Eva Longoria really needs her makeup

January 29th, 2007 // 189 Comments



  1. Danner

    She generally looks scary without make-up. These are not the first pictures.

  2. combustion8

    yuck, plus she has no ass.. thats two strikes eva.

  3. pirhan

    Could be worse.

  4. griffmills


  5. Binky

    She’s engaged – she doesn’t need make-up any more.

  6. RichPort

    She doesn’t look that bad here. You should see my sister…

  7. jrzmommy

    It’s Tony Parker’s fault, the “Take Your Chihuahua to Work” team memo was a prank.

  8. Cherry

    This kind of “no makeup” posts are really tiring. Do you know any single woman who can look fuckin amazing without any makeup on? No.
    By the way, yes, it could be much worse. She looks pretty good even without makeup.

  9. Niecy

    This is true with most celebrities. Without make-up and special lighting and airbrushing, most are very regular looking, if not unattractive.

  10. RichPort

    Wow! My troll so early in the day! And I don’t even have any sisters! Your work ethic is astounding troll…

    Eva Langoria makes me thinks of those Dirty Latin Maid videos… which I’ve ONLY watched for cross-cultural educational purposes.

  11. To quote Vanilla Ice, when asked if he was gay: “a hole’s a hole”.

  12. Pointandlaugh

    what #9 said.

    and anyway….she’s marrying that millionaire athelete. She can start letting herself go, and just spend his $$.

  13. bigponie

    she looks like she just came from church, big deal.

  14. jrzmommy

    Acutally, #7, it’s Take Your Troll to The Gas Chamber Day, and unfortunately for you, I got the memo.

  15. I gotta say, I don’t think she looks terrible.

  16. jesseeca

    makeup or not, she’s still got a set of beaver teeth.

    she must have just been giving her finace a test to see if he could deal with what he’ll be waking up next to for the rest of his life…and by rest of his life, it will probably be more like 2-3 years tops.

  17. Me

    Seriously, she doesn’t look too bad at all. She looks like your everyday run of the mill Latina. She does not look terrible.

  18. jrzmommy

    please don’t take me to new jersey

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  20. jrzmommy

    Wally, this shit is tired.

  21. jesseeca

    #8, yes, there are people who are natural beauties. clearly eva is not one of them.

  22. N'Arianne

    Speaking of natural beauties…I went to the gym today. And they’re fresh out of those… Guys thinking naked girls are hot are soooo wrong. Just…thought you’d all like to know.

  23. jrzmommy

    if you don’t like it you can always go to ferret’s

  24. Me

    #22. I SO agree with you. There is this chick at my gym, who insists on getting as naked as possible in the locker room and sitting naked directly on the benches BEFORE showering. She weighs about 200lbs and has the HUGEST bush i have ever seen on another human being and her nipples look like elbow macaroni. GROSS!!!!!!!!

  25. jrzmommy

    23–Yes! But………*shock* Ferret’s is inexplicably shut down! How did that happen? Add that one up there with Ameila Earhardt and the chicken and the egg–we may never no the answers.

  26. i agree she looks like every other girl without any makeup.

    actually, i give her props for having the courage to step outside like that. fully aware of the ridicule and slanders thrown at her from these photos.

  27. tits_on_snack

    We should start calling her Eva FANGoria. Get it? Like the monster magazine? Get it? Because it sort of sounds like her name, only it’s about monsters, and like…

  28. jc

    What’s so wrong with her? Yea she looks better WITH makeup, but what woman doesnt?

  29. RichPort

    Walrus Ass Troll Gumboot… I hear drinking yourself to death is fun. Rent Leaving Las Vegas for some tips. Or fake kill yourself again. That’s always fun…

  30. tits_on_snack

    #24 on the flip side, a woman at my gym looks normal in clothing – but in the locker room it’s a whole different story. A whole different Arnold Schwartzenegger story. Her body is pure muscle – she looks like she could snap a telephone pole in half with her butt cheeks. Also, she’s baked her skin orange and has fried yellow hair and a haggard sun damaged face. Like somebody deep fried her.
    I’m afraid of her.
    I’m afraid of her muscular butt cheeks and six pack.

  31. jrzmommy

    28–Mimi from The Drew Carey Show.

  32. Edna Bambrick

    We need to close the border and send her back to Mexico.

  33. JaeMae

    There are woman who are naturally beautiful and dont need 5 pounds of pancake make-up to leave the house. I should know, I see one staring back at me in the mirror everyday. ;) oh snap!

  34. jrzmommy

    I have images of the worlds tackiest wedding gown when I think of her as a bride. Something inclusive of fuzzy dice and a sombrero………….

  35. Me

    #30, that does sound frightening. Wh is it I choose to respect the other women in the locker room and wear a towel? Why? The woman i described is also the color of an Oompa Loompa, and i am guessing she is 40, but had the skin of a 90 year old corpse. WHY!!!???

  36. i dont understand mens infatuation with eva longoria, what supposedly makes her super hot? she looks like any other latina woman. i just dont see it.

  37. BigJim

    I’ll volunteer to give her a facial.

  38. WhoTheFuckCares

    Spanish chicks are hot.

  39. schack

    is the “latina anywoman” not hot?

    anyway- it’s a PICTURE, people. Just like superskinny and racoon eyes photograph well, but look like an LSD nightmare in real life, no makeup looks fine, but photographs poorly.

  40. llllllllll

    Yo quiero Taco Bell

  41. She looks bad? I mean, she doesn’t look awesome, but bad?

  42. well, i do think i look hotter than eva with or without makeup, but that’s just my shadow and ego talking hahaha

  43. yeah, she looks below average without her makeup, but most do

    http://www.carpemundus.com – lets be nice

  44. 86

    Mexican lawn gnome…bwwahahahaha!

  45. 86

    Either that or Suzanna Hoffs.

  46. 86

    38 I think the correct term is Mexican. :)

  47. Miss Skyline

    She doesn’t look too bad. Could be worse.

  48. jrzmommy

    The ones in New Jersey are called “Hispandex”.

  49. shanonorato

    Hey, Eva…why the long face?

  50. Lowlands

    These bitches are so tricky,that they claim like in the first pic.There isn’t any make-up involved.Imagine the amount of make-up normally they’re wearing!The first pic isn’t very flattering.Even those 2 pieces of copperwire bent into earrings and pimped up with beadings don’t give the extra booze.

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