Eva Mendes in rehab

February 1st, 2008 // 53 Comments

TMZ revealed today that Eva Mendes is in rehab battling a substance abuse problem:

We’re told the “Ghost Rider” star is at the famous Cirque Lodge, near Sundance. The Lodge, which treated Lindsay Lohan and other stars, is one of the most respected treatment facilities in the country.
Eva has been at Cirque for several weeks.

Her addiction? My guess is ass-patting. I had a problem with it myself. It was really affecting my work. I mean, I would pat anyone’s ass. My secretary, random co-workers, Ted in Accounting. Also the copying machine. Oh, that copying machine. Such a tight buttocks on that one… But, anyway, I got some help and I think I’m better for it. Best of luck to Eva.

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  1. Just another Hollywood coke whore going on vacation to a resort in Utah…I mean “treatment center”.

  2. daisy

    is eva battling a cocaine problem? looking at her you would never know.wow the more money you get the more problems. i wish her good luck and a fast recovery.

  3. I Forgot It

    I like how she is playing around and putting her hand on her bare ass, well it is a picture of her bare ass. Hell, I’d put my hand on her ass too!

    In an ironic twist of fate, I did, and now all I can do is do like she is and put my hand on a picture of her ass….damned restraining order!

    Funny thing she was so baked that she thought I was Superman at the time, but then I guess she remembered I was not in fact Superman, but some perv that was hiding in her bathroom closet….damned video cameras! (My bad for forgetting the thing…)

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