Eva Longoria refused club entry

August 15th, 2005 // 5 Comments

Eva Longoria reportedly threw a diva tantrum when she and her boyfriend, Tony Parker, were refused VIP entry to a Los Angeles nightclub. According to a witness, “She was demanding to be let in immediately. She was telling the doorman that she was a celebrity and wouldn’t wait. But she was told, ‘You’re no exception here. You have to wait in line behind the other 100 people.’”

Eva’s spokesperson insists she was only asking the doormen if the nightclub was too full for her and her friends to get in, saying, “She would never do that. She’s very easy going that way. The club was at capacity. She was there with three other people and didn’t know whether they could get in so she decided to forego it.”

I’m not in the club owning business, but refusing entry to Eva Longoria seems like the worst business move you can make other than replacing your alcohol with urine and hiring blind lepers to be bartenders. Maybe they felt that having incredibly gorgeous and famous women in their club might be bad for business. Or maybe it was a gay bar. Whatever the reason, the club owners should be taken out back and run over with a truck. I used to drink paint as a child, and even I know that if Eva Longoria wants to get into your club, you better start kicking people in the nuts and pushing them out the back door to make room.

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  1. shortmichael

    i love Alicia, literally! Don’t takl smack about her cuz she’s all that. ans for the comment on the camel toe, i’d love to get my hand pickin that her camel toe out of her panties any day, what a nice thick booty baby. Alicia, holla at ur boy, and let pick ur camel toe then tap that ass

  2. shortmichael

    i love ur camel toe alicia, let me pick it out with my mouth then tap that booty

  3. Vesta Burbary

    sadly to say, I thought that was L.L. cool J jogging, and I thought that was a fan chasing him. She is an amazing girl and very pretty…she is built like a man, and should think about toning down. She looked amazing in her latest video ‘NO ONE’ but i now i know why she wore pants in the entire video…her cellulite was playing peek a boo. sadly to say she still looks like L.L. cool J and her mom still looks like a happy fan!

  4. Anonymous

    All you people are sad. Sitting here discussing Alicia’s inadequacies? The funny thing is, she’s not insecure about her ‘imperfections’. She couldn’t give a toss what any of you think. Yet somehow you’re all ‘perfect’ enough to judge her?
    I bet most of you are nothing special yourself and your insecurity is the one leading you to comment on an other who, in my opinion, has a personality and talent that is far more important than looks.
    You’re all thick anyway- she’s naturally curvy and beautiful. Good for her.

  5. The creator of Desperate Housewives Nicollette Sheridan pursued not hurt a fly, one of his co-stars have argued

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