Eva Longoria’s old lingerie photos come back to haunt her/my pants

Eva Longoria used to be a lingerie model before hitting it big on Desperate Housewives. These shots are from 2001, and I want to know who the hell told her to keep pursuing acting? Eva could’ve been cranking more of these pics out or, God willing, done porn. This is exactly why I never tell people to follow their dreams. Unless you’re G4’s Olivia Munn and your dream is to cover me in chocolate sauce. In which case, reach for the stars!

Photos: Daily Mail