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Just in case you never believed in the power of makeup, this is what Eva Longoria looks like without it. So the next time you’ve got your pants down masturbating to pictures of her in a bikini keep this picture in mind. Because apparently she’s a gnome. And that turns you on.
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Justin Igger | July 11, 2006 at 12:14 pm
Who’s this dumb Mexican and why do I give a fuck?
Did she just get done giving a Dirty Sanchez, or is that a brown flavor saver?
roflynsolo | July 11, 2006 at 12:14 pm
She looks absolutely awful.
ellaminnowpea | July 11, 2006 at 12:15 pm
Celeb-reality….ewwww!
shelleymonster | July 11, 2006 at 12:17 pm
She looks just like Rachel Ray without makeup. Scary.
I_hate_you | July 11, 2006 at 12:18 pm
She looks like something that would pop out of mud and bite you.
Rimmer | July 11, 2006 at 12:19 pm
Thank God she had her dentures in.
jrzmommy | July 11, 2006 at 12:20 pm
That little boy’s mother should get him a decent haircut.
xmarcelax | July 11, 2006 at 12:21 pm
at least she’s really really hot
and rich
bigponie | July 11, 2006 at 12:22 pm
BWAHAHAHA, that is one butt-ugly girl, I laughed so hard that coffee came out of my eyes
jane's eyre | July 11, 2006 at 12:22 pm
Ha ha, spectacularly average!
jrzmommy | July 11, 2006 at 12:26 pm
let’s take bets on what number the first comment comes in that tells us all how we should applaud Eva for being gracious enough to be photographed with no makeup and we’re all just stupid and superficial. I’m gonna say around 18.
rudesauce | July 11, 2006 at 12:28 pm
She looks like a hybrid mix of chihuahua and cocker spaniel. And by hybrid, I mean she’s the genetically mutated runt of the litter that someone hung up on the steering wheel of their car to take a picture and say, “Hey, look! Mexi’s driving the car!”
rolson | July 11, 2006 at 12:29 pm
Hey, we should applaud Eva for being gracious enough to be photographed with no makeup. You are all just stupid and superficial. Beotches.
jane's eyre | July 11, 2006 at 12:30 pm
@11
And that we’re all just “jealous haters” (one of my favorite accusations).
Rimmer | July 11, 2006 at 12:30 pm
Look at her smiling. Waw, maybe she was thinking she would get away with it and people would still call her beautiful.
She was so wrong.
jrzmommy | July 11, 2006 at 12:30 pm
D’OH! Five shy.
jrzmommy | July 11, 2006 at 12:31 pm
14–and we’re all Bastard people (a la Corky in “Waiting for Guffman”)
Fugurself | July 11, 2006 at 12:32 pm
#11 you overshot your prediction by 5 places.
jrzmommy | July 11, 2006 at 12:34 pm
18–see 16. :)
sharkbite | July 11, 2006 at 12:36 pm
I will never again dare to compare myself to Eva Longoria again. It’s all in the makeup, afterall! Hurrah!
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
spatz | July 11, 2006 at 12:36 pm
simply breathtaking. ooofa
RichPort | July 11, 2006 at 12:37 pm
Shouldn’t she be cleaning my bathroom?
rudesauce | July 11, 2006 at 12:38 pm
That huge earring looks like a portal into an alternate dimension where cottage-cheese butt is beautiful and people throw money at anything with freckles. She just popped over to pick up her stash of drugs from Snoop. As soon as this pic was taken, she activated the portal and warped back to Fuglywood.
jrzmommy | July 11, 2006 at 12:39 pm
she must wear POUNDS of makeup.
alaskanchicsickle | July 11, 2006 at 12:39 pm
What a natural beauty, bwah ha ha.
caboose | July 11, 2006 at 12:40 pm
People here believe they are being media darlings rebelling against the pressure of society’s opinion of beauty and all that bullshit being shoved down their throats.
The thing is, just turn off the tv, stop listening, get a shred of self-respect/self-esteem, and dont give a crap.
Just own up to the fact its a guilty pleasure for you to sling your “high and mighty” mud at these people who are supposedly perfect.
pop | July 11, 2006 at 12:42 pm
wait..i recognize that picture…you’re telling me that homeless chick i hooked up with last night in the alley was….Eva Longoria? Damn! I knew i shouldn’t have killed her afterwards…but i needed her shoes….
http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/
jane's eyre | July 11, 2006 at 12:44 pm
@26
I prefer “low and dirty” mud, to be specific.
bigponie | July 11, 2006 at 12:44 pm
Tony run away as fast as you can, you’ve been duped, this is a classic case of beauty and the beast, in this case she always is the beast.
Italian Stallion | July 11, 2006 at 12:46 pm
I know her, she makes the tortilla chips for salsa at my favorite Mexican Restuarant. I think she does the dishes too……..
I’m gonna take a wild guess at this, but I bet caboose is a fat ass………….
Zanna | July 11, 2006 at 12:46 pm
She’s got a mustache! (tee hee..)
http://tmz.com/photos/eva-longoria-without-makeup/16368/
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | July 11, 2006 at 12:46 pm
Bitch better get that lined up. The mustache, that is.
jane's eyre | July 11, 2006 at 12:48 pm
sherry-co’s radar picked up the multiple TCLTC posts that have been made recently, and has returned to defend Tom’s honor in the Suri’s birth certificate post. All that’s missing to make her return complete is a “SLIMY SLUGS”, and make it feel just like old times again. *sniff*
caboose | July 11, 2006 at 12:49 pm
well I’m rather slim, but even if I was fat, what difference does that make?
Also an interesting contradiction:
If any celebrity other than kate moss is thin, they are deemed anorexic,insecure whore, etc
But kate moss is worshipped for pioneering heron chic…personally I think keira knightley is more healthy than kate moss..
that-dog-is-shifty-eyed | July 11, 2006 at 12:49 pm
Dear Caboose:
yeah, we know, thanks, ass.
spatz | July 11, 2006 at 12:52 pm
caboose what does all your psychobabble have to do with an ugly picture of eva longoria? she’s ass ugly with no makeup. end of story.
spatz | July 11, 2006 at 12:53 pm
33 i wept a little when i witnessed the return of sherry co. she’s using “green eyed jealousy monster” or some shit like that now. honestly who talks like that?
Jacq | July 11, 2006 at 12:54 pm
For a second, I thought that was Tony Parker. Barf.
Caboose – you’re really fuckin’ deep, man. Nothing like that has EVER been said her before. Let me guess – you’re fat in real life. Fat or a homo.
P.S. Did you see Keira at the Pirates premire? Not anorexic my ass. My big, fat ass.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | July 11, 2006 at 12:55 pm
She could probably get a deal with Nair, or perhaps Hy-Top brown paper bags in size “head”.
jane's eyre | July 11, 2006 at 12:58 pm
@37 But at least it gives us someone else to make fun of besides MeganHarris or lamebananas. Look on the bright side!
jrzmommy | July 11, 2006 at 12:59 pm
26–You sound like every fem nazi in Che Guevara t-shirts with armpit hair in the back of every Sociology 101 class in America. We don’t have to OWN UP to anything…..we know we like to talk shit on celebrities. Why don’t you OWN UP to enjoying it, too.
PS–8 off of my prediction.
hotplateface | July 11, 2006 at 1:03 pm
Let’s predict how many times jrzmommy will comment!
I’ve never seen anyone work a “refresh” button like her.
hotplateface | July 11, 2006 at 1:05 pm
BTW, looks like someone gave Eva a hotplate and she didn’t wipe off her upper lip.
UNWASHEDMASSES | July 11, 2006 at 1:11 pm
That ‘stache is thicker than the one I had in high school. It’d be great (but it won’t happen) if this pic torpedoes her career. Let’s see those fags at Maxim make her numero uno ever again. The cool thing about this pic is without the pound and a half of makeup and lack of nair, I can honestly say I’ve banged better chicks than Tony Parker.
Queen LaQueefah | July 11, 2006 at 1:11 pm
I love how all you racist pussies keep making remarks about her being mexican. Haven’t you ever seen an ugly white chick? Would you say something racist about a black chick? No, cause you’d get your ass beat. Yeah, she looks like shit, but she’s still making more money than you for being a no-talent MEXICAN, and it kills you, doesn’t it?
Ez-EEEE | July 11, 2006 at 1:14 pm
DAVID SPADE WITH A TAN. someone photoshop that shit man. youll see they were seperated at birth.
cat_taylor | July 11, 2006 at 1:14 pm
what the fuck kind of hat is she wearing? does she keep her churros in there?
pinky_nip | July 11, 2006 at 1:15 pm
If you eat a mexican out, will it give you heartburn?
katgyrl | July 11, 2006 at 1:16 pm
@26 – excuse me but this is a woman who publicly stated she’s genetically superior to the rest of us. enjoying the fact that in reality she’s quite pedestrian looking and needs boat loads of make up and styling to look good is perfectly acceptable, given the circumstances. even with all the makeup & styling she’s still a dime a dozen when you compare her to the rest of celebdom.
jeebus, even I look 200% better than this when i roll out of bed first thing in the morn.
@41 – fem nazi ? that was so weak, lol.
@45 – seriously, nice collection of racist fuckwits we have here.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | July 11, 2006 at 1:19 pm
I have nothing against Mexicans, except for the butt of my shotgun when I’m out overseeing my strawberry farm. Hi-yo!