Eva Mendes was spotted leaving a private gym in West Hollywood yesterday. It’s been rumored she’s pregnant, and I believe it. That’s definitely a baby bump she’s hiding behind her purse. Of course, I generally leave observations like that to a real doctor. I’m just a guy who likes to lay around the house all day drinking beer in a lab coat. I tell my girlfriend I’m learning way more than I would at any old medical school. Though I think when I broke my arm the other day and poured Ny-Quil on it she knew something was up. I knew I should’ve used Pepto-Bismol.
Photos: INFdaily.com
wow, she sucks.. | November 30, 2007 at 5:00 pm
lame
Jaba the Slut | November 30, 2007 at 5:15 pm
I hate her, she’s a midget
Donkey Ass | November 30, 2007 at 5:16 pm
Not hot!
Jaba the Slut | November 30, 2007 at 5:18 pm
Hahaha, oops, I got her confused with Eva Longoria…wrong immigrant, sorry…
Duh | November 30, 2007 at 5:18 pm
maybe she was going to the gym cause she’s actually got a beer guy, not a growing fetus…
Shorty | November 30, 2007 at 5:18 pm
Since when is 5’6 considered to be a midget? Get your facts straight, asswipe.
Duh | November 30, 2007 at 5:20 pm
I mean beer gut, not beer guy. beer guy would be good too, though.
Phy | November 30, 2007 at 5:22 pm
Did I mention I hate the phrase “baby bump”? There’s a fetus in there, you don’t need to get any more infantile about it. I’m sure we can do better. Like, “Eva Mendes was spotted leaving a private gym today. She looked gravid, like she was definitely harboring one or more fetuses inside of her. Eva Mendes, swollen with child.”
Jimbo | November 30, 2007 at 5:23 pm
What is with the Fish wanting all these women pregnant? There was Britney, Paris, and now Eva? Fish man, did you knock up your coke whore girl friend and now every woman with a little bump in the belly looks pregnant??
WTF..
combustion8 | November 30, 2007 at 5:24 pm
nor can she hide that tranny face of hers.. yuck.
Condom Man | November 30, 2007 at 5:25 pm
CONDOM MAN DOES NOT APPROVE
Lindsay | November 30, 2007 at 5:26 pm
her boobs look pretty small to be pregnant…. Usually that’s the first sign… GIANT BOOBIES
theShizaan | November 30, 2007 at 5:37 pm
Dear theSuperficial.com:
NOT digging the new pic navigation.
Jenna | November 30, 2007 at 5:38 pm
maybe the baby is in her BUTT — that is a big old bump!
Robin Claire | November 30, 2007 at 5:44 pm
BAAAAAAABBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
combustion8 | November 30, 2007 at 5:45 pm
I agree with #13, it blows.
Christine | November 30, 2007 at 6:11 pm
Lindsay, not every women gets huge tatas. I’ve been pregnant three times, and each time I went from a small AA, to a larger AA. The only difference was that my bras finally fit properly.
BTW, what size are her freaking feet?? Her shoes look HUGE!
RoniMikey | November 30, 2007 at 6:14 pm
She is a bueatiful women. I don’t see any baby bump. But those are very pointed boobs.
woodhorse | November 30, 2007 at 6:33 pm
well she can’t hide that ass. I’m surprised anyone ever noticed Kim Kardashian. Maybe that’s why Kim had to have some guy pee on her. So people would finally notice her ass after tearing their eyes off Evas’ ass. “Oh, hey, who got peed on? Oh look she has an ass sort of”
T$ | November 30, 2007 at 6:39 pm
Does anyone else notices the lack of bra? Who goes to the gym not wearing a bra? You can so see her nipples. Oh and BTW – aren’t your boobs suppose to get huge when you’re prego?
Rowan | November 30, 2007 at 7:27 pm
She is so not pregnant.
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater | November 30, 2007 at 7:45 pm
the new pic navigation sucks hard. go back to the old one
The Bull | November 30, 2007 at 8:17 pm
Hilarious…if a chick isn’t 20 years old, blond, with a flat ass and slutty, they aren’t considered attractive by most of you. Eva Mendes is a WOMAN. And a sexy one at that.
Rachel | November 30, 2007 at 8:26 pm
She’s not pregnant, it’s the angle of the picture.
fickle bitch | November 30, 2007 at 8:29 pm
Thats not a baby bump, thats just being latina. Two most important words to dating a latina “shelf life”…from 16-23 hot–after that its an UPHILL fight!
Da Man | November 30, 2007 at 9:00 pm
Well if she’s preggers that’s a good news, bad news situation. Good news is her tits will get big and some lucky asshole gets to suck on em. Bad news is her cooch will explode and never be the same.
PS: Plus she’ll get wench hips like old used up hags do!
fiona123568 | November 30, 2007 at 9:06 pm
whenver i see her ,she is a beauty.her pictures on a celebrities site sugarcupid.com are also fantastic.
deebo | November 30, 2007 at 9:06 pm
arf, if you’re gonna stick to that picture thingy, atleast make it use ajax so the whole page doesn’t reload
Dnice | November 30, 2007 at 9:40 pm
First of all…..the media is completely bump happy. You can’t even drink a beer and not be accused of being preggers. 2nd…she doesn’t in any way remotely look pregnant and 3rd I read in an Us Weekly magazine on the quotes page that she doesn’t think that she even wants kids saying that if she was supposed to have maternal instinct that it would have kicked in by now.
Princess | November 30, 2007 at 9:54 pm
i would be pregnant every other week according to tabs. i eat a sandwich and i look 5 weeks pregnant.
maybe she isn’t with “baby”, but with “thanksgiving dinner”?
gerard Vandenberg | November 30, 2007 at 11:31 pm
On the other hand: HER PUSSIE SHE CAN!!
AJ Star | November 30, 2007 at 11:32 pm
you drink a lot. good thing YOU’RE not pregnant.
eva mendes | November 30, 2007 at 11:41 pm
Hi America, I, Eva Mendes, would like to validate & be the first to say I am not pregnant. I am on the road to becoming morbidly obeast. There fore I hit the gym to work my fat ass out. Case closed.
Oh & uh I, Eva Mendes, am really liking the ah new picture navigation.
Chow down
AmeriCanadian | December 1, 2007 at 12:13 am
Isn’t she a fucking Catholic? She’s probably having quadruplets.
Betina | December 1, 2007 at 12:39 am
Eva Mendes is one smoking hot Latina.
MILF in the making, folks….. she’s defnitely got a bun in the oven.
put the ugly people in the back | December 1, 2007 at 1:35 am
NO WAY this lady has always had a wide chub stomach she’s just extra bloated and went to the gym to try to flatten that shit since she’s probably eard the preg rumers OUCH. Good luck chick fatty fat season is upon us and the temptations are everywhere, christmas isn’t about love or presents it about watcihng your family and friends get fatter so if you are one of the lucky few with a kick ass metabolism and 18 BMI score (hi there) it is the happiest time of the year.
Anyway watch in a few months she still won’t be preganat of course you die hard naysayers will say she took care of it but I’m quite confident that she’s just a little chunky in the belly or has constipation problems.
Jane | December 1, 2007 at 3:47 am
Bollocks! She is going to the gym cos she has too like everyone- Quit being all scandalous and get a job!
polly | December 1, 2007 at 3:49 am
She shouldn’t be pregnant. My friend told me that she is having massage therapy and he met her at pubspa.com last week.
floatfish | December 1, 2007 at 3:54 am
Someone here mentioned girl looking like Eva Mendes joined the service a few weeks ago, it is an absolutely service for rich women to looking sexy men for extramarital relationship..
goose | December 1, 2007 at 5:47 am
fucking hate the new navigation. is this to up the numbers on your page hits? lame.
Blackgirl | December 1, 2007 at 7:39 am
PREGNANT.
sam80 | December 1, 2007 at 8:17 am
Her teeth are so enormous she always looks like she’s struggling just to keep her mouth closed. She needs to quit her futile attempts to try to look like Sophia Loren.
woodhorse | December 1, 2007 at 8:17 am
@29. FRIST IS PREGNANT!!
I Hope No One Ever Thinks I'm Pregnant When I'm Not | December 1, 2007 at 11:59 am
Love how hot she thinks she is yet the movie showing her completely naked full frontal tanked at the box office. And now people think she’s pregnant, which I seriously doubt.
It must be such a serious blow to her arrogance.
Kelly | December 1, 2007 at 11:59 am
I dont get why stars ‘hide’ when they are pregnant, its almost as if they are embarrased about it. Its a natural thing that happens Geez, you’d think they were the only pregnant women in the world with the way they act.
a doe | December 1, 2007 at 2:05 pm
strange, pointy boobs
Da Man | December 1, 2007 at 4:35 pm
“Love how hot she thinks she is yet the movie showing her completely naked full frontal tanked at the box office.” 44 what movie was that?
Also, I agree this new photo navigation is crap. I don’t want to see every single pic just a few and it’s a transparent effort to inflate the traffic.
PS: Eva Mendes if your not preggers it’s time to step up to this!
Barb | December 2, 2007 at 12:12 am
I don’t know…I don’t think those are maternity boobs…..
omg | December 2, 2007 at 8:18 am
How mean. Not one nice comment here. Im sure you here are all perfect, with totally flat stomachs. The longer you sit there complaining about stars’ baby bumps, the more you’ll see your own grow. Next thing you know, if you look down you’ll think you’re pregnant from just sitting on your asses.
Pass the chips and keep the complaints coming, i need a baby.
Ted from LA | December 2, 2007 at 1:11 pm
#39,
You stupid fuck. You forgot to post your .com site.