Eva Mendes’ topless Calvin Klein commercial banned from US television (Heroically, I’ve posted it here. Now, where’s my parade?)

August 4th, 2008 // 98 Comments

Eva Mendes is more than just the face for the new Calvin Klein Secret Obsession campaign. She’s also the bush, boobs and nipples. Just scope out the NSFW version of the photo above along with the even more NSFW commercial after the jump. The spot is already banned from US television because, holy crap, it’s Eva Mendes totally freaking topless. Although, with our economy in its current state, you figure the FCC would want to encourage consumers to buy shit, but what do I know? I’m just a simple man who can bend steel in his bare hands. At any rate, here’s looking forward to her next campaign: Eva Mendes’ Clitoris for Michelin tires.

Thanks to everyone who wrote in on this one. You’re all on my Christmas list!

WARNING: NSFW

Photo: Calvin Klein
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  1. Dave

    Boobs!

  2. notbob

    Meh…
    And first…

  3. sillysalamander

    First Thunder-Cunts!!!
    Boooyah!!!!

  4. First!!! so hot!

  5. jumpin_J

    Phish, you’re my daddy. No seriously, the tests came back.

  6. notbob

    there appears to be a far bit of lag in the server….
    more than one first… thats the “first” time ive seen that…

  7. pointandlaugh

    YAY! You are indeed my hero, superfish.

  8. yabadabadude

    Thanks to those damn leftwing women’s lib activists

  9. Charlie

    She’s sexy in an ugly kind of a way. Not a patch on European beauty.

  10. Lorrie

    Oh yeah – seeing Eva Mendes nude is going to make me rush right out and purchase some of that perfume she is hawking.

  11. sirrix

    I still can’t make out any bush in that poster… but for that I’m thankful. But umm yeah.. Christmas in August!

  12. Googlybits

    Looks like a writhing skeleton or an anorexic just before death.

    Not sexy.

  13. Dr. John Blackheart

    as a Dr. I recommend this 100% it has my signature take it to the bank

  14. Blah

    @3…#11(?) you cock-juggling thunder cunts!

  15. Shea

    @12.
    She’s not that skinny.. not compared to the Olsen twin in the previous post anyway.
    I find it funny how her butt seems to blend into the background.
    That makes the poster kind of “ew” to me.

  16. veggi

    I hope “she” gets testicular cancer.

  17. @yabadabadude

    We can also thank the right-wing super church freaks who march, protest and firebomb for stuff like this. It’s always scary when the fringe of each wing flap together…

  18. nice

    Mexican Beaner, yummmmmm.

  19. Dr. John Blackheart

    this is what we refer to in the medical field as ready for long hours of doggy style

  20. geto

    Who wants to see their housekeeper topless?

  21. Sid

    Latinas make the best shemales, by far.

  22. BeyondHope

    I don’t care how hot or steamy or sexy the ad is, Obsession still stinks and I’d never buy it.

  23. Deacon Jones

    @8
    Give me a fucking break, it’s the religious zealots that complain how this is corrupting our youth.

    The more you deny something to someone, the more they want it.

    Case in point, Catholic school girls become the biggest whores by far when they go to college.

    Same with having the drinking age @21. In Spain, or Italy, kids have a glass of wine with dinner. They come to accept it as natural and therefore arent doing fucking kegstands on third floor balconies in their 20′s

  24. brando

    Looks like every other girl working the drive-thru at Taco Bell

  25. typical superficial loser

    Why is she so ugly and mannish? I’m too beautiful for this planet and its ugly inhabitants

  26. havoc

    Who cares?

    Sell the shit in Europe, they need it more than we do anyway….

    .

  27. Obsession is perhaps the shitty perfume out there. Unless you’re in, say, the 7th grade. And this commercial is SO.NOT.RACY! PLEASE, grandmas!!

  28. Karen

    lmao@25 – somebody’s quivering with rage that non-worshipful comments are being made about their celebrity idols/heroes/role models. Don’t worry, Eva will write a personal reply to your 73rd letter (mailed earlier today), I’m sure of it.

  29. jayduff

    Nip shot at 0:14

  30. Mandy

    I don’t understand all these negative comments. I think Evan looks great!

  31. sla

    Interesting placement of “the big O.”

  32. pistola

    she is fucking gorgeous. anyone who can’t see that has no taste.

  33. loves2spooge

    i could deffinitley spooge to that, just rewind a couple times then im there.

  34. ___________________________________

    Not only are #2 and #3 douchebags for claiming “first” like a couple of 14 year old girls, but they underscore that fact by saying things like “meh” and “Boooyah!”

    Fuckin Fags.

    Charles, #4, you get a pass this time because the douchbaggery of #’s 2 and 3 far outshined yours, but let this be a lesson to you. Hopefully you got the 14 year old girl behavior out of your system and you won’t do it again.

  35. therusskie

    I’m sorry, what nipple? What topless? What the fuck is wrong with the American media/society?! YOU CANNOT EVEN SEE ANYTHING! Oh, wait. I know. The puritan, religious American past. Yep. That’s right. If its sexy, sickening, specific and lacks serious artistic value, you can ban/censor. Oh, and of course, the money cash cow FCC. Of course.

    This is just so so stupid.

  36. Lauren

    It sold me! I’m totally buying it.

  37. therusskie

    I’m sorry, what nipple? What topless? What the fuck is wrong with the American media/society?! YOU CANNOT EVEN SEE ANYTHING! Oh, wait. I know. The puritan, religious American past. Yep. That’s right. If its sexy, sickening, specific and lacks serious artistic value, you can ban/censor. Oh, and of course, the money cash cow FCC. Of course.

    This is just so so stupid.

  38. Clarkehead

    Advertising in America will never succeed like it does in Europe because of the uptight “family values” bitches that run the FCC. A sensual ad like this, showing the female body in a provactive way (which sells perfume like mad, BTW) will never air, so we’ll have to settle for 300 different “Ow my balls” ads for the rest of our lives.

  39. Jimmy

    Clever way to target the hotel maid demographic. Now they know which is the best perfume to steal from the hotel guests.

  40. Erica.

    I do not see any nip or vag.

  41. Christopher

    guuuuuuuhhhhhh

    i love her

  42. Topless.

    T-O-P-L-E-S-S .

    Topless. You’ll do it.

  43. scooter

    What do you mean by advertising will never succeed in America? Do you really get so easily brainwashed into buying crap because of a commercial? Are you telling me that sales of CK Obsession will increase in Europe because of that commercial? Only a flipping retard buys something because of an ad.

  44. mrs.t

    That’s it? Racy, sexy stuff!

    In all honesty, I didn’t see even a hint of a nipple. But I also became bored right as it started so I could have missed it.

  45. Ad Guy

    @ Scooter:
    The US economy has billions of dollars worth of ad revenue that says you’re an idiot.

  46. nipolian

    Are you telling me that sales of CK Obsession will increase in Europe because of that commercial?”

    No…..CK Obsession will increase in Europe because the dirty Europeans think that wearing perfume is an acceptable substitute for bathing

  47. ahhhhhh

    ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wheres the video now guys

  48. wat

    This spic doesnt deserve to be famous. Shit actress, no body, tranny face. stop posting this wetback

  49. minniememe

    awwww :((((( the video is no longer available

  50. norton

    No vid anymore?

    And you thought censorship in this country was a fallacy…..

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