 1:37 pm
Who knew Howard Stern could look so good in a batheing suit?
Kevin | February 27, 2006 at 1:40 pm
I’d like to check out her ice box…
robot_turkey | February 27, 2006 at 1:42 pm
That second picture makes me want to beat her. I can’t explain it. Perhaps it’s because she looks like she’s skipping, it could be the flabby, saggy buttcheeks and her untoned thighs. I don’t know, but looking at it makes her want to slap her silly. Oh, and Dom’s gay.
robot_turkey | February 27, 2006 at 1:46 pm
Makes *ME* want to slap her silly. Although, she might want to slap herself silly.
SMF121490 | February 27, 2006 at 1:46 pm
A grown woman actually wore that monstrosity in public? Either get Evangeline a sand castle making kit or give the swimsuit back to your three year old niece.
Not a good look for her.
bone_daddio | February 27, 2006 at 1:47 pm
Now we know what happened to the mink that Madonna had skinned for those diamond studded eyelashes!
MustangLaura | February 27, 2006 at 1:47 pm
I feel sorry for her fiance. Her boobs must be LOST too. Seriously did she raid Mrs. Federlines doggie room cause I swear Ive seen that swim suit before.
Ez-EEEE | February 27, 2006 at 1:50 pm
evangeline who?
frangly | February 27, 2006 at 1:53 pm
I can’t believe no one has commented on her incredible abs. I wouldn’t care what my legs looked like if I had abs like that, gee whiz. No one’s perfect in every body part.
And yeah, some of us are straight up and down, no waist, narrow hips. I’m the same way. And they say what makes a woman attractive is a .7/1.0 ratio of waist to hips. Never gonna happen here. Glad I’m not the only one.
Craig & "em" | February 27, 2006 at 2:02 pm
I don’t mean to step on anyone’s toes…but I figured I’d help rename this.
(TOP 3 Titles)
3.) Evangeline Takes RETARDED Photo
2.) Evangeline Wears RETARDED Tutu
(drumroll please)
1.) Evangeline Is RETARDED
Baroness | February 27, 2006 at 2:03 pm
God, I am the same way, #15.
I do have nice legs, but am completely straight up and down. Just…no waist.
I fail to see how she is ‘untoned’ though, guys. She looks very fit to me.
Geno | February 27, 2006 at 2:03 pm
She’s so hot. Everyone is ragging on her? Please! You guys would stammer & wouldn’t be able to speak if she even looked at you. She’s beautiful with a great body. Get over it..
jennifer11 | February 27, 2006 at 2:06 pm
i’m sure just mere moments after that photograph was taken a dog bit the bottom, pulling it down just a bit and someone used the image to sell sunscreen.
if that’s not what happened…she should have left it on the clearance rack at goodwill.
ostar | February 27, 2006 at 2:09 pm
Just curious…is that the same suit as the one she was wearing in gq (or something of that sort) but looked rather cute in? confused, whatever
JoshSpazJosh | February 27, 2006 at 2:11 pm
She looks somewhat attractive when she has all of her clothes on.
But this just creeps me out.
VanillaSalTyBaLLs | February 27, 2006 at 2:11 pm
I’d hit it … but I’d feel like a pedophile if she was wearing that get-up
mags | February 27, 2006 at 2:20 pm
I think she’s pretty hot despite the lack of a waist, but…that suit makes Maggie cry.
This is why I enjoyed working at a swimsuit store, I prevented horrible stuff like this happening.
Yes, I did feel righteous.
ESQ | February 27, 2006 at 2:24 pm
In response to # 22 – I was thinking similarly…
In response to #3 – LMAO!
I personally think she looks like a pedophile’s dream – sick bitch. Otherwise I think she is cute if she wasn’t wearing that bathing suit.
gogoboots | February 27, 2006 at 2:25 pm
i say no to ruffles on bathing suits. she’s not 5 years old no more, so what the hell…!
Escribo | February 27, 2006 at 2:34 pm
Maybe if she wore it backwards it would create the illusion of a waist.
Devil Is Chrome | February 27, 2006 at 2:38 pm
There should have been a moment in the dressing room where she turned to the mirror and went “Oh my god! No-no!” sigh. “It looked cute on the rack.”
She’s is obviously deficient in this natural defense mechanism and might have to be euthanized immediately.
anja | February 27, 2006 at 2:44 pm
37 years old…
anja | February 27, 2006 at 2:51 pm
correction, 27, but still. couple of decades over the swimming costume.
smartass | February 27, 2006 at 3:13 pm
Any man who thinks that is attractive is under serious pedophilia suspicion. There’s nothing on that body that suggests woman. No boobs, waist, hips or butt. She’s a stick w/long hair.
frixos | February 27, 2006 at 3:16 pm
Wait thats a nice body? The fact that guys will sleep with her, is a given 90% of guys have no shame anyway they sleep with anything. Me personally, I do not think she is attractive, YES with clothes on she might look good but she doesnt with clothes off. But do not tell me those are nice abs, or butt or whatever else you think is nice on that.
downshine | February 27, 2006 at 3:46 pm
who the hell is she? like seriously….
senin | February 27, 2006 at 4:04 pm
Was Nabakov at the beach????
Porcelyn | February 27, 2006 at 4:05 pm
I don’t even see a picture
JC | February 27, 2006 at 4:21 pm
Lucy Lawless (Xena)is not even comparible to Evangeline. Lilly is a natural beauty, although this is an awful pic. Little Bo Peep goes to the beach, yuck.
Anie900 | February 27, 2006 at 4:37 pm
yeah she doesnt look so bad on lost… maybe because they only ever show her face, she has a nice face, much nicer than xena at anyrate
subtle-rift | February 27, 2006 at 4:54 pm
Agreed, she has a much nicer face than Xena. Speaking of which, if anything discussed here looks like a refrigerator, it’s Xena’s face. Thinking about it, that would make some awsome photoshopping.
HughJorganthethird | February 27, 2006 at 5:02 pm
Ever wonder why this chcik is always photographed at the beach? It’s because she’s Canadian and right now it’s like 30 fucking below zero. I’d live at the beach to if I had her cash. No real point to this post , just wanted to bitch about about the cold.
Doesn’t Tom Cruise worship Xena or something?
xAgonyxScenex | February 27, 2006 at 5:15 pm
she has a really hot face….but she has a tad bit of a manly figure. Her body aint as hot as her face.
dimestoredetective | February 27, 2006 at 5:37 pm
A little junk in the trunk ain’t bad.
It allows my hand print on her ass to linger longer.
pinkraindrop6 | February 27, 2006 at 8:36 pm
okay i love how stars think they can wear anything they want. if i ever wore that out in public, i would be laughed out of society. she really looks like she thinks she’s so superior for wearing that..
krisdylee | February 27, 2006 at 9:28 pm
reminds me of the time when i told the salesman to be honest when i tried on one of these frilly bikinis and bless his honest soul, he looked at me in the fitting room and slowly shook his head. he saved me from something like this, albeit on amuch smaller scale.
MonkeyBrain | February 27, 2006 at 10:55 pm
“Boobs on a refrigerator” – my thoughts EXACTLY!
Okay, well maybe not *exactly*, (I wasn’t clever enough to come up with the refrigerator analogy), but I DO remember thinking that she was a waistless, hipless freakazoid.
Geez! I don’t know if those frills were supposed to make her figure looks less cylindrical, but they obviously had the opposite effect.
Think about sex with her: There’s no traction! Your hands would just keep slipping off every time you tried to grab her waist for harder thrusting. I bet she wishes now that her abs weren’t so “spectacular”. At least with love handles, those poor shmucks who end up in bed with her would have something to hold onto.
HollyJ | February 27, 2006 at 11:45 pm
“TransAmerica: The Year After”
iheartreznor | February 28, 2006 at 12:30 am
#33, you’ve made my day.
She really is quite dumpy from behind in that picture…
sqongo | February 28, 2006 at 6:20 am
You jealous hags,you wished you looked that good,yummy.The reason shes muscley is because she does martial arts!!
Zapp Brannigan | February 28, 2006 at 7:09 am
I’m steadily growing tired of her, her co-stars and LOST the show. They’re all steadily becoming annoying.
Tetsuo | February 28, 2006 at 7:57 am
I’d still fuck her. Then again, I’d fuck a black snake with a festered asshole so long as someone held its head.
Baroness | February 28, 2006 at 9:42 am
#43: She looks like a woman; they come in all shapes and sizes. Get real, and get out once in a while.
vosh | February 28, 2006 at 11:41 am
Before you rush to judgement on these photos, you should look the shots of her with this suit on in this months issue of Esquire. Trust me, she is HOT in that bathing suit, but these pictures do her no justice.