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mmbelle | November 6, 2006 at 10:53 am
its probably partly b/c of the dress too but she does look really fake
yasmin3000y | November 6, 2006 at 10:53 am
shes got the victoria beckham hair-cut as=-well
yasmin3000y | November 6, 2006 at 10:54 am
* as-well
Glossed Over | November 6, 2006 at 10:55 am
Oh good, I was hoping someone would revive the monochromatic look last seen on Mariah Carey.
http://glossedover.com
yasmin3000y | November 6, 2006 at 10:56 am
no wait she hasnt, the front jus looks like it,
Tekniqz | November 6, 2006 at 10:57 am
She still looks good in bronze.
yasmin3000y | November 6, 2006 at 10:57 am
last comment (promise) i bet you all hate me dont you
biatcho | November 6, 2006 at 10:58 am
Who could blame Christian Bale for looking like he wants to go all American Psycho on this pig in that last picture. I would pay to fund a sequel where he killed all of these spunkbuckets we spew about on the ‘fish everyday.
*Note: And I would have sex with him. hard.
llllllllll | November 6, 2006 at 11:00 am
Her ‘head for the border taco face’ really irritates me. Am I the only one?
PapaHotNuts | November 6, 2006 at 11:02 am
She would look better in bronze with white splotches located near her neck and face, preferably on her lips.
commissioner | November 6, 2006 at 11:04 am
Her stylist should be fired. And if she doesn’t have one, she should be killed.
Dress is too big, hair is too flat, lipcolor is awful. She’s no Eva Mendes, that’s for sure.
KimberWolf | November 6, 2006 at 11:07 am
It does look like Christian Bale is leering at her in the last pic.
Angry Ferret Jones | November 6, 2006 at 11:08 am
I
Would
Hit
That
I
Would
Hit
That
I
Would
Hit
That
pinky_nip | November 6, 2006 at 11:10 am
It’s no wonder all these celeb guys are gay… all the chicks in hollywood look like drag queens.
Brain Embolism | November 6, 2006 at 11:11 am
That was a lame excuse for a caption Mr Fish.
For an ‘older’ lady, she looks doable.
danielle | November 6, 2006 at 11:14 am
melanin
Brain Embolism | November 6, 2006 at 11:15 am
@10 – Are you talking about Popping-A-Hot-Nut on her?
SonJaSpiCe | November 6, 2006 at 11:19 am
Her shoes are tacky.
But then again, so is her skin.
Madrid Marriott | November 6, 2006 at 11:19 am
Can’t blame her. She needs to be pretty tanned so that he mustache blends in.
JoannieBalonie | November 6, 2006 at 11:21 am
The shoes are way cute, but not with that dress. And she has too much mascara on her bottom lashes! And……she sure aint no Eva Mendes…….Try harder Bitch!
commissioner | November 6, 2006 at 11:24 am
I’m wearing those shoes today, with a black suit.
I’ll be wearing the white splotches later, after seven.
Tracie | November 6, 2006 at 11:30 am
“Dress is too big, hair is too flat, lipcolor is awful. She’s no Eva Mendes, that’s for sure.”
I agree, Commish. She’s trying her hardest, but it’s not just easy being a midget.
Tracie | November 6, 2006 at 11:31 am
“just not” – Duh!
dmarie | November 6, 2006 at 11:35 am
Ferret-
Stop it right now, you know you wouldn’t touch that with a ten foot pole.
Remember the pic of her without her makeup on? How can you expect to keep it up in the shower with a face like that?
kisses
-D.
ponk | November 6, 2006 at 11:35 am
i’ve never understood the big deal about her. she has no chest, and in this pic she looks like a walk-on part for Star-Trek:In Search of Splooge.
dmarie | November 6, 2006 at 11:36 am
p.s. what a bitch trying to steal victoria’s look. I would pop a cap in her ass….
GirlyGirl | November 6, 2006 at 11:36 am
I’m surprised she can even keep her eyes open with all the fake lashes and 10 tons on mascara on. And that dress is ugly.
I seriously fucking hate Mondays.
yardgraffiti | November 6, 2006 at 11:37 am
Don’t like the hair.
biatcho | November 6, 2006 at 11:45 am
who the hell thinks Eva Mendes is hot????? Oh my christ, she is a cross between cindy crawford and a man. Which is a cross between a tranny & man. Which makes her a manny.
kate | November 6, 2006 at 11:46 am
HATE IT!!
Never been a big fan of hers anyway.
BriBri | November 6, 2006 at 11:47 am
Um, she IS hispanic.
D'oh Eyes | November 6, 2006 at 11:53 am
@8 Amen to the part about Christian Bale. I’m looooving the fact that he and Hugh Jackman are in a movie together. Haven’t seen it, but am filing it away for a horny day.
perpetual_socialite | November 6, 2006 at 11:58 am
She looks like Posh’s clone.
Joshingya31 | November 6, 2006 at 11:58 am
Spanish people are supposed to be brown. Any post about her that doesnt contain nudity is BORING!!
CelebSlam.com | November 6, 2006 at 11:59 am
I’d still hit it
http://www.celebslam.com
PrettyBaby | November 6, 2006 at 12:00 pm
Okay, she may be having a slightly off day, but come on you freaky people, she is a hot little number!! I read something that said she loves to orgasm so she could run with me anytime. She seems fun and like a partying chic.
*PrettyBaby’s Pink Ribbonly Bubbly FanClub*
Brain Embolism | November 6, 2006 at 12:04 pm
#29 – I’m with you on that one biatcho.
wedgeone | November 6, 2006 at 12:05 pm
I wouldn’t kick her out of bed unless she was better on the floor.
She’s porno hot – that’s all that matters.
RichPort | November 6, 2006 at 12:10 pm
I wonder if the other celebs make her clean their dressing rooms first…
Her shoes would love great if they were resting on my ears… but I’d have to get a spackle knife to remove that quarter inch of Loreal…
Brain Embolism | November 6, 2006 at 12:15 pm
#29 – Case in point biatcho.
http://img130.imagevenue.com/view.php?image=42587_eva_mendes0048_122_345lo.jpg
happy hands club | November 6, 2006 at 12:37 pm
I used to think she was pretty until I saw a picture of her without makeup. Now I can’t get that image out of my mind no matter how much make up she has on. All I see is a chicuahua in a brown dress. I also don’t like the highlights in her hair either. Some people look better with dark hair. She also needs some color on her lips if she’s going to be all brown.
carpemundus | November 6, 2006 at 12:39 pm
eva longoria gave me a blumpkin
huh? http://www.carpemundus.com
carpemundus | November 6, 2006 at 12:40 pm
eva longoria gave me a blumpkin
huh? http://www.carpemundus.com
LilRach | November 6, 2006 at 12:42 pm
She looks fine to me. Isn’t that what her skins supposed to look like? If superficial guy didn’t headline it like that i wouldn’t have even noticed.
She’s a hottie for her age and you all know it! :)
http://www.flash-screen.com/free-wallpaper/imgs/1287.jpg
carpemundus | November 6, 2006 at 12:45 pm
eva longoria gave me a blumpkin
huh? http://www.carpemundus.com
pinky_nip | November 6, 2006 at 12:46 pm
I think she’d only suck a cock if she thought a fried banana was coming out of it.
carpemundus | November 6, 2006 at 12:47 pm
ok, so she didn’t…sue me
sorry for the multiple posts :(
http://www.carpemundus.com
commissioner | November 6, 2006 at 12:49 pm
#44
Hot for her age? It’s not like she’s sixty, for crying out loud.
Brain Embolism | November 6, 2006 at 12:53 pm
jrzmommy must have gotten booked with Calvin Broadus.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061106/ap_en_ot/people_snoop_dogg
carpemundus | November 6, 2006 at 12:54 pm
hollywood standards, she’s as old as my grandma. id throw her a courtesy
http://www.carpemundus.com