Eva Mendes’ chest makes a kickass beverage tray

These are come crazy ass topless pics of Eva Mendes in the latest issue of Vogue Italia. All I know is, I’m moving to Italy and stocking my house full of Eva Mendes’ Boobs/Drink Trays. Where do I pick something like that up? Pier 1? Or this more of an IKEA item? I get most of my furniture from the junk yard. People laughed when I made a bed out of old washing machines. But who’s laughing now? Me! And not just because of the tetanus.

Thanks to Selene who doubles as a sexy armoire.

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that, even uncensored, are some bizarro shit.

Photos: Huffington Post, Vogue Italia