Eva Mendes in lingerie is just brilliant marketing for any product under the sun. She could be in an ad campaign for Industrial Strength Penis Melter, and I’d pour it on my cereal. I don’t know what that says about me as a person, but I’m sure it’s something along the lines of “The Superficial Writer is a national treasure.”
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TJ | July 25, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Damn she is so sexy….first
ph7 | July 25, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Our favorite housekeeper still finding modeling jobs. Go figure.
Jason | July 25, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Wow, I can say First on an official thesuperficial.com comment page. I can die now.
Hollard | July 25, 2008 at 4:03 pm
I would hit this pussy in a heartbeat. yes sur.
Hollard | July 25, 2008 at 4:05 pm
@3 You are a typical idiot that posts “first” when really they are anything but.
Famous Plastic | July 25, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Eva is boring and average looking.
burgernoodle for the masses | July 25, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Hollard – give the man a break. It was a 3-way tie. I am referee.
LivewireT | July 25, 2008 at 4:19 pm
She’s nothing special…nothing special at all.
Fiz | July 25, 2008 at 4:24 pm
#2 hahaha that was funny, but always remember that she is far richer and better looking than you!
Snoodle | July 25, 2008 at 4:24 pm
I can’t really comment on Eva, but as a woman, that lengerie is boring looking as all hell :s
Googlybits | July 25, 2008 at 4:26 pm
She looks strange and waxy, like a blowup doll.
Either she is starving, covered in pasty makeup, or both.
Not sure about the sexiness factor (I am not a guy), but she nailed “bimbo” right on the head.
angiemedic56 | July 25, 2008 at 4:37 pm
She is anything but average, waxy, or bimbo! Don’t be jealous. She’s a total babe.
Chaturon "Chubracabra" Wattaporn | July 25, 2008 at 4:40 pm
@11: What you’re seeing is strange, waxy retouching! Yikes!
Nevertheless, she can gurgle my snurg anytime!
Deacon Jones | July 25, 2008 at 4:45 pm
“I wanna put her in a bride dress and shit in her mouth”
-Jim Norton
the typical superficial loser nerd | July 25, 2008 at 4:47 pm
She’s ugly and has small tits. Her jaws are too wide and eyes are too small. Her nostrils flare. She has no muscle tone. I’ve had much better girls.
mmetalman | July 25, 2008 at 4:47 pm
some of you people would bitch about ‘mother theresa’s’ wrinkles. there aint a damn thing wrong with that! or sophie monk!
Barak Obama | July 25, 2008 at 4:58 pm
She is pretty hot. But, I saw much hotter women at the water park the other day.
One | July 25, 2008 at 5:11 pm
I don’t know why, but I really cannot stand that womans face, the mere sight of just irritates the crap outta me.
Sell Porn Make Money | July 25, 2008 at 5:17 pm
I just made the floor a little wet and sticky in front of me.
JWM | July 25, 2008 at 5:20 pm
I would totally go Rick James with her.
coffeebean | July 25, 2008 at 5:29 pm
” there aint a damn thing wrong with that! ” –
except she’s a fucking mexican.
my2cents | July 25, 2008 at 5:45 pm
I think she looks lovely and that the lingerie is classic and elegant (not boring). I love CK’s lingerie.
Karma | July 25, 2008 at 5:59 pm
I like EM and I like CK…but CK is “all american blah” and eva is a hot tamale…seems like a bad fit for a spokesmodel.
WOW OMG!!! | July 25, 2008 at 5:59 pm
The Superficial Writer, you’ll always be a treasure to me…
Karma | July 25, 2008 at 6:01 pm
#21: Eva is of Cuban descent, not Mexican.
josh | July 25, 2008 at 6:08 pm
Ugly.
Seryi Rock | July 25, 2008 at 6:24 pm
I dont like much.
Cat | July 25, 2008 at 7:13 pm
To the girls out there who feel they can’t comment on whether she is hot/sexy/good looking: I’m a chick and I’m confident enough in my sexuality to say that she looks amazing. That doesn’t mean I want to sleep with her.
jonny | July 25, 2008 at 7:27 pm
She’s hot. I would deliver a hot sausage to her back door, which she would hungrily accept. I can’t wait…..HA!!!!
chicken pot pie | July 25, 2008 at 7:28 pm
well, i’m a girl who thinks this chick is MUCHO CALIENTE, and i DEFINATELY want to sleep with her.
gay | July 25, 2008 at 7:36 pm
She’s real hot but these fake pictures/paintings are lame. So photoshopped and gay. Let’s get some pics of Kim Kardashians penis.
Urbanspaceman | July 25, 2008 at 8:12 pm
She’s a goddess, perfect in every way.
Jason | July 25, 2008 at 9:04 pm
@25 Saying she’s cuban, not mexican is about as relavent as pointing out that you stepped in cat turds, not dog turds.
P | July 25, 2008 at 9:22 pm
Damn, Superfish is really on today
Bill | July 25, 2008 at 10:29 pm
I, for one, LOVE her manface. In fact, I’m HOPING something will pop out of her panties when I pull them down. And I’m a real man, so it’s going right into my mouth, since I’m the one stripping her. In sex as in anything else in life, fucking finish what you fucking start.
Mike | July 25, 2008 at 11:45 pm
Her face looks like the mask a Mayan priest would wear as he’s ripping out your heart.
sasa | July 26, 2008 at 2:02 am
lol. She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video at **:::M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.c o m:::** that is a celebrity da ting sit e for wealt hy or sexy singles. She is really hot with bikini in that video. You will know how passionate it is after seening it!
clevelandrulez! | July 26, 2008 at 3:11 am
She looks just like a tranny. A really, really hot and sexy tranny.
CholestaPro | July 26, 2008 at 5:01 am
Oh… she has perfect figure and lingerie is so hot like her only. Quality in everything.
gerard Vandenberg | July 26, 2008 at 7:07 am
……………………IS THIS A “MIRACLE”?
Kareem Ofwheat | July 26, 2008 at 8:17 am
She looks like a spic Cindy Crawford.
And that’s not a bad thing.
TV Addict | July 26, 2008 at 10:22 am
I really don’t like her. I think she doesn’t look anything special just average. Not my type at all…
paco | July 26, 2008 at 10:48 am
first….nah!! just kidding. u guys who do that are douchebags. eva is hot!
dragon43078 | July 26, 2008 at 11:18 am
Overrated. There are dozens of more attractive women where I work. What is so special about her? She looks like one of the washed up models that I see hawking stuff at the Biker Rodeo.
Frank | July 26, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Beauty standards have gone so far downhill in recent years. This manly mestiza is nothing compared to so many girls working small parts in television. (not to mention girls on the street of every town in the Western World) TV is where the real beauties can be found these days. Shit, go to any of the upmarket, softcore porn sites and you’ll see what REAL beauty is.
horsey | July 26, 2008 at 1:17 pm
amy winehouse sure got tan
flawed | July 26, 2008 at 1:22 pm
just cuz we dont think horsey his not hot we’re considered jealous?cant we just not think someone is hot? she has ALOT of flaws but thats not what makes her unattractive, its the fact that she can’t act and she has to show her silly body off to get a part in a movie. thats unattractive and too easy & common in hollywood today.
blah | July 26, 2008 at 3:04 pm
this is the hottest woman evr!! my lesbian crush
ms coaster | July 26, 2008 at 4:46 pm
this ad campaign makes me want to buy CK lingerie. i dont like CK lingerie, but think Eva’s body is hot…. would my body look that good in that lingerie?
Sam | July 26, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Wow you know I never knew that she was more than just in Revlon commercials and doing cheezy movies. She’s actually a really good model! >_> And she’s been doing quite a bit of modelling lately too.