Eva Longoria used to be a lingerie model before hitting it big on Desperate Housewives. These shots are from 2001, and I want to know who the hell told her to keep pursuing acting? Eva could’ve been cranking more of these pics out or, God willing, done porn. This is exactly why I never tell people to follow their dreams. Unless you’re G4′s Olivia Munn and your dream is to cover me in chocolate sauce. In which case, reach for the stars!
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veggi | August 27, 2008 at 3:02 pm
I hate it when the maid plays dress-up while cleaning my bedroom.
fist nigger | August 27, 2008 at 3:02 pm
first you fucking faggot s
simplicity | August 27, 2008 at 3:04 pm
#2… lame ass.
Mike | August 27, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Ahhhhhhhhh man, I just shot a load on my keyboard.
Didn’t even have to think about douching her.
The pictures were enough I guess. Son of a bitch, now I can’t type as well and can’t rant and rave about douching this hot bitch.
edie | August 27, 2008 at 3:09 pm
wow great lingerie ads. so if i buy that stuff, will my boobs also look non-existent?
Barney Stinson | August 27, 2008 at 3:13 pm
She definitely could use a super-facial.
Sportsdvl | August 27, 2008 at 3:17 pm
When you see pictures of her without makeup it really shows you how avg looking he is for a yard gnome.
Sell Your Porn Online | August 27, 2008 at 3:17 pm
ah… midday pleasure material
literarycritic | August 27, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Why can’t we get some nice shots of guys in here for a change? (wipes semen and drool off zit caked chin)
Mini | August 27, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Smokin hot damn We need more!!!
Mini | August 27, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Smokin hot damn We need more!!!
Sportsdvl | August 27, 2008 at 3:30 pm
My blowup doll is 5’8 and is a supermodel. I’ve got to get back to satisfying her now
interestingtonobody | August 27, 2008 at 3:31 pm
check out more celeb goss & the occasional pic @ http://www.interestingtonobody.blogspot.com
veggi | August 27, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Oh yeah? Well my blowup doll has blonde hair and blue eyes
dave | August 27, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Fuck, man, she is so hot. I’d fuck 24 hours a day.
crabby old guy | August 27, 2008 at 3:40 pm
I heard that she doesn’t give her hubby, Tony Parker, head. Seems he always dribbles before he shoots.
Thank you. I’ll be here all week.
Stroker | August 27, 2008 at 3:40 pm
I love her feet! God they’re gorgeous, especially those nice darker soles. She could make me lick them clean as long as she wants. I’m bursting.
Nique | August 27, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Come on, I could look like this with a good photographer and some paintbrush… this is not reality
rough daddy | August 27, 2008 at 3:45 pm
shes ok,,, im guessing tony made a business decision when he got hitched…
Sammy | August 27, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Midget Porn.
literarycritic | August 27, 2008 at 3:54 pm
@#9: Er, what the hell? What is that… insult (I’m feeling generous) even supposed to mean?
reader | August 27, 2008 at 3:55 pm
I’m confused about all the comments about jerking off to pictures like these (or bikini pics, etc.). Why do that at this site? There must be hundreds if not thousands of sites with much better erotica/porn, for free. I understand why these guys need to be happy for whatever crumbs fall their way, in terms of sex, in the real world, but don’t they realize that the internet exists mostly for them to have much better choices for their chronic masturbation?
LetMeExplain | August 27, 2008 at 4:04 pm
@22
You miss the point. These are celebrities. People they “know.” It’s more fun fantasizing about cumming with someone you “know” but can’t have than some random video girl.
Zane | August 27, 2008 at 4:05 pm
If they could edit out the brown stain from the top picture, why couldn’t they do something about her face? And maybe make it look like it was a large mosquito, at least, that gave her those 2 bites.
Randal | August 27, 2008 at 4:20 pm
I had no idea that you were doing this before you became a household name. One or the other, it’s great you picked acting because although you know how to work a camera, your ability to work on TV is much more desirable and also shows the endless amount of talent you have.
Randal
Ed Castillo | August 27, 2008 at 4:20 pm
@22:
I can (and do) bed anyone I want. Easily. Always have had that gift.
But my ad agency has filters on our web access. People would raise their eyebrows if I was looking at porn. But don’t care about some gossip site. So when I need a little self pleasure at work… SWEEEEEEET LONGORIA ASS! UNGAWAH!!!!!
pimpled internet stroking loser | August 27, 2008 at 4:23 pm
I feel so ALIVE when I post “I can (and do) bed anyone I want. Easily. Always have had that gift.” On my beloved ‘net, I can be whoever I want. If only real life were that way…
IE MUSIC | August 27, 2008 at 4:25 pm
In a few years she will be doing Playboy, when she can’t get anymore work.
blowup doll lover | August 27, 2008 at 4:25 pm
My blowup doll looks much better
MLK | August 27, 2008 at 4:34 pm
She’s nothing. I was bangin a hot chick at the beach. Then I woke up in my parent’s basement with my body pillow again.
gotmilk? | August 27, 2008 at 4:34 pm
lingerie? looks like a couple of bathingsuits and her brother’s underwear.
nice perm.
elmer the fudd | August 27, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Michael Douglas told me he fucked her while they were filming “The Sentinel” and that she had to rim him to get him hard. He said CZJ has to do the same. Lucky old bastard!!!
monkey man | August 27, 2008 at 5:06 pm
she’s a dork. i don’t even care that she’s latina. pick away at her as much as u want, honkies. lulz
Loaded | August 27, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Meh ….. The transvestite on America’s Got Talent lastnight looked better than her
Loaded | August 27, 2008 at 5:38 pm
Meh……The transvestite blowup doll I had last night looked better than her
Just Courtney | August 27, 2008 at 5:56 pm
Randall Cracks Me Up…. Kinda Creepy, I’ll Admitt… But He’s Just Always So Nice :) Haha… Kinda Eerily Refreshing I Guess
veggi | August 27, 2008 at 6:06 pm
The maid tambien me eseño a hablar español en mi recamara
Effyeray | August 27, 2008 at 6:31 pm
Wow, I guess she hasn’t always been fug… whodathunkit?
Evan | August 27, 2008 at 8:28 pm
Lingerie has come a long way since 2001, thank god.
The Corrector | August 27, 2008 at 8:46 pm
She played “Isabella” on the Y&R in the early to mid ’90′s … BTW
yourmum | August 27, 2008 at 9:50 pm
She also played hambone on my cock.
Drunkman | August 28, 2008 at 7:38 am
She definitley lost weight since these photos but she looks better with it on IMO
FACE | August 28, 2008 at 7:39 am
Why are there so few sexy black chicks featured here? Rhianna and Mya (if they are black) are the only 2 that I recall seeing here in months. Yet, every nobody psuedo celebrity talentless white tramp that take her tits out or shows her ass is in this fag site every day.
Mary | August 28, 2008 at 8:39 am
That photo of her in the red she looks like a grandma!!!!!! Absolutely no muscle definition. This ladies & gentlemen is the difference between being a toned young woman and a haggared starved out wench. Guess which one Eva is?
gerard Vandenberg | August 28, 2008 at 10:22 am
BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING
And that’s just what they didn’t do!!
LAZY WHORE!!
WTF | August 28, 2008 at 11:06 am
#43 because so few exist
duh | August 28, 2008 at 11:26 am
her boobs seem to have grown a bit since then….or she’s just wearing really good bras.
bosendorfer | August 28, 2008 at 1:46 pm
she looks better in these ridiculous photos than she looks now — a squandered almost-beauty is/was this eva.
Duke Steele | August 28, 2008 at 11:44 pm
I’m not saying I wouldn’t do her every which way,but, I’m getting sick of seeing her. She seems to be everywhere and she doesn’t look as hot as she did in the beginning of the show. Sort of the way Catherine Bell from JAG used to be super hot. Then I found out shes a scientologist. Now, shes not that hot anymore. Sort of tainted.
Everard | August 29, 2008 at 11:43 am
They were taken seven years ago? She’s not aged a bit!
That means somewhere there’s a portrait of her getting saggier boobs.