#8, yes, there are people who are natural beauties. clearly eva is not one of them.
Speaking of natural beauties…I went to the gym today. And they’re fresh out of those… Guys thinking naked girls are hot are soooo wrong. Just…thought you’d all like to know.
if you don’t like it you can always go to ferret’s
#22. I SO agree with you. There is this chick at my gym, who insists on getting as naked as possible in the locker room and sitting naked directly on the benches BEFORE showering. She weighs about 200lbs and has the HUGEST bush i have ever seen on another human being and her nipples look like elbow macaroni. GROSS!!!!!!!!
23–Yes! But………*shock* Ferret’s is inexplicably shut down! How did that happen? Add that one up there with Ameila Earhardt and the chicken and the egg–we may never no the answers.
i agree she looks like every other girl without any makeup.
actually, i give her props for having the courage to step outside like that. fully aware of the ridicule and slanders thrown at her from these photos.
We should start calling her Eva FANGoria. Get it? Like the monster magazine? Get it? Because it sort of sounds like her name, only it’s about monsters, and like…
What’s so wrong with her? Yea she looks better WITH makeup, but what woman doesnt?
Walrus Ass Troll Gumboot… I hear drinking yourself to death is fun. Rent Leaving Las Vegas for some tips. Or fake kill yourself again. That’s always fun…
#24 on the flip side, a woman at my gym looks normal in clothing – but in the locker room it’s a whole different story. A whole different Arnold Schwartzenegger story. Her body is pure muscle – she looks like she could snap a telephone pole in half with her butt cheeks. Also, she’s baked her skin orange and has fried yellow hair and a haggard sun damaged face. Like somebody deep fried her.
I’m afraid of her.
I’m afraid of her muscular butt cheeks and six pack.
28–Mimi from The Drew Carey Show.
We need to close the border and send her back to Mexico.
There are woman who are naturally beautiful and dont need 5 pounds of pancake make-up to leave the house. I should know, I see one staring back at me in the mirror everyday. ;) oh snap!
I have images of the worlds tackiest wedding gown when I think of her as a bride. Something inclusive of fuzzy dice and a sombrero………….
#30, that does sound frightening. Wh is it I choose to respect the other women in the locker room and wear a towel? Why? The woman i described is also the color of an Oompa Loompa, and i am guessing she is 40, but had the skin of a 90 year old corpse. WHY!!!???
i dont understand mens infatuation with eva longoria, what supposedly makes her super hot? she looks like any other latina woman. i just dont see it.
I’ll volunteer to give her a facial.
Spanish chicks are hot.
is the “latina anywoman” not hot?
anyway- it’s a PICTURE, people. Just like superskinny and racoon eyes photograph well, but look like an LSD nightmare in real life, no makeup looks fine, but photographs poorly.
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