I can’t figure out if Eva Longoria is attractive or not. Sometimes I’m almost positive she is, but other times she has me convinced she’s a monkey. Or a man. And I made a vow to myself that I’d never again be caught masturbating to either of those.
Wow, is that an Under Armour purse? We must protect these valuables.
her bra could be more pointy.
the pouty look definitely doesn’t work for her/him/it.
Is she carrying an Under Armour purse? We must protect these valuables.
She’s pointing at where her career is after she “won’t do TV” any more.
whoops, sorry for the double post
Is she on a movie set? Cuz that’s a big ol’ sparkly diamond on her left hand. I notice these things because I am a loser whose love for sparkly things is rivaled by my love for brownie sundaes. Gah, I’m so fat.
She’s pointing out all her fans.
Tony somebody…from France…the dribbler…
It’s all relative–makes a difference who she’s standing next to! But actually they both look kinda fugly…
She looks like a spoiled brat who’s only happy when everything’s going her way …
Sauve-toi Tony !!
Thank God, I thought I was the only one that thought she was plain ugly. She does look like a monkey and a short one at that. I think there should be a moratorium on her picture appearing where a real hottie’s picture should appear.
Also, when are pointy bras going to make a comeback? And not the kind that the a*sw*pe Madonna wore.
Is that Tony Parker in the background? He kinda let himself go.
@12 Good one !!
She definetly suffers from Small Persons Disease , what tends to make even the hottest girl look dumb, hence the monkey impression. Still good for a bj though.
For a second there I thought she had 2 broken arms, the way she’s holding her arm up all retardedly in her shirt , it looks like she has casts on her arms. This thread would be more interesting if both her arms were really broken…but it’s just a dumb picture of her not knowing how to wear a jacket correctly…she looks like a meerkat.
She definetly suffers from Small Dersons Pisease , what tends to make even the hottest girl look dumb, hence the monkey impression. Still good for a jb though.
Small Persons Disease??
Small Dersons Pisease??
Never thought she was all that..I’m glad I wasnt the only one who thought she looked like a chimp with beady eyes
Looks like she rented Leo DiCaprio’s big fat burnt Pillsbury Doughboy for the day. House Speaker Hastert would look small next to that guy. Hell, how about Pearl from the first “Blade” movie? He’d look smaller…
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