Eva Mendes is more than just the face for the new Calvin Klein Secret Obsession campaign. She’s also the bush, boobs and nipples. Just scope out the NSFW version of the photo above along with the even more NSFW commercial after the jump. The spot is already banned from US television because, holy crap, it’s Eva Mendes totally freaking topless. Although, with our economy in its current state, you figure the FCC would want to encourage consumers to buy shit, but what do I know? I’m just a simple man who can bend steel in his bare hands. At any rate, here’s looking forward to her next campaign: Eva Mendes’ Clitoris for Michelin tires.
Thanks to everyone who wrote in on this one. You’re all on my Christmas list!
WARNING: NSFW
Photo: Calvin Klein
Boobs!
Meh…
And first…
First Thunder-Cunts!!!
Boooyah!!!!
First!!! so hot!
Phish, you’re my daddy. No seriously, the tests came back.
there appears to be a far bit of lag in the server….
more than one first… thats the “first” time ive seen that…
YAY! You are indeed my hero, superfish.
Thanks to those damn leftwing women’s lib activists
She’s sexy in an ugly kind of a way. Not a patch on European beauty.
Oh yeah – seeing Eva Mendes nude is going to make me rush right out and purchase some of that perfume she is hawking.
I still can’t make out any bush in that poster… but for that I’m thankful. But umm yeah.. Christmas in August!
Looks like a writhing skeleton or an anorexic just before death.
Not sexy.
as a Dr. I recommend this 100% it has my signature take it to the bank
@3…#11(?) you cock-juggling thunder cunts!
@12.
She’s not that skinny.. not compared to the Olsen twin in the previous post anyway.
I find it funny how her butt seems to blend into the background.
That makes the poster kind of “ew” to me.
I hope “she” gets testicular cancer.
@yabadabadude
We can also thank the right-wing super church freaks who march, protest and firebomb for stuff like this. It’s always scary when the fringe of each wing flap together…
Mexican Beaner, yummmmmm.
this is what we refer to in the medical field as ready for long hours of doggy style
Who wants to see their housekeeper topless?
Latinas make the best shemales, by far.
I don’t care how hot or steamy or sexy the ad is, Obsession still stinks and I’d never buy it.
@8
Give me a fucking break, it’s the religious zealots that complain how this is corrupting our youth.
The more you deny something to someone, the more they want it.
Case in point, Catholic school girls become the biggest whores by far when they go to college.
Same with having the drinking age @21. In Spain, or Italy, kids have a glass of wine with dinner. They come to accept it as natural and therefore arent doing fucking kegstands on third floor balconies in their 20′s
Looks like every other girl working the drive-thru at Taco Bell
Why is she so ugly and mannish? I’m too beautiful for this planet and its ugly inhabitants
Who cares?
Sell the shit in Europe, they need it more than we do anyway….
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Obsession is perhaps the shitty perfume out there. Unless you’re in, say, the 7th grade. And this commercial is SO.NOT.RACY! PLEASE, grandmas!!
lmao@25 – somebody’s quivering with rage that non-worshipful comments are being made about their celebrity idols/heroes/role models. Don’t worry, Eva will write a personal reply to your 73rd letter (mailed earlier today), I’m sure of it.
Nip shot at 0:14
I don’t understand all these negative comments. I think Evan looks great!
Interesting placement of “the big O.”
she is fucking gorgeous. anyone who can’t see that has no taste.
i could deffinitley spooge to that, just rewind a couple times then im there.
Not only are #2 and #3 douchebags for claiming “first” like a couple of 14 year old girls, but they underscore that fact by saying things like “meh” and “Boooyah!”
Fuckin Fags.
Charles, #4, you get a pass this time because the douchbaggery of #’s 2 and 3 far outshined yours, but let this be a lesson to you. Hopefully you got the 14 year old girl behavior out of your system and you won’t do it again.
I’m sorry, what nipple? What topless? What the fuck is wrong with the American media/society?! YOU CANNOT EVEN SEE ANYTHING! Oh, wait. I know. The puritan, religious American past. Yep. That’s right. If its sexy, sickening, specific and lacks serious artistic value, you can ban/censor. Oh, and of course, the money cash cow FCC. Of course.
This is just so so stupid.
It sold me! I’m totally buying it.
I’m sorry, what nipple? What topless? What the fuck is wrong with the American media/society?! YOU CANNOT EVEN SEE ANYTHING! Oh, wait. I know. The puritan, religious American past. Yep. That’s right. If its sexy, sickening, specific and lacks serious artistic value, you can ban/censor. Oh, and of course, the money cash cow FCC. Of course.
This is just so so stupid.
Advertising in America will never succeed like it does in Europe because of the uptight “family values” bitches that run the FCC. A sensual ad like this, showing the female body in a provactive way (which sells perfume like mad, BTW) will never air, so we’ll have to settle for 300 different “Ow my balls” ads for the rest of our lives.
Clever way to target the hotel maid demographic. Now they know which is the best perfume to steal from the hotel guests.
I do not see any nip or vag.
guuuuuuuhhhhhh
i love her
Topless.
T-O-P-L-E-S-S .
Topless. You’ll do it.
What do you mean by advertising will never succeed in America? Do you really get so easily brainwashed into buying crap because of a commercial? Are you telling me that sales of CK Obsession will increase in Europe because of that commercial? Only a flipping retard buys something because of an ad.
That’s it? Racy, sexy stuff!
In all honesty, I didn’t see even a hint of a nipple. But I also became bored right as it started so I could have missed it.
@ Scooter:
The US economy has billions of dollars worth of ad revenue that says you’re an idiot.
Are you telling me that sales of CK Obsession will increase in Europe because of that commercial?”
No…..CK Obsession will increase in Europe because the dirty Europeans think that wearing perfume is an acceptable substitute for bathing
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wheres the video now guys
This spic doesnt deserve to be famous. Shit actress, no body, tranny face. stop posting this wetback
awwww :((((( the video is no longer available
No vid anymore?
And you thought censorship in this country was a fallacy…..