Eva Mendes’ topless Calvin Klein commercial banned from US television (Heroically, I’ve posted it here. Now, where’s my parade?)

August 4th, 2008 // 98 Comments

Eva Mendes is more than just the face for the new Calvin Klein Secret Obsession campaign. She’s also the bush, boobs and nipples. Just scope out the NSFW version of the photo above along with the even more NSFW commercial after the jump. The spot is already banned from US television because, holy crap, it’s Eva Mendes totally freaking topless. Although, with our economy in its current state, you figure the FCC would want to encourage consumers to buy shit, but what do I know? I’m just a simple man who can bend steel in his bare hands. At any rate, here’s looking forward to her next campaign: Eva Mendes’ Clitoris for Michelin tires.

Thanks to everyone who wrote in on this one. You’re all on my Christmas list!

WARNING: NSFW

Photo: Calvin Klein
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  1. NightPutting

    Tragically, the video’s down.

    I’m at half-mast.

  2. ManiacFive

    That commercials never gonna air in Europe, Why? On the continent they got adverts for beer, perfume, dishwasher tablets, hoovers, that feature more nudity than this. You want famous tit? Head to the beach and you’ll find it.

    Hell the Isle of sheppey is only notable for its former steel industry and inbreeding, and even thats got an officially sanctioned nudist beach.

    Eva mendes is hot though, I would.

  3. Nooooooooo

    The link is down! Give us another one!

    For the love of God give us more video!

  4. scooter

    Ad Guy, the billions of dollars come from idiots like you who are easily brainwashed

  5. Dr. John Blackheart

    this add just saved one of my patients

  6. Vanilla Manilla

    aaaaaaaand it’s gone :( booo

  7. maeby

    what bush? thats a shadow dude

  8. All the bitch-boys who’ve been moaning about politically incorrect jokes today will love this tranny. She’s packing the “surprise” they crave.

  9. shirleytemple

    @ nipolian:
    LOL! ziinggggg

  10. Max

    It’s gone. Fucking communists.

  11. john

    it’s down, fix it now!

  12. iupload

    hey everyone,
    since it’s not on youtube anymore or any other website, I uploaded to rapidshare. it’s like a 30 sec ad and the file size is like 17mbs. Enjoy!!

    http://rapidshare.com/files/134878844/secretobsession.mov.html

  13. rthrt

    UPLOAD IT YOUTUBE, YEAH THAT’S FUCKING SMART

    Bunch of morons

  14. NotBlonde

    It’s available on Youtube stil, just not this particular video.

    And for those dolts who cannot figure out where the nipple is, watch the VIDEO.

    Jesus people are stupid.

  15. NotBlonde

    It’s available on Youtube still, just not this particular video.

    And for those dolts who cannot figure out where the nipple is, watch the VIDEO.

    Jesus people are stupid.

  16. meh

    Meh, her face just SCREAMS Venezuelan TRANNY, theres nothing wrong with looking like a Venezuelan tranny… except if you’re a WOMAN.

  17. Day late, dollar short

    First!!!!!!!!

  18. Teltech54

    Stupid censors.

  19. Lindsays

    She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"”"W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
    ?????????????????

  20. friendlyfires

    Daddy, why is there a naked lady rolling around on television?
    Because, sweet honey bunches of oats, Calvin Klein payed her a boatload of money to twaddle around in gauze in chiffon.
    Why did Calvin Klein pay her so much money?
    Calvin Klein knows a lot of people like to watch Eva Mendes naked and hopes people will buy his lousy perfume after showboating her performance as a narcoleptic junkie stripper on national teevee.
    Why would anyone want to buy Calvin Klein’s lousy perfume after watching Eva Mendes flop around with little or no clothes.
    You got me there, snapdragon. People are crazy!

  21. missanica

    Well…good for all you assholes who think that stuff like this SHOULD be allowed on TV, you’re definitely in a man’s world fantasy & should take a pick on a number of foreign countries you can move to that allow shit like this. I, on the other hand, believe that seeing women’s nipples & bush should be left for personal time only & try to argue about “artistic nudity” b/c it’s Eva Mendes…c’mon…she’d get naked for anything, she’s just THAT easy.

  22. Insomnihack

    Just watched the commercial. I personally think Eva Mendes is hot but like all perfume/cologne commercials this was completely retarded. Sure there’s a nipple and all but it should have been banned for pure crappiness.

  23. White

    The video’s not up! Damn you youtubeee

  24. my comment

    I see junkie pubes!

    Now I need to throw up.

  25. GETFUCKED@

    Gets me everytime this conservative bullshit…. who gave these people a voice too start with? WHO fuckin breast fed them, of wich part of the female anatomy did they come out of, where they born clothed, do thier children not take photos of themselves in the mirror and put it up on web sites…do we not all fap too nudity???? Makes you wonder…. when people want too justify their opinions, they don’t start a union, they start an ORGANIZATION and then get federal funding from the tax payer that they are trying too screw over. Quit smoking, dont drink, no nudity, no obscenities (spelling), dont use so much water, dont use petrol (gas), dont put up a “wind farm” near me.. or else I’ll drive alot more!!!!!!… FOR FUCK SAKES YOU WHINGING LITTLE PRICKS FOR EVERY ACTION THERE IS A REACTION……and my reaction too that nipple…is too have a slight FAP to it……. fuckers…

  26. JPRichardson

    I’ve always thought about Eva as an ugly version of Cindy Crawford… Who’s with me?

  27. therusskie

    @ GETFUCKED

    The conservatives and the people that screw us over get their ‘fun’. With 14 year old boys in hotel rooms. With blow. Behind many closed doors. With a paparazzo hiding in the trees.

    :)

  28. AMERICA PRUDISH?
    ……………………………………………………………………………..O.K. then, a little bit yeah.
    JESUS CHRIST MAN, wake up!!!

  29. typical superficial loser

    Why was I cursed to live on a planet full of ugly people when I am so so so beautiful?

  30. thepillager

    wtf, its gone!

  31. Joe Mahma

    I-Don’t-Care

  32. ishi-san

    @ 26: What is that supposed to mean? Never been to Europe, have ya’?
    Jealous ignorant moron!

  33. jealous

    She looks like a Ford Taurus

  34. Steve

    Where r your balls? Who tells you not to show the video? More importantly, why do you stop showing it ? R we fucking children? This is supposed to be the fucking INTERNET!!!!

    Steve

  35. GETFUCKED@

    #86 : If… umm… you where fucking children …then yes, it would be taken off. But, because the video contained none off that kinda shinanigins, I can understand your frustrations.
    *Singing too the beetles Yellow Submarine* “We.. all… live… in… a censored society, a censored society….”

  36. GETFUCKED@

    Opps, sorry #86… Posted my comment before I read it.

    In regards too the “Fucking children” part of your post and my reply too such…. I know what your post was about, my reply was just a “play” on words…. and I didn’t put the P.S. in my previous comment. So here it is…

    P.S. I know what you are trying too saying in regards too the “fucking children..” comment that you posted… No, we are not children and shouldn’t be treated as such….assholes

  37. Rocko

    I looked at the NSFW pic, could’ve been a Victoria’s Secret advert, you an’t see anything. No need for the star in the safe versions.

  38. I think Eva Mendes has just made Calvin Klein a TON OF MONEY. EVEN THOUGH THIS AD ISNT ON TV its gotten more attention than if it had been on TV. LOL
    I wrote about it on my blog also and it was the most popular post.

  39. kevin

    You tube sucks……….Millions of meaningless video garbage to sift through and then anything worthwhile or popular at the moment is probably gonna get the axe………………….

    dunno if i can post a url here so………….

    try the word muchosucko

    and of the the following com

    tons of vids anything goes,new ones daily,and so far hasnt been compromised……….

    be careful with your clicking though as there are many xxx type ads
    (newbies beware,but its a great site and it costs money im sure,so ads i will never click dont matter)

    later

    k

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  42. SAM

    So To all you desperate Little Dicks who think that stuff like this SHOULD be allowed on TV, you should move your Ass to any number of foreign countries you can move to that allow worthless shit like this. I, on the other hand, believe that seeing women’s nipples & bush should be left for personal time only & don’t even argue about “artistic nudity” b/c it’s shemale Eva Mendes…c’mon…she’d get screw or do anything, showing Junkie Pubes-Gag, Puke, Revolting!!!
    # 39 & #66 LMFAO!!!!
    And she couldn’t EVER look like Cindy Crawford-her ugly nose points down to the ground!! She does not have a big enough chest, or small enough waist and her ASS IS WAY TOO FAT!!! They even blended her out in the poster-her back and fat ass!!!

  43. SAM

    So To all you desperate Little Dicks who think that stuff like this SHOULD be allowed on TV, you should move your Ass to any number of foreign countries you can move to that allow worthless shit like this. I, on the other hand, believe that seeing women’s nipples & bush should be left for personal time only & don’t even argue about “artistic nudity” b/c it’s shemale Eva Mendes…c’mon…she’d get screw or do anything, showing Junkie Pubes-Gag, Puke, Revolting!!!
    # 39 & #66 LMFAO!!!!
    And she couldn’t EVER look like Cindy Crawford-her ugly nose points down to the ground!! She does not have a big enough chest, or small enough waist and her ASS IS WAY TOO FAT!!! They even blended her out in the poster-her back and fat ass!!!

  44. Bill

    Man its weird to see pubes on a add like that
    you would think that she would shave

  45. Phil

    Too bad Youtube yanked it …

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