Eva Longoria really needs her makeup

January 29th, 2007 // 189 Comments
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Comments (189)

  1. Danner | January 29, 2007 at 9:10 am

    She generally looks scary without make-up. These are not the first pictures.

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  2. combustion8 | January 29, 2007 at 9:11 am

    yuck, plus she has no ass.. thats two strikes eva.

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  3. pirhan | January 29, 2007 at 9:12 am

    Could be worse.

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  4. griffmills | January 29, 2007 at 9:12 am

    nasty

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  5. Binky | January 29, 2007 at 9:13 am

    She’s engaged – she doesn’t need make-up any more.

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  6. RichPort | January 29, 2007 at 9:13 am

    She doesn’t look that bad here. You should see my sister…

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  7. jrzmommy | January 29, 2007 at 9:16 am

    It’s Tony Parker’s fault, the “Take Your Chihuahua to Work” team memo was a prank.

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  8. Cherry | January 29, 2007 at 9:16 am

    This kind of “no makeup” posts are really tiring. Do you know any single woman who can look fuckin amazing without any makeup on? No.
    By the way, yes, it could be much worse. She looks pretty good even without makeup.

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  9. Niecy | January 29, 2007 at 9:17 am

    This is true with most celebrities. Without make-up and special lighting and airbrushing, most are very regular looking, if not unattractive.

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  10. RichPort | January 29, 2007 at 9:17 am

    Wow! My troll so early in the day! And I don’t even have any sisters! Your work ethic is astounding troll…

    Eva Langoria makes me thinks of those Dirty Latin Maid videos… which I’ve ONLY watched for cross-cultural educational purposes.

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  11. Jason The Barbarian | January 29, 2007 at 9:20 am

    To quote Vanilla Ice, when asked if he was gay: “a hole’s a hole”.

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  12. Pointandlaugh | January 29, 2007 at 9:22 am

    what #9 said.

    and anyway….she’s marrying that millionaire athelete. She can start letting herself go, and just spend his $$.

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  13. bigponie | January 29, 2007 at 9:23 am

    she looks like she just came from church, big deal.

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  14. jrzmommy | January 29, 2007 at 9:23 am

    Acutally, #7, it’s Take Your Troll to The Gas Chamber Day, and unfortunately for you, I got the memo.

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  15. Spindoc | January 29, 2007 at 9:25 am

    I gotta say, I don’t think she looks terrible.

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  16. jesseeca | January 29, 2007 at 9:28 am

    makeup or not, she’s still got a set of beaver teeth.

    she must have just been giving her finace a test to see if he could deal with what he’ll be waking up next to for the rest of his life…and by rest of his life, it will probably be more like 2-3 years tops.

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  17. Me | January 29, 2007 at 9:29 am

    Seriously, she doesn’t look too bad at all. She looks like your everyday run of the mill Latina. She does not look terrible.

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  18. jrzmommy | January 29, 2007 at 9:32 am

    please don’t take me to new jersey

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  19. jrzmommy | January 29, 2007 at 9:32 am

    ADRIAN ZMED! THAT’S WHO SHE LOOKS LIKE!

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  20. jrzmommy | January 29, 2007 at 9:33 am

    Wally, this shit is tired.

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  21. jesseeca | January 29, 2007 at 9:34 am

    #8, yes, there are people who are natural beauties. clearly eva is not one of them.

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  22. N'Arianne | January 29, 2007 at 9:37 am

    Speaking of natural beauties…I went to the gym today. And they’re fresh out of those… Guys thinking naked girls are hot are soooo wrong. Just…thought you’d all like to know.

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  23. jrzmommy | January 29, 2007 at 9:38 am

    if you don’t like it you can always go to ferret’s

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  24. Me | January 29, 2007 at 9:43 am

    #22. I SO agree with you. There is this chick at my gym, who insists on getting as naked as possible in the locker room and sitting naked directly on the benches BEFORE showering. She weighs about 200lbs and has the HUGEST bush i have ever seen on another human being and her nipples look like elbow macaroni. GROSS!!!!!!!!

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  25. jrzmommy | January 29, 2007 at 9:44 am

    23–Yes! But………*shock* Ferret’s is inexplicably shut down! How did that happen? Add that one up there with Ameila Earhardt and the chicken and the egg–we may never no the answers.

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  26. LaBellaVienna | January 29, 2007 at 9:46 am

    i agree she looks like every other girl without any makeup.

    actually, i give her props for having the courage to step outside like that. fully aware of the ridicule and slanders thrown at her from these photos.

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  27. tits_on_snack | January 29, 2007 at 9:50 am

    We should start calling her Eva FANGoria. Get it? Like the monster magazine? Get it? Because it sort of sounds like her name, only it’s about monsters, and like…

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  28. jc | January 29, 2007 at 9:52 am

    What’s so wrong with her? Yea she looks better WITH makeup, but what woman doesnt?

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  29. RichPort | January 29, 2007 at 9:52 am

    Walrus Ass Troll Gumboot… I hear drinking yourself to death is fun. Rent Leaving Las Vegas for some tips. Or fake kill yourself again. That’s always fun…

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  30. tits_on_snack | January 29, 2007 at 9:54 am

    #24 on the flip side, a woman at my gym looks normal in clothing – but in the locker room it’s a whole different story. A whole different Arnold Schwartzenegger story. Her body is pure muscle – she looks like she could snap a telephone pole in half with her butt cheeks. Also, she’s baked her skin orange and has fried yellow hair and a haggard sun damaged face. Like somebody deep fried her.
    I’m afraid of her.
    I’m afraid of her muscular butt cheeks and six pack.

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  31. jrzmommy | January 29, 2007 at 9:55 am

    28–Mimi from The Drew Carey Show.

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  32. Edna Bambrick | January 29, 2007 at 9:56 am

    We need to close the border and send her back to Mexico.

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  33. JaeMae | January 29, 2007 at 9:59 am

    There are woman who are naturally beautiful and dont need 5 pounds of pancake make-up to leave the house. I should know, I see one staring back at me in the mirror everyday. ;) oh snap!

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  34. jrzmommy | January 29, 2007 at 10:00 am

    I have images of the worlds tackiest wedding gown when I think of her as a bride. Something inclusive of fuzzy dice and a sombrero………….

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  35. Me | January 29, 2007 at 10:01 am

    #30, that does sound frightening. Wh is it I choose to respect the other women in the locker room and wear a towel? Why? The woman i described is also the color of an Oompa Loompa, and i am guessing she is 40, but had the skin of a 90 year old corpse. WHY!!!???

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  36. LaBellaVienna | January 29, 2007 at 10:02 am

    i dont understand mens infatuation with eva longoria, what supposedly makes her super hot? she looks like any other latina woman. i just dont see it.

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  37. BigJim | January 29, 2007 at 10:17 am

    I’ll volunteer to give her a facial.

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  38. WhoTheFuckCares | January 29, 2007 at 10:17 am

    Spanish chicks are hot.

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  39. schack | January 29, 2007 at 10:21 am

    is the “latina anywoman” not hot?

    anyway- it’s a PICTURE, people. Just like superskinny and racoon eyes photograph well, but look like an LSD nightmare in real life, no makeup looks fine, but photographs poorly.

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  40. llllllllll | January 29, 2007 at 10:24 am

    Yo quiero Taco Bell

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  41. Peter Coffin | January 29, 2007 at 10:27 am

    She looks bad? I mean, she doesn’t look awesome, but bad?

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  42. naeboo~ | January 29, 2007 at 10:30 am

    well, i do think i look hotter than eva with or without makeup, but that’s just my shadow and ego talking hahaha

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  43. carpemundus | January 29, 2007 at 10:33 am

    yeah, she looks below average without her makeup, but most do

    http://www.carpemundus.com – lets be nice

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  44. 86 | January 29, 2007 at 10:36 am

    Mexican lawn gnome…bwwahahahaha!

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  45. 86 | January 29, 2007 at 10:36 am

    Either that or Suzanna Hoffs.

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  46. 86 | January 29, 2007 at 10:37 am

    38 I think the correct term is Mexican. :)

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  47. Miss Skyline | January 29, 2007 at 10:42 am

    She doesn’t look too bad. Could be worse.

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  48. jrzmommy | January 29, 2007 at 10:49 am

    The ones in New Jersey are called “Hispandex”.

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  49. shanonorato | January 29, 2007 at 10:58 am

    Hey, Eva…why the long face?

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  50. Lowlands | January 29, 2007 at 10:58 am

    These bitches are so tricky,that they claim like in the first pic.There isn’t any make-up involved.Imagine the amount of make-up normally they’re wearing!The first pic isn’t very flattering.Even those 2 pieces of copperwire bent into earrings and pimped up with beadings don’t give the extra booze.

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