Eva Longoria has the worst sex tape ever

October 2nd, 2007 // 65 Comments

Here’s the alleged Eva Longoria sex tape everybody’s been talking about. Although calling it a sex tape would not only be a lie, it’d be a really big lie. The tape was made for Will Ferrel’s comedy site Funny Or Die and features Eva Longoria with comedian Eric Christian Olsen. In the video Longoria says: “Are you really sure we should be doing this? If it gets out it could be really embarrassing.” Her partner then replies: “Don’t worry baby I’m going to put it somewhere safe – like the glovebox of my car.” Funny? Meh. Cruel? Definitely. I mean, getting everybody’s hopes up about an Eva Longoria sex tape and having it turn out to be this? It’s like promising your kid a Wii for Christmas, and then when Christmas rolls around you kick him really hard in the nuts instead.

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  1. DontTazeMeBro

    That video was actually damn funny! Eric Christian Olsen is great, especially in Not Another Teen Movie. “Baby’s got back, hunch that is!”

  2. pushkar

    this video is actually very funny !!!!!!!!!

  3. HOMIE

    HAHHAHA LMAO… i dont think i wanna see a sex tape wit her and tony parker. i dont wana quit watchin the nba

    this was hilarious! lol

  4. Light Cutie

    PLEASE DONT READ THIS!!!!U WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF UR LIFE. 2MORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF UR LIFE.HOWEVER IF U DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO ATLEAST 3 VIDEOS U WILL DIE IN 2 DAYS.NOW UV STARTED READIN THIS SO DONT STOP NOW!THIS IS SOOO SCARY.SEND THIS TO ATLEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSSHES NAMEWILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SOO SCARY CUZ IT ACTUALLY WORKS!!!!!

  5. wowman

    They claim to have it at the site below.

    http://www.officialsextapes.com/female-tapes.php

  6. Lol, sex-tape or not.. At least heres 100+ pictures from my fav. collection of Eva Longoria:
    http://myimg.info/gallery/?gid=viu1204829498n

    She’s just so beautiful!

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  8. ca2916

    Full version of Miss Universe Sex Tape
    http://celebritys-sextape.blogspot.com

  9. Yoler

    The miss Universe sex tape rocks. Download it here – FULL clips here – http://sharecash.org/download.php?file=143063

  10. Mary

    where is eva longoria now?

  11. pssss

    0.o omg….. was an acting video or was they high?

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