Eva Longoria wears bikini, almost catches fire

September 4th, 2007 // 200 Comments
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Comments (200)

  1. A | September 4, 2007 at 2:24 pm

    her ass is flat, but thats expected because she’s so skinny

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  2. cath | September 4, 2007 at 2:25 pm

    is that a 12-year old boy?

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  3. I hate people | September 4, 2007 at 2:27 pm

    So fucking close ARRRRGGGG!

    Man Superfish is so Hilarious lately. Thank god it was pretty bad for a while there. Wonder if there was a switch-a-ru or if buddy finally started giving a fuck and trying to be funny. Either way keep it up, me like the haha.

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  4. Alex | September 4, 2007 at 2:28 pm

    *Cue jealous women and gay men comments*

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  5. jrzmommy | September 4, 2007 at 2:29 pm

    Why is that little hispanic boy wearing a bikini?

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  6. Barry LeFarge | September 4, 2007 at 2:30 pm

    Feel like I could reach out and touch it. Almost.

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  7. I hate people | September 4, 2007 at 2:31 pm

    Yeay me see BUTT CRAAAAAK… in the first pic after the jump.

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  8. Ilikeatoeatamaboogerzzzz, yo | September 4, 2007 at 2:31 pm

    That mexican bitch is ugly….cinco de yucko!

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  9. loachcrulch | September 4, 2007 at 2:31 pm

    yup, just a bunch of jealous whores. she’s way hot. love the bikini

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  10. Texas Tranny | September 4, 2007 at 2:31 pm

    Very cute bikini.
    Pic #1, nice ass-crack, too bad it’s blurry.

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  11. Ted from LA | September 4, 2007 at 2:32 pm

    The best part of this woman is if you went to the beach with her, you could set your beer on her head.

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  12. hay zues | September 4, 2007 at 2:33 pm

    Oh, her teeth are so mexican big…and stuff

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  13. *** | September 4, 2007 at 2:33 pm

    no boobs what so ever!

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  14. bottlesandcansjustclapyourhands | September 4, 2007 at 2:35 pm

    Was this boy in Menudo?
    Cinco de Yucko? HAHAHAHA

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  15. Texas Tranny | September 4, 2007 at 2:35 pm

    @13
    But I bet her taco is hot and delicious.

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  16. bottlesandcansjustclapyourhands | September 4, 2007 at 2:37 pm

    Was this boy in Menudo?
    Cinco de Yucko? HAHAHAHA

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  17. bottlesandcansjustclapyourhands | September 4, 2007 at 2:38 pm

    In stereo!!!

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  18. Dani R | September 4, 2007 at 2:41 pm

    What the hell is she doing in Alicante??!!! Let me explain myself to everyone who is not Spanish. Alicante is the cheesiest place to go during the summer (well, is the cheesiest the whole year). It is like, I don’t know… where do all the hillbillies go during the summer in America?.. well, thats what Alicante is.

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  19. cocaKelli | September 4, 2007 at 2:41 pm

    NO, no, no… this is delicious. Que linda…
    Look, if you haters grew up in Burkina Faso you’d have a hard-on for those African with fucked up tits and rings around their neck.
    At least Eva doesn’t have eyebrows draw on with a Sharpie, and a short bald boyfriend with a shitty mustache and a Raiders jersey (with big shorts and tall white socks). LA represent!

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  20. Italian Stallion | September 4, 2007 at 2:42 pm

    I’m not a big fan of this beaner, but I would fuck the dishwasher out of her……….

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  21. Texas Tranny | September 4, 2007 at 2:45 pm

    @18
    Dollywood?
    Branson?
    Graceland?

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  22. jrzmommy | September 4, 2007 at 2:46 pm

    Is she smugglin’ bananas in her bottoms there? (main pic)

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  23. poor*of*you | September 4, 2007 at 2:47 pm

    I don’t even see her tv serie but I MUSt admit this woman looks very well, all your comments about her are bullshit, you would like to look half better than her and be a bit famous also!!!!!!

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  24. Hocky Socky HA | September 4, 2007 at 2:48 pm

    18 & 21–The Wisconsin Dells!

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  25. Texas Tranny | September 4, 2007 at 2:50 pm

    Jrzymommy
    You’re right it does look like one of my bikini pics.

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  26. bogmeister1 | September 4, 2007 at 2:55 pm

    @20

    Dude!! You have me ROTFLMAO! That’s the first time I’ve laughed today.

    Thanks!

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  27. jrzmommy | September 4, 2007 at 2:59 pm

    TT–you wear a banana hammock? AWESOME!!

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  28. Stickman | September 4, 2007 at 3:02 pm

    @18: I assume you’re from Spain, if so, I also assume you aren’t from Alicante. Anyways, Eva is there supporting his husband Tony Parker, who’s playing for the French team (¿remember? he is french) in the FIBA Eurobasket ChampionShip.

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  29. Jimbo | September 4, 2007 at 3:03 pm

    @18 & 21 Fontana CA

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  30. veggo | September 4, 2007 at 3:04 pm

    @21- you pickin on tennessee???? rednecks rock maaaaaaaaaan!

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  31. Lena | September 4, 2007 at 3:05 pm

    #20 You are an idiot… “beaner” your spaghetti head family

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  32. YouRang | September 4, 2007 at 3:05 pm

    Who cares what she looks like, she fucks French people. BOOO!!!

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  33. jrzmommy | September 4, 2007 at 3:07 pm

    OOOOH………..”spaghetti head”…………….harsh!

    C’mon, seriously…….spaghetti head?

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  34. my comment | September 4, 2007 at 3:08 pm

    bikini pics again?

    yawn!…

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  35. Lena | September 4, 2007 at 3:12 pm

    I’m sorry to disappoint you jrzmommy, but how can I criticize someone who is insulting and discriminating if I would have answer his comment with a worst insult… at least “spaghetti head” sounds cute LOL

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  36. Texas Tranny | September 4, 2007 at 3:13 pm

    @30…….no I’d never make fun of Tennessee.

    @29, Jimbo, yes the nearest NASCAR track. LOL

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  37. jrzmommy | September 4, 2007 at 3:14 pm

    but aren’t you being insulting and discriminating by calling him….*snickers* “spaghetti head?” Is that not also making an ethnic slur? So, basically, aren’t you just as bad as Mister Stallion?

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  38. jrzmommy | September 4, 2007 at 3:15 pm

    Lena, maybe……….Cappellini Dick or Gnocchi Nuts would be funnier.

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  39. veggo | September 4, 2007 at 3:17 pm

    looks like she has Gnocchi Nuts in her bikini bottoms.

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  40. PrettyBaby | September 4, 2007 at 3:19 pm

    Jrz! Gnocchi Nuts?! wtf! hahahahah!

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  41. El-Coyote | September 4, 2007 at 3:19 pm

    She’s a spinner….

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  42. Kitt | September 4, 2007 at 3:19 pm

    I agree with # 28, #18 might be spanish, but I bet he or she has never been to Alicante. I’m from Alicante myself and this city is anything but cheesy, I think you’re mistaken with Benidorm.

    By the way, she’s here because of the eurobasket (Tony Parker is playing with the french team)

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  43. jrzmommy | September 4, 2007 at 3:21 pm

    Baby….I’m glad i didn’t say Penne Penis or you’d really laugh then!!

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  44. Jimbo | September 4, 2007 at 3:22 pm

    TT That is the nicest place in Fontana. They knew right where to put a track. The freaking morons sat in 113 degree temp this weekend to watch there heros drive around in circles.

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  45. Jimbo | September 4, 2007 at 3:25 pm

    @39, Veggo, that is not nuts in her bikini bottom, that is just a nice full bagina ready for eating

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  46. Texas Tranny | September 4, 2007 at 3:28 pm

    No, No, No.
    She just forgot to take off her strap-on dildo.

    Or, she really does have a penis and if so, it’s bigger than a penne.

    Tee Hee

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  47. Lena | September 4, 2007 at 3:30 pm

    jrzmommy, I’m I also being just as bad as Mister Stallion if I confess that I burst out laughing with the “Gnocchi Nuts” thing?

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  48. black cobra | September 4, 2007 at 3:31 pm

    Mexican women AREnt very attractive. Why shes bent over, i bet if i gave a sniff, nothan but stank i would smell. Shes so ugly without make-up, most mexican women are.

    bring on the white women…i want some more pics of LC. or that other girl from he highschool musical!! yummy.

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  49. Italian Stallion | September 4, 2007 at 3:32 pm

    @31 Shouldn’t you be cutting someones grass right now?

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  50. jrzmommy | September 4, 2007 at 3:32 pm

    No you silly spaghetti head.

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