Eva Longoria’s side boob: How else do you sell coats?

October 21st, 2009 // 35 Comments

Here’s Eva Longoria and Tony Parker in the latest ad campaign for London Fog along with some behind-the-scene shots. Judging by Eva’s poses, I’m assuming this is a line of coats designed for flashers at the park. Because when you wave your genitals at a complete stranger you want to look classy. London Fog.

Photos: London Fog
superficial

  1. g_girl

    first?

  2. antedeluvian

    over rated, high maintenance narcissistic…..attractive features? I think not.

  3. g_girl

    oh yeay!!
    it happened for the second time! Now i know my life is not in vain.
    I want to thank my parents, my dog Freddie and Budda.

    kisses everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Dion Phaneuf is a prick

    That ain’t no sideboob!

    You need to watch the Peter Griffin Sideboob Hour….

    how misleading…

  5. Bigo

    Send her back to Mexico!!! and bring a hotter woman instead

  6. Randal(l)

    Side Boob is soooo over rated, comeback with some side pooter, then we’ll talk.

    Randal(l)

  7. Crusty

    Bigo, Eva was born in Corpus Christi, Texas, not Mexico, but hey, don’t let a bit of implied racism get in the way of your post.

    Also, she’s a natural beauty. I have season tickets to the Spurs and when Eva waltzes to her court side seats, heads turn – and this in a city FULL of beautiful women.

    As for Tony, good going son – another assist..

  8. O'Roughly factor

    Yep! right on time, the twelve o’clock lame post from the friendly people @the Fish

  9. marc

    she’s fug, looks like a rat or rabbit.

  10. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester

    Hmm, looks more like London Fag.

  11. JADE

    Don’t you have to have boobs to give a true side boob shot? MMMMM cuz I just don’t see it.

  12. HAHA

    @ #4………….hahahahahahahaha….Peter Griffin’s sideboob hour is the best.

  13. HAHA

    @ #4………….hahahahahahahaha….Peter Griffin’s sideboob hour is the best.

  14. HAHA

    @ #4………….hahahahahahahaha….Peter Griffin’s sideboob hour is the best.

  15. HAHA

    @ #4………….hahahahahahahaha….Peter Griffin’s sideboob hour is the best.

  16. whatever

    She is such a weird LITTLE troll. What is she? 4 feet tall?

  17. victory

    It would be even sexier if you couldn’t see the strap of her thong in the shot.

    Amateurs.

  18. mondo270

    who the fuck buys london fog coats?

  19. Max Planck

    Latest fashion…

    for shop lifters.

  20. blah

    wait why do people call the author of the superficial fish? i don’t get it

  21. no kidding

    BEARD alert.

  22. alex

    i’ve always thought these 2 were a really good looking cute couple, and these pics are honestly really cute

  23. blah

    See this is a pretty chick, not that nasty hag kim kardashian, and tony is damn fineeee.

  24. lanegra

    I like the photos.. the only thing that came to my mind was that she had to stand in a stool or something like that just to be at the same height as Tony… anyway.. i love the photos, i like her and i like tony

  25. robert

    she is sooo not sexy in this photoshoot. The guy has a better chance of selling me the jacket…

  26. Jamie Lynn's Uterus

    She isn’t good enough for that fine man. She’s a tragic ugly no talent gnome.

  27. Only people I knew who buy london fog jackets were the crack addicts in downtown just because Ross sells like a thousand truckloads of them at 99% off. Bring back members only jackets!

  28. ppl

    she used to be so hot…oh how cruel life is, beauty fades so fast…

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  30. Nice way to sell the coats.. Eva Longoria is looking so cool in this pics..

  31. Darth

    I guess her wearing only a coat has nothing to do wit this ‘dirty guy’ image?!

  32. Rhialto

    I’d understand that Tony Parker didn’t want to switch places with her.Any fake Rolexes for sale?!

  33. Paulina

    @ blah: You know how “superficial” is pronounced like the word “fish” is in it? Therein lies your answer.

  34. Brooke

    She’s not popular where I live, so I’m not really familiar with her… but what is going on with her nose? She looks like a squirrel. I’ve seen her pics before on this site and I didn’t remember her having Michael Jackson’s nose (circa 1992).

  35. She’s so hot in her tape..lol

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