Evan Rachel Wood went back to Marilyn Manson

December 4th, 2009 // 71 Comments

In an interview with Metal Hammer UK, Marilyn Manson reveals he’s having sex with Evan Rachel Wood in his personal dentist chair again:

“I think I’m not afraid to be me. Sometimes [it] happens when you get to this point in your career, and there are so many things that have happened and influences that you’ve had, besides the influences of the things that have inspired you. Sometimes you feel awkward being what you’re best at, you feel like you have to be something new. But I think that a lot of people will agree that me being me at my best [is what] I need to be. I think that that really paid off because I’m back with Evan, that’s kind of breaking news, you can be the first one to say that.

Presumably Alexander Skarsgard kicked Evan Rachel Wood to the curb for Kate Bosworth because he hates breasts and anything more than .005% body fat. But if it’s the other way around and Evan left him for Marilyn Manson, I’d put a goddamn gun in my mouth. Seriously, how do you bounce back from a woman telling you she’d rather lay underneath a gaunt middle-aged man in make-up while he breathes absinthe in her face? It’d be less deflating if she just wanted to have sex with her dad while dressed like a koala bear.

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Comments (71)

  1. Cookie | December 4, 2009 at 12:03 pm

    Eat shit and Die!

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  2. #1 | December 4, 2009 at 12:06 pm

    Breaking news is that he is having sex with a woman.

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  3. Some Girl | December 4, 2009 at 12:10 pm

    I think this is the best she has ever looked! That haircolor is amazing on her.

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  4. Eder | December 4, 2009 at 12:16 pm

    No way he stopped banging Stoya for her.

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  5. Smile | December 4, 2009 at 12:16 pm

    Is she holding one of them Google checks in one of the pictures?

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  6. Nameless | December 4, 2009 at 12:18 pm

    She looks really old for someone so young. She already looks like she pushing 30.

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  7. Rodham | December 4, 2009 at 12:21 pm

    Oy! I could plotz!

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  8. jumpin_j | December 4, 2009 at 12:24 pm

    “Seriously, how do you bounce back from a woman telling you she’d rather lay underneath a gaunt middle-aged man in make-up while he breathes absinthe in her face?”

    C’mon Phish, you say that like it was a bad thing.

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  9. gotmilk? | December 4, 2009 at 12:28 pm

    why is she famous?

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  10. Max Planck | December 4, 2009 at 12:29 pm

    Posing with a check in her hand?

    THAT’S what she’ s dating, people.

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  11. Chupa | December 4, 2009 at 12:32 pm

    She’s got a cunty look about her. She can fuck off. She’s about as important or real as vapor.

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  12. kate | December 4, 2009 at 12:44 pm

    Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I met a man who are 6’3″ now on a dating service. He wants to see me and even have fun with me, but i am only 5’6″. I don’t know whether I should go to see him. He said to me that all girls on that site ~~ T a l l h u b . c o m ~~ are seeking fun.. why am not I?

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  13. in the sack | December 4, 2009 at 12:49 pm

    one word for this chick: ” necrophilia”

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  14. Danklin24 | December 4, 2009 at 1:13 pm

    Someone needs to tell Brian Warner(yes im using his real name because the other makes him sound like the fag that he is) that influence and inspire pretty much mean the same fucking thing. I hate assholes that try to sound smart but end up sounding like complete douches.

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  15. Jacqueline Hyde | December 4, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    Someone needs to remind her that she’s not Dita Von Teese.

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  16. Ashley | December 4, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    Is that Rose McGowan in pic #7? That’d be an interesting conversation.

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  17. cc | December 4, 2009 at 1:19 pm

    She looks stunning. However, she strikes me as being an enormous fucking flake, even by the standards of actresses. And please don’t try and persuade me of her acting prowess. ‘Thirteen’? Incredibly over-rated.

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  18. cc | December 4, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    Pic 7

    Rose: ‘Yes, well I used to be hot.’

    Evan Rachel: ‘I still am bitch!’

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  19. cc | December 4, 2009 at 1:32 pm

    Pic 7

    Rose: ‘Yes, well I used to be hot.’

    Evan Rachel: ‘I still am bitch!’

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  20. gross | December 4, 2009 at 1:35 pm

    How the fuck does Manson do it?

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  22. Tiger Woods | December 4, 2009 at 2:04 pm

    Who the fuck cares, Fish.

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  23. wosh | December 4, 2009 at 2:14 pm

    @20 MONEY!

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  24. mish | December 4, 2009 at 2:27 pm

    She’s a pretty girl, but she’s trying way too hard to emulate Dita. Remember what she looked like before hooking up with Manson? It’s like night and day.

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  25. sickitten | December 4, 2009 at 3:05 pm

    She’s so much prettier than Dita. Dita is a plain looking girl with a makeup job.

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  26. big teeth | December 4, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    Who is Evan and why does he have a girl’s middle name? And Maryln Marilyn Manson is gay? Who knew??

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  27. money | December 4, 2009 at 3:46 pm

    Marilyn Manson getting laid, proves that money will get you laid.

    Despite the fact the he is a HIDEOUSLY ugly man+woman he is getting laid by beautiful women.What on earth is going on, is this the apocalypse?

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  28. angie pangie george | December 4, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    Probably the best line in the history of written word: “Seriously, how do you bounce back from a woman telling you she’d rather lay underneath a gaunt middle-aged man in make-up while he breathes absinthe in her face?”

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  29. bert | December 4, 2009 at 4:57 pm

    He’s mysterious. Jesus Christ it’s not that hard to figure out. It’s also a statement on her part.

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  30. kenortega | December 4, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    @11

    I agree.

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  31. See Alice | December 4, 2009 at 6:42 pm

    I like her classic retro look . Classy .
    Same with Dita, even more so .
    I also think Rose McGowan is stunning .
    MM goes for a certain look
    Why are they attracted to him ?
    I am guessing he is a regular guy under all the makeup ?

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  32. lia | December 4, 2009 at 7:51 pm

    they deserve each other

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  33. Nen | December 4, 2009 at 9:51 pm

    But I read an interview in which Skarsgard said that he never dated her. (from metro canada magazine), poor skarsgard, he can’t walk next to a young woman without being linked to her

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  34. maple | December 4, 2009 at 10:59 pm

    Yawn about the girl with the boy’s name!

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  35. RaraAvis | December 5, 2009 at 1:21 am

    She’s desperate to maintain some sort of relevence. Oops – failed again. Next!

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  36. Heather | December 5, 2009 at 1:44 am

    She is famous cause she is an actor.
    She is too good for Mr. Manson if I must say so.

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  37. gö?üs esteti?i | December 5, 2009 at 4:51 am

    pretty woman..

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  38. lu | December 5, 2009 at 4:53 am

    Dita is a bitch… Evan is beautiful…. Manson is…. hummmm

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  39. Lu | December 5, 2009 at 4:57 am

    I hate Dita and Stoya because …. Bitch and whore

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  40. mercury | December 5, 2009 at 6:28 am

    dude.. she is hot. I want to put her in my personal dentist chair. First I need to get her and then get a dentist chair but these are minor details.

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  42. fuckingcrazytofuckmanson? | December 5, 2009 at 4:38 pm

    don’t care which overrated designer made them, those shoes aren’t the best pick for that particular dress. Perfect for a Vivid scene though, RCG or DP.

    another of the zillion sighns that she’s trying too hard, and failing, AGAIN.

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  43. lesighlepoo | December 6, 2009 at 2:42 am

    @9: She’s that girl from the movie ‘Across the Universe’

    @26: Do you need reading glasses?

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  45. Secret Squirrel | December 6, 2009 at 3:44 pm

    @20 – From what I’ve heard, Manson like many other rock stars, is apparently hung like Seabiscuit. I think it’s a pretty safe bet that McGowan, Von Teese, and Wood here are all size queens, so there ya go…

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  46. Darth | December 6, 2009 at 4:04 pm

    Which sane guy calls himself Marilyn?!

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  47. Nero | December 6, 2009 at 4:09 pm

    @46
    That would be the same as me calling myself Daisy.

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  48. Boogeyman King Dong | December 6, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    She’d like to receive checks and show it proud to the world like in pic 4.

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  50. nintendo dsi r4 | December 6, 2009 at 10:47 pm

    Thanks for the beautiful pics of Evan Rachel Wood. She is gorgeous and has a very adorable body. All her pics are just awesome.

    Reply

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