These are shots of the new Bebe ad campaign featuring the always spicy hot Eva Longoria. Whoever made the call to make Eva the face of the company deserves a raise and a half. Seriously, I’d buy whatever the hell she’s on. It could be penis-shrinking pills and I’d down those puppies by the barrel. Then I’d make my friends give me a killer nickname. You know, something badass like Stump Masterson or Dongless Drago.
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Conscience_Found | April 16, 2008 at 3:07 pm
omg first
eva hot
Dorito Man | April 16, 2008 at 3:07 pm
She’s hawt. I’d do her.
bonzo420 | April 16, 2008 at 3:08 pm
hawt!
and first!
420
Ted from LA | April 16, 2008 at 3:10 pm
She’s selling the concept of airbrushing.
combustion8 | April 16, 2008 at 3:10 pm
didnt we see these last week?
Kirk | April 16, 2008 at 3:14 pm
I’d eat her ass while she was giving birth. Seriously.
sportsdvl | April 16, 2008 at 3:16 pm
On occasion, the lawn gnome can look good. But, when she’s not all made up, looks like every chick walking down the street except smaller and meaner.
Oh, #1, 3 & 4 – LOSERS!
honeybhind | April 16, 2008 at 3:17 pm
you know this has been touched and retouched to hide her stretch marks and cellulite right??
Posh918 | April 16, 2008 at 3:17 pm
She looks amazing in these shots. Very beatiful on the outside, too bad not soo much on the inside. I met her last year in Miami at a club I was waitressing in. She thinks shes above everyone and wont even look me in the eye when I offered her free sushi rolls twice. She just stood in the corner All night with some bald guy. Presumably her manager or assistant. I heard of her before being very bitchy to waitresses before. She needs to get off her high horse and grow a soul.
Ted from LA | April 16, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Posh,
Don’t ever offer rich people free shit. They don’t need it or deserve it. Save the free shit for poor people. Words to live by. That means all of you.
lolal | April 16, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Yummy Gaussian blurred skin.
lolal | April 16, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Yummy Gaussian blurred skin ftw.
L | April 16, 2008 at 3:21 pm
she is not that hot
jesus | April 16, 2008 at 3:21 pm
@10
You’ve misunderstood. You’re a waitress in a club in Miami? Eva doesn’t just “think” she’s above you, she is. Why on earth would she ever look you in the eye? Royalty is NEVER to consort with servants.
Bigheadmike | April 16, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Do you have any idea how many people approach her or any star…..
Its hard for them to realize who wants to do something nice or just ask for something…
You have to cut them some slack.
Jumpin_J | April 16, 2008 at 3:24 pm
DuPont corporation has announced bankruptcy. Apparently it’s entire supply of airbrush paint was used in an Eva Longoria ad.
Male Commenter | April 16, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Being gay, I’m going to say I hate her and these pictures are photoshopped.
p.s. Kim is fat and smelly.
p.p.s. Who wants to get within 10 feet of a nasty vag when you could feel gobs of thick ropey semen sliding down the back of your throat like precious clots of salty snot?
Jim | April 16, 2008 at 3:30 pm
#17 – that would have been hilarious in 1978.
Gia | April 16, 2008 at 3:34 pm
#10
How rude of Eva; shame on her!
She looks stunning in these pics.
She obviously knows when to push herself away from the plate.
Captain-Insano | April 16, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Sorry to say, but that is not Eva Longoria. That is a cartoon / CGI rendering of her. I could look that hot if my pictures were put in the hands of the artist that touched these up, and I’m a 6’3″ 215 pound dude.
moderator | April 16, 2008 at 3:41 pm
“and I’m a 6’3″ 215 pound gay dude.”
fixed.
Quinn | April 16, 2008 at 3:46 pm
That HOT RICH starlett snubbed a WAITRESS?!?
Superfish to the rescue.
Those pics are amazing!
Dr. Otto VanDerWahl | April 16, 2008 at 3:46 pm
The brown bottom is perfect to hide any accidental post rectal discharge while swimming
Karen Walker | April 16, 2008 at 3:46 pm
I have a bathing suit exactly like that! Wonder if I can get them to photoshop me out in my pool!!
MassGrrl | April 16, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Fatso.
RENEE | April 16, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Um, hello, its called PHOTOSHOP!!!
Rut Roh | April 16, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Fuck all of the witty comments, she be purdy.
Anonymous | April 16, 2008 at 3:51 pm
I cannot wait until her 15 minutes are up. She’s useless.
sopetiteingrid | April 16, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Grow a soul Longoria! Oh right who needs a soul when you amazingly hot and have all the money in the world. Eat that slaves.
veggi | April 16, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Um, hello, its called reading previous comments, writing in English, and not screaming in ALLCAPS!!!
Rut Roh | April 16, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Also, for you dimwits screaming “it’s all photoshop,” guess what? It’s pretty photoshop…..Get over it. My guess is a few touch ups here and there are acceptable, unlike most fat bitches that need to just cover themself with a potato sack because photoshop will never help them, only cyanide or jenny Craig can.
Now, back to the “this be a purdy lady” posts.
Nancy | April 16, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Eva’s too thin!
Kim’s too fat!
The next story will have somebody who’s too
jesse | April 16, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Blah Blah Blah photoshop…
Jesus Christ. Whether they’re photoshopped or not, they’re still hot pictures. She still looks good as hell on TV. She still looks good as hell in pap pics.. so who the fuck cares? I’ll jack off to these all day if necessary.
Harry | April 16, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Sure, she looks hot when airbrushed and photoshopped to hell. But have you seen her in real life? Kinda looks like a shaved Ewok. And, yeah, I hear she’s a biatch in real life, and thinks the rest of us are common. Check out her comments during Hurrican Katrina.
Jimbo | April 16, 2008 at 3:57 pm
@33 Big boobed? Opps that is not possible
Prick Baxter | April 16, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Anyone that says she isn’t hot is just a racist redneck. I saw open the border only to hot chicks!
thank you jesse | April 16, 2008 at 3:59 pm
I’m guessing this site has been overrun by pissed off, overweight women, it’s nice to see men still exist and like their penis.
Gerald | April 16, 2008 at 4:00 pm
#33
Paris Herpes is too thin!
Kim Kardaskank is fat!
Eva is hot!
wreckhouse | April 16, 2008 at 4:00 pm
@32-I agree with you, she looks pretty, but I think most people find it hard to overlook the whole fakey-fakey feel of it. She looks flawless, but it doesn’t mean much when you consider the hours of makeup, airbrushing, and lighting effects. If she looked halfway natural, that would be impressive.
havoc | April 16, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Not bad.
I’d stick it in her pooper…..
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nipolian | April 16, 2008 at 4:11 pm
I think Tariq Abdul-Wahad and Jerome Moiso are both looking at these ads saying “Shit……look what we missed out on, maybe that weekend together wasn’t such a good idea”.
Grunion | April 16, 2008 at 4:13 pm
That shit is so re-touched I don’t even think it is her anymore.
But at least her husband is a great rapper.
bwahahahahahaha
Pat | April 16, 2008 at 4:15 pm
As a wo–opps, I mean, man, “Patrick” is my full name, definitely…umm, anyway, she’s way too fake and plastic, more like a doll than a real woman with curves. (Well I don’t know about the “with curves” part, that just came out reflexively.)
Men–and by that, I mean, we men – find this unattractive. I mean, look at the girls in porno. They’re very natural, I hear. I mean, I KNOW because of all the times I’ve pleasured myself. I mean, beat on. Off? Beat off. Beaten off.
poonmoon | April 16, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Ted From LA you are the greatest I swear we think the exact same things all the time. They airbrushed the shit out of this little taco and nothing makes my upchuck reflex act up quite like hearing about pampered rich brats getting free stuff.
#10. Sorry to hear she was such a fucking bitch to you, that elitist bullshit makes me sick. That little skank would never make it as a waitress, she’d struggle just to carry the bread rolls to the table. It takes a lot of humility to serve worthless stuck up people like that. I hope you spit in her sushi. Come to think of it she’s prolly eaten a lot of rightfully deposited spit and other body fluids in her fine dining life. Please treat the next celebrity you serve like they are the most uninteresting person on earth, you won’t get fired cause you aren’t being rude and you’ll get a hilarious reaction from them.
Funny thing is now she has her own restaurant, I’d love to see how she treats the staff the two times a year she comes in to take cash from the register or have free dinner parites for her friends (tips not provided by owner). These fucking tools won’t be happy until they take over every industry, they’re all fucking megalomaniacs and it’s revolting. It really takes away form the hard working talented people and makes a lot of idiots think that that’s what success is, taking and taking everything you can get your greedy hands on.
“Ya I want a restaurant and a clothing line”, they treat huge ventures like they are ordering fries and a shake “yeah those sound good I’ll take one of each” fucking shit makes me sick.
Thank goodness for Karma, it’ll come back to her mark my words.
Sorry for venting folks.
*poonmoon
(remember all the classy girl are doing it, your turn Ashton)
Captain-Insano | April 16, 2008 at 4:26 pm
#22: I too always find that, when I am faced with superior intellect and common sense, its best to strike back by calling the person gay. Loser.
Auntie Kryst | April 16, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Much nicer pictures than those creepy banner ads that floated around on this site when that movie of Eva’s was out.. On the whole spitting in her food, there’s got to be some good stories from folks in San Antonio about her.
sicasso | April 16, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Eva Longoria Hotness = Skank + Photoshop + Excellent Publicist
Bravo, Eva. You done good (with a little digital help).
Rawr.
poonmoon | April 16, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Awe look they dressed up the Taco Bell dog. Aren’t you cute, yes you are, yes you are, what kind of burrito are you promoting this month little one?
The smellslikefishbitchburrito and the flatasschalupa Mmmm sounds midgetlicious. But I think I’ll pass I’m alergic to divabitch and divabitch biproducts. Thanks anyway poochy.
woohaaaa | April 16, 2008 at 4:30 pm
#38 – i am female and definately not overweight, but i definately agree. a lot of you people are haters. she’s amazing. airbrushed or not.
I CAN HATE ALL DAY....CAUSE I DON'T HAVE A JOB | April 16, 2008 at 4:32 pm
CONSIDERING HER VAG IS BEING VIOLENTLY DUG OUT NIGHTLY BY A BLACK MAN, I’M SURE IF SHE SPREAD HER LEGS YOU’D SWEAR YOU WERE LOOKING AT THE GRAND CANYON.