Eva Longoria flashed her Spanx outside of Beso last night. For those of you who don’t wear a pair everyday like The Geekologie Writer, from Wikipedia:
SPANX, Inc. is a U.S. company which mainly manufactures footless pantyhose and other undergarments for women, particularly “body shaping” undergarments designed to give the wearer a slim and shapely appearance. The company’s products are supposedly marketed to fit contemporary female lifestyles and fashion trends.
For those of you wondering what shape Eva Longoria would be if she didn’t wear Spanx, my money’s on rhombus. Or octagon. It’s a toss-up.
Photos: Pacific Coast News, INFdaily.com
ew | November 19, 2008 at 5:20 pm
yikes
jose pedroza | November 19, 2008 at 5:26 pm
she looks tore up as always she should get her money back from the spanx really she should get a gerto
jose pedroza | November 19, 2008 at 5:30 pm
looks really nasty like she always dose she should use a guarder underwear
Rough Daddy | November 19, 2008 at 5:38 pm
You call that a flash? The garment did a good job im not seeing any cottage cheese!
metrosexual | November 19, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Wayyyyyy too masculine for me
assgrabber | November 19, 2008 at 5:39 pm
That’s odd. When I flash my spanx, people call the cops.
OC Dee | November 19, 2008 at 5:40 pm
When a female gets out of the car wearing a dress/skirt; she should cross her legs while getting out of the car to prevent flashing.
Rough Daddy | November 19, 2008 at 5:45 pm
# 7 how do you get out of a car in the pretzel position?
lynzeee | November 19, 2008 at 5:50 pm
Because she isn’t flashing her Vagina, or wearing a bright pink thong you rag on her for it? Eva is hot!
CaptainCack | November 19, 2008 at 5:52 pm
OMGeeeeeeeeeee. That’s unfortunate. But really, so she wears spanx, so what? She’s still hot. This just makes her a little more normal. GG Eva.
veggi | November 19, 2008 at 5:59 pm
Actually that particular Spanx item is designed to prevent snags when crawling under a chain link fence during a border crossing. I wonder why Eva…oh.
supersex | November 19, 2008 at 6:14 pm
that’s one ugly ass bitch, if i had a dog with a face like that i’d shave it’s ass so you wouldn’t know if he’s coming or going.
beans anyone?
dork | November 19, 2008 at 6:19 pm
I’M BLINDED. Where’s the red star when you need it????
Randal | November 19, 2008 at 6:30 pm
A black shimmering dress creates a sparkle on an otherwise dark fabric. Its shine and glitz capture the eye, only to become drowned out by Eva’s radiant smile.
Love your show Eva! Keep it up, you’re an amazing actress.
Randal
Ted from LA | November 19, 2008 at 6:30 pm
Maybe she just pulled a hamstring.
Daz Wiley | November 19, 2008 at 6:48 pm
Wouldn’t you think she’d wear black under a black dress? Is that the only pair she has…..ugh!!
Daz Wiley | November 19, 2008 at 6:48 pm
Wouldn’t you think she’d wear black under a black dress? Is that the only pair she has…..ugh!!
Daz Wiley | November 19, 2008 at 6:48 pm
Wouldn’t you think she’d wear black under a black dress? Is that the only pair she has…..ugh!!
Daz Wiley | November 19, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Wouldn’t you think she’d wear black under a black dress? Is that the only pair she has….Ugh!!!
Daz Wiley | November 19, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Wouldn’t you think she’d wear black under a black dress? Is that the only pair she has….Ugh!!!
Daz Wiley | November 19, 2008 at 6:51 pm
Wouldn’t you think she’d wear black under a black dress? Is that the only pair she has….Ugh!!!
Sport | November 19, 2008 at 6:54 pm
Get a new PC Daz, yours is fucked up.
George Lucas | November 19, 2008 at 6:56 pm
I’d stain Eva’s Spanx and so would every boy & man in here given the opportunity
John Tate | November 19, 2008 at 7:24 pm
Lindsay ‘s spanx: http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/06/02/2008-06-02_lindsay_lohan_flashes_her_spanx_at_the_m.html
Evan Faine | November 19, 2008 at 7:33 pm
This midget has some funny lookin’ knees.
me | November 19, 2008 at 7:40 pm
It’s probably so that she doesn’t have VPL in that beautiful black dress. For those dorks that don’t know what VPL is – I am truly sorry.
eva | November 19, 2008 at 7:51 pm
MORE – http://www.eva-longoria.net.ru/
mink | November 19, 2008 at 8:19 pm
I’d wear Spanx too if camera’s were flashing up my skirt every time I went out
mink | November 19, 2008 at 8:20 pm
**cameras
Dr. Phil | November 19, 2008 at 10:03 pm
“I’d stain Eva’s Spanx and so would every boy & man in here given the opportunity”
Actually, secure men know that different guys prefer different types and looks in women – blondes, brunettes, slender, curvy, breathing, etc.
Don’t be so insecure. You think she’s hot. Good for you. Be proud of your preference even if not many men share it. It’s guys like you who give hope to all the girls who try really hard to be hot, but fall short.
F-Obama | November 19, 2008 at 10:46 pm
Thanks, I just threw up
IKE | November 19, 2008 at 11:48 pm
Because You’re Ugly.
George Lucas | November 20, 2008 at 12:32 am
Dr. Phil is obviously a fag and I’m secure with that.
Rebecca of the Glowing Screen | November 20, 2008 at 2:19 am
I’ll take Spanx over vagina overhang any day!
When I saw this I didn’t care if they might be “control tops”… I was just so happy that someone learned something from the mistakes of Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton.
Eva Longoria, you’re classy in my books. (thumbsup) Way to not show the world your cooch.
packinwood | November 20, 2008 at 2:36 am
Thanks for the show grandma Fatty McFatterson.
Kevincy Q | November 20, 2008 at 5:21 am
Really nice girl!!
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Astrid | November 20, 2008 at 6:06 am
Had no fucking idea what Spanx was before I saw this story.
I think I just vomited in my mouth a little.
1moreidiotintheworld | November 20, 2008 at 6:29 am
If Spanx can hold in that cellulite, they must be strong enough to keep her tied to the bed…… where she belongs.
AmberDextrose | November 20, 2008 at 7:28 am
Eeeeeeeeek! Surely there should be laws against this kinda thing?
It’s like putting a 700cc engine in a Ferrari, or being Kim Kardashian – ie selling sex on the outside but being utterly crap underneath.
GG1000 | November 20, 2008 at 9:09 am
That kind of dress shows every seam and fold underneath it, so your choice is Spanx, nothing at all or horrendous panty lines. Let’s give Eva a little credit for making the best of those choices – considering what some of the women on this site end up flashing, I really think Spanx are the best option!
a stylist | November 20, 2008 at 10:31 am
I hate to tell you people this but most celebrity ladies wear these things under their dresses ESPECIALLY to things like the Oscars etc… It smooths out the figure so that any tight frock will look flawless. It doesnt matter if youre small or not.
Valentine | November 20, 2008 at 11:07 am
She should get a refund.
Giggles | November 20, 2008 at 11:59 am
Good girl: not another crotch shot here. Move along.
kelley | November 20, 2008 at 12:25 pm
Here’s a comment … the words “every day” should be two words if NOT used as an adjective … learn the bloody English language !!
kelley | November 20, 2008 at 12:27 pm
to 28. Camera’s ??? Don’t you mean cameras ??? No apostrophe. Yanks can’t spell !!!
Julie | November 20, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Eva looked amazing that night. She wore Sassybax not Spanx!
Sassybax worked miracles for her. Way to squash pregnancy rumors Eva!
mel | November 20, 2008 at 7:30 pm
she’s so skinny don’t need this things.. she probably just wanted to look hotter….
missdk | November 23, 2008 at 10:37 pm
Oh well. I’m tiny and I’ve worn hosiery with slimming tops before. It helps a dress fit better.
“When a female gets out of the car wearing a dress/skirt; she should cross her legs while getting out of the car to prevent flashing.”
Are you retarded?
mylene | November 24, 2008 at 12:09 am
oh how we are greatful for kelley the grammar douche.