Eva Mendes pats her naked ass in public

By: The Superficial / December 21, 2007

Eva Mendes unveiled her new PETA ad today in Beverly Hills. She then pretended to pat her own sweet, naked ass which is sort of like watching one of my dreams come true. Now if only some of my other dreams would come to fruition, like being elected president or owning a house made of solid chocolate.

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