Eva Longoria flashes her Spanx

November 19th, 2008 // 49 Comments

Eva Longoria flashed her Spanx outside of Beso last night. For those of you who don’t wear a pair everyday like The Geekologie Writer, from Wikipedia:

SPANX, Inc. is a U.S. company which mainly manufactures footless pantyhose and other undergarments for women, particularly “body shaping” undergarments designed to give the wearer a slim and shapely appearance. The company’s products are supposedly marketed to fit contemporary female lifestyles and fashion trends.

For those of you wondering what shape Eva Longoria would be if she didn’t wear Spanx, my money’s on rhombus. Or octagon. It’s a toss-up.

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  1. jose pedroza

    she looks tore up as always she should get her money back from the spanx really she should get a gerto

  2. jose pedroza

    looks really nasty like she always dose she should use a guarder underwear

  3. You call that a flash? The garment did a good job im not seeing any cottage cheese!

  4. metrosexual

    Wayyyyyy too masculine for me

  5. assgrabber

    That’s odd. When I flash my spanx, people call the cops.

  6. OC Dee

    When a female gets out of the car wearing a dress/skirt; she should cross her legs while getting out of the car to prevent flashing.

  7. # 7 how do you get out of a car in the pretzel position?

  8. lynzeee

    Because she isn’t flashing her Vagina, or wearing a bright pink thong you rag on her for it? Eva is hot!

  9. CaptainCack

    OMGeeeeeeeeeee. That’s unfortunate. But really, so she wears spanx, so what? She’s still hot. This just makes her a little more normal. GG Eva.

  10. veggi

    Actually that particular Spanx item is designed to prevent snags when crawling under a chain link fence during a border crossing. I wonder why Eva…oh.

  11. supersex

    that’s one ugly ass bitch, if i had a dog with a face like that i’d shave it’s ass so you wouldn’t know if he’s coming or going.

    beans anyone?

  12. dork

    I’M BLINDED. Where’s the red star when you need it????

  13. Randal

    A black shimmering dress creates a sparkle on an otherwise dark fabric. Its shine and glitz capture the eye, only to become drowned out by Eva’s radiant smile.

    Love your show Eva! Keep it up, you’re an amazing actress.

    Randal

  14. Ted from LA

    Maybe she just pulled a hamstring.

  15. Daz Wiley

    Wouldn’t you think she’d wear black under a black dress? Is that the only pair she has…..ugh!!

  16. Daz Wiley

    Wouldn’t you think she’d wear black under a black dress? Is that the only pair she has…..ugh!!

  17. Daz Wiley

    Wouldn’t you think she’d wear black under a black dress? Is that the only pair she has…..ugh!!

  18. Daz Wiley

    Wouldn’t you think she’d wear black under a black dress? Is that the only pair she has….Ugh!!!

  19. Daz Wiley

    Wouldn’t you think she’d wear black under a black dress? Is that the only pair she has….Ugh!!!

  20. Daz Wiley

    Wouldn’t you think she’d wear black under a black dress? Is that the only pair she has….Ugh!!!

  21. Sport

    Get a new PC Daz, yours is fucked up.

  22. George Lucas

    I’d stain Eva’s Spanx and so would every boy & man in here given the opportunity

  23. Evan Faine

    This midget has some funny lookin’ knees.

  24. me

    It’s probably so that she doesn’t have VPL in that beautiful black dress. For those dorks that don’t know what VPL is – I am truly sorry.

  25. mink

    I’d wear Spanx too if camera’s were flashing up my skirt every time I went out

  26. mink

    **cameras

  27. Dr. Phil

    “I’d stain Eva’s Spanx and so would every boy & man in here given the opportunity”

    Actually, secure men know that different guys prefer different types and looks in women – blondes, brunettes, slender, curvy, breathing, etc.

    Don’t be so insecure. You think she’s hot. Good for you. Be proud of your preference even if not many men share it. It’s guys like you who give hope to all the girls who try really hard to be hot, but fall short.

  28. F-Obama

    Thanks, I just threw up

  29. IKE

    Because You’re Ugly.

  30. George Lucas

    Dr. Phil is obviously a fag and I’m secure with that.

  31. Rebecca of the Glowing Screen

    I’ll take Spanx over vagina overhang any day!

    When I saw this I didn’t care if they might be “control tops”… I was just so happy that someone learned something from the mistakes of Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton.

    Eva Longoria, you’re classy in my books. (thumbsup) Way to not show the world your cooch.

  32. packinwood

    Thanks for the show grandma Fatty McFatterson.

  33. Kevincy Q

    Really nice girl!!
    Have seen many beautiful girls on ???INTERRACIALLOVING.COM???, the place where hot and sexy singles are together, meeting new friends and making dates. You may wanna check it out! LOL

  34. Astrid

    Had no fucking idea what Spanx was before I saw this story.
    I think I just vomited in my mouth a little.

  35. 1moreidiotintheworld

    If Spanx can hold in that cellulite, they must be strong enough to keep her tied to the bed…… where she belongs.

  36. Eeeeeeeeek! Surely there should be laws against this kinda thing?

    It’s like putting a 700cc engine in a Ferrari, or being Kim Kardashian – ie selling sex on the outside but being utterly crap underneath.

  37. GG1000

    That kind of dress shows every seam and fold underneath it, so your choice is Spanx, nothing at all or horrendous panty lines. Let’s give Eva a little credit for making the best of those choices – considering what some of the women on this site end up flashing, I really think Spanx are the best option!

  38. a stylist

    I hate to tell you people this but most celebrity ladies wear these things under their dresses ESPECIALLY to things like the Oscars etc… It smooths out the figure so that any tight frock will look flawless. It doesnt matter if youre small or not.

  39. Valentine

    She should get a refund.

  40. Good girl: not another crotch shot here. Move along.

  41. kelley

    Here’s a comment … the words “every day” should be two words if NOT used as an adjective … learn the bloody English language !!

  42. kelley

    to 28. Camera’s ??? Don’t you mean cameras ??? No apostrophe. Yanks can’t spell !!!

  43. Julie

    Eva looked amazing that night. She wore Sassybax not Spanx!
    Sassybax worked miracles for her. Way to squash pregnancy rumors Eva!

  44. mel

    she’s so skinny don’t need this things.. she probably just wanted to look hotter….

  45. missdk

    Oh well. I’m tiny and I’ve worn hosiery with slimming tops before. It helps a dress fit better.

    “When a female gets out of the car wearing a dress/skirt; she should cross her legs while getting out of the car to prevent flashing.”

    Are you retarded?

  46. mylene

    oh how we are greatful for kelley the grammar douche.

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