Eva Mendes is more than just the face for the new Calvin Klein Secret Obsession campaign. She’s also the bush, boobs and nipples. Just scope out the NSFW version of the photo above along with the even more NSFW commercial after the jump. The spot is already banned from US television because, holy crap, it’s Eva Mendes totally freaking topless. Although, with our economy in its current state, you figure the FCC would want to encourage consumers to buy shit, but what do I know? I’m just a simple man who can bend steel in his bare hands. At any rate, here’s looking forward to her next campaign: Eva Mendes’ Clitoris for Michelin tires.
Thanks to everyone who wrote in on this one. You’re all on my Christmas list!
WARNING: NSFW
Photo: Calvin Klein
Dave | August 4, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Boobs!
notbob | August 4, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Meh…
And first…
sillysalamander | August 4, 2008 at 3:47 pm
First Thunder-Cunts!!!
Boooyah!!!!
charles | August 4, 2008 at 3:47 pm
First!!! so hot!
jumpin_J | August 4, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Phish, you’re my daddy. No seriously, the tests came back.
notbob | August 4, 2008 at 3:50 pm
there appears to be a far bit of lag in the server….
more than one first… thats the “first” time ive seen that…
pointandlaugh | August 4, 2008 at 3:50 pm
YAY! You are indeed my hero, superfish.
yabadabadude | August 4, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Thanks to those damn leftwing women’s lib activists
Charlie | August 4, 2008 at 3:51 pm
She’s sexy in an ugly kind of a way. Not a patch on European beauty.
Lorrie | August 4, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Oh yeah – seeing Eva Mendes nude is going to make me rush right out and purchase some of that perfume she is hawking.
sirrix | August 4, 2008 at 3:56 pm
I still can’t make out any bush in that poster… but for that I’m thankful. But umm yeah.. Christmas in August!
Googlybits | August 4, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Looks like a writhing skeleton or an anorexic just before death.
Not sexy.
Dr. John Blackheart | August 4, 2008 at 3:58 pm
as a Dr. I recommend this 100% it has my signature take it to the bank
Blah | August 4, 2008 at 3:58 pm
@3…#11(?) you cock-juggling thunder cunts!
Shea | August 4, 2008 at 4:00 pm
@12.
She’s not that skinny.. not compared to the Olsen twin in the previous post anyway.
I find it funny how her butt seems to blend into the background.
That makes the poster kind of “ew” to me.
veggi | August 4, 2008 at 4:01 pm
I hope “she” gets testicular cancer.
Cannon | August 4, 2008 at 4:02 pm
@yabadabadude
We can also thank the right-wing super church freaks who march, protest and firebomb for stuff like this. It’s always scary when the fringe of each wing flap together…
nice | August 4, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Mexican Beaner, yummmmmm.
Dr. John Blackheart | August 4, 2008 at 4:05 pm
this is what we refer to in the medical field as ready for long hours of doggy style
geto | August 4, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Who wants to see their housekeeper topless?
Sid | August 4, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Latinas make the best shemales, by far.
BeyondHope | August 4, 2008 at 4:07 pm
I don’t care how hot or steamy or sexy the ad is, Obsession still stinks and I’d never buy it.
Deacon Jones | August 4, 2008 at 4:08 pm
@8
Give me a fucking break, it’s the religious zealots that complain how this is corrupting our youth.
The more you deny something to someone, the more they want it.
Case in point, Catholic school girls become the biggest whores by far when they go to college.
Same with having the drinking age @21. In Spain, or Italy, kids have a glass of wine with dinner. They come to accept it as natural and therefore arent doing fucking kegstands on third floor balconies in their 20′s
brando | August 4, 2008 at 4:09 pm
Looks like every other girl working the drive-thru at Taco Bell
typical superficial loser | August 4, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Why is she so ugly and mannish? I’m too beautiful for this planet and its ugly inhabitants
havoc | August 4, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Who cares?
Sell the shit in Europe, they need it more than we do anyway….
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WhatsOnMyCameraPhone | August 4, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Obsession is perhaps the shitty perfume out there. Unless you’re in, say, the 7th grade. And this commercial is SO.NOT.RACY! PLEASE, grandmas!!
Karen | August 4, 2008 at 4:23 pm
lmao@25 – somebody’s quivering with rage that non-worshipful comments are being made about their celebrity idols/heroes/role models. Don’t worry, Eva will write a personal reply to your 73rd letter (mailed earlier today), I’m sure of it.
jayduff | August 4, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Nip shot at 0:14
Mandy | August 4, 2008 at 4:32 pm
I don’t understand all these negative comments. I think Evan looks great!
sla | August 4, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Interesting placement of “the big O.”
pistola | August 4, 2008 at 4:35 pm
she is fucking gorgeous. anyone who can’t see that has no taste.
loves2spooge | August 4, 2008 at 4:43 pm
i could deffinitley spooge to that, just rewind a couple times then im there.
___________________________________ | August 4, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Not only are #2 and #3 douchebags for claiming “first” like a couple of 14 year old girls, but they underscore that fact by saying things like “meh” and “Boooyah!”
Fuckin Fags.
Charles, #4, you get a pass this time because the douchbaggery of #’s 2 and 3 far outshined yours, but let this be a lesson to you. Hopefully you got the 14 year old girl behavior out of your system and you won’t do it again.
therusskie | August 4, 2008 at 4:46 pm
I’m sorry, what nipple? What topless? What the fuck is wrong with the American media/society?! YOU CANNOT EVEN SEE ANYTHING! Oh, wait. I know. The puritan, religious American past. Yep. That’s right. If its sexy, sickening, specific and lacks serious artistic value, you can ban/censor. Oh, and of course, the money cash cow FCC. Of course.
This is just so so stupid.
Lauren | August 4, 2008 at 4:46 pm
It sold me! I’m totally buying it.
therusskie | August 4, 2008 at 4:46 pm
I’m sorry, what nipple? What topless? What the fuck is wrong with the American media/society?! YOU CANNOT EVEN SEE ANYTHING! Oh, wait. I know. The puritan, religious American past. Yep. That’s right. If its sexy, sickening, specific and lacks serious artistic value, you can ban/censor. Oh, and of course, the money cash cow FCC. Of course.
This is just so so stupid.
Clarkehead | August 4, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Advertising in America will never succeed like it does in Europe because of the uptight “family values” bitches that run the FCC. A sensual ad like this, showing the female body in a provactive way (which sells perfume like mad, BTW) will never air, so we’ll have to settle for 300 different “Ow my balls” ads for the rest of our lives.
Jimmy | August 4, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Clever way to target the hotel maid demographic. Now they know which is the best perfume to steal from the hotel guests.
Erica. | August 4, 2008 at 4:54 pm
I do not see any nip or vag.
Christopher | August 4, 2008 at 4:58 pm
guuuuuuuhhhhhh
i love her
Ronnie Mund | August 4, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Topless.
T-O-P-L-E-S-S .
Topless. You’ll do it.
scooter | August 4, 2008 at 5:12 pm
What do you mean by advertising will never succeed in America? Do you really get so easily brainwashed into buying crap because of a commercial? Are you telling me that sales of CK Obsession will increase in Europe because of that commercial? Only a flipping retard buys something because of an ad.
mrs.t | August 4, 2008 at 5:16 pm
That’s it? Racy, sexy stuff!
In all honesty, I didn’t see even a hint of a nipple. But I also became bored right as it started so I could have missed it.
Ad Guy | August 4, 2008 at 5:35 pm
@ Scooter:
The US economy has billions of dollars worth of ad revenue that says you’re an idiot.
nipolian | August 4, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Are you telling me that sales of CK Obsession will increase in Europe because of that commercial?”
No…..CK Obsession will increase in Europe because the dirty Europeans think that wearing perfume is an acceptable substitute for bathing
ahhhhhh | August 4, 2008 at 5:45 pm
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wheres the video now guys
wat | August 4, 2008 at 5:47 pm
This spic doesnt deserve to be famous. Shit actress, no body, tranny face. stop posting this wetback
minniememe | August 4, 2008 at 5:47 pm
awwww :((((( the video is no longer available
norton | August 4, 2008 at 5:48 pm
No vid anymore?
And you thought censorship in this country was a fallacy…..