Eva Longoria makes stuff look hot

February 7th, 2008 // 110 Comments

Here’s Eva Longoria unveiling the 2008 athletic collection for Bebe Sports. It looks like to impress her, and eventually touch her naughty parts, I’ll have to mountain bike down to the beach. Then ride a motorcycle while surfing. Man, again? Can’t I fall for a woman that’s into, I dunno, questionably-free strip club chicken wings? Or pretending to be asleep when the opposite sex is talking. You know, stuff I’m passionate about.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin
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  1. simple sponge

    i like how her legs are different siZes in different pictures. neato. i want to be photoshopped too

  2. Tapeworm

    Photoshop is great. It can turn a burrito into a starlet.

  3. Bobeyo

    Thank God, someone killed “Binky”.

  4. Anal Fistula

    #16 and #39 spoke the truth.

    I don’t know why the american populace finds this pocket latina to be so hot. Moreover, I guarantee you that she’s the annoyingly overbearing type. Poor Tony Parker…just imagine all the hot NBA groupie ass he’s passing up for this troglodyte

  5. GUT THIS WHORE ALREADY

    re:jane

    i hope you’re being sarcastic. clearly you haven’t seen the picture below if you are serious. i’m sure your ordinary ass could look just as extraordinary if you had a photo retouch team, a lighting team and a stylist.

    http://www.aolcdn.com/aolr/no-makeup-eva-longoria-400a050307.jpg

  6. commish

    So is her right thigh really five to six inches larger in circumference than her left thigh?

  7. JESSE

    This is fantastic. Everyone seems to think these pics are insanely photoshopped. Might I reference http://thesuperficial.com/2007/09/eva_longoria_wears_bikini_almo.php?

    Whether these pics are photoshopped or not, this woman has a smokin’ body. She’s definitely hotter than any girl ANY of us would have anything NEAR a chance of getting with.

    I guess it’s nice to act like you’re a chooser and not a beggar though. It’s the internet, who knows the difference?

  8. JESSE

    This is fantastic. Everyone seems to think these pics are insanely photoshopped. Might I reference http://thesuperficial.com/2007/09/eva_longoria_wears_bikini_almo.php?

    Whether these pics are photoshopped or not, this woman has a smokin’ body. She’s definitely hotter than any girl ANY of us would have anything NEAR a chance of getting with.

    I guess it’s nice to act like you’re a chooser and not a beggar though. It’s the internet, who knows the difference?

  9. D. Richards (Slob.)

    #39. I don’t wear clothes; I harvest the skin from every single Grizzly bear I kill with my bare hands, and wear that.

  10. anonymous

    shoped or not, i still wanna marry her.

  11. #58 – I disagree. Chicks like her are a dime a dozen in NYC. She has a decent make up artist and a decent stylist, and isn’t a bowser, but smoking hot? I have to say no.

    ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::STAND:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

    …………………………………………………….I don’t…………………………………………………………….

    I DID IT AGAIN!!!!

  12. my comment

    I see better looking girls on the subway.

    She’s dull.

  13. anjhest

    So it’s photoshopped, big deal. Show me a magazine photo that ISN’T retouched and then we’ll have something to talk about.

    She looks awesome in these shots. My favorite is the last one, on the bicycle. But that’s more a reflection of the work of the photographer/art director, I guess.

  14. ZeeBrat

    #61 You’re right. She really does look like a lot of chicks in NYC.

    And isn’t she supposed to be selling these clothes to women? Whats with the ridiculously anorexic sucking in of the tummy side poses? Mission failed Eva Longoria.

  15. Hallery

    I want the silver swimsuit. I would look freaking awesome in it.
    Eva looks great. Photoshopped, yes, but still good.

  16. steve

    Yes, Eva, you look good in that swimsuit. But I see the bed isn’t made and the floor needs to be swept. I’ve had better service at other hotels.

  17. rumproast

    Gosh, I can’t wait to wear that getup to the Y. I have been looking for a sparkly wristlet for the gym. I need somewhere fancy to carry my goggles and noseplug. Finally I will shine!

  18. rumproast

    Gosh, I can’t wait to wear that getup to the Y. I have been looking for a sparkly wristlet for the gym. I need somewhere fancy to carry my goggles and noseplug. Finally I will shine!

  19. rumproast

    Gosh, I can’t wait to wear that getup to the Y. I have been looking for a sparkly wristlet for the gym. I need somewhere fancy to carry my goggles and noseplug. Finally I will shine!

  20. rumproast

    Gosh, I can’t wait to wear that getup to the Y. I have been looking for a sparkly wristlet for the gym. I need somewhere fancy to carry my goggles and noseplug. Finally I will shine!

  21. I was told she has a profile on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named (MillMatch.com ). I believe it’s totally a rumor since she has been busy with her daily stuff for so long. But who knows the truth?

  22. THREE CHEERS FOR AIRBRUSHING!!

    THE AIRBRUSHING SLIMMED HER A BIT HA!
    THE AIRBRUSHING SLIMMED HER A BIT HA!
    THE AIRBRUSHING SLIMMED HER A BIT HA!
    THE AIRBRUSHING SLIMMED HER A BIT HA!
    THE AIRBRUSHING SLIMMED HER A BIT HA!
    THE AIRBRUSHING SLIMMED HER A BIT HA!
    THE AIRBRUSHING SLIMMED HER A BIT HA!
    THE AIRBRUSHING SLIMMED HER A BIT HA!
    THE AIRBRUSHING SLIMMED HER A BIT HA!
    THE AIRBRUSHING SLIMMED HER A BIT HA!

  23. Ben Hur

    You don’t see below the knee because she’s stnading on a box.

  24. Ben Hur

    You don’t see below the knee because she’s standing on a box.

  25. Harry

    The fine art of airbrushing.

  26. Clooney sampled the wrong one.

  27. FFF

    I just made a mess. Sorry.

  28. All of her photos are heavily photoshopped, but who’s aren’t?

  29. misery bunny

    that lamborghini and surf board must be 2 ft. high.

  30. dude

    Her mustache, removed for the pics, is now feeding orphans in Cuba.

  31. sameshitdifferentyear

    That’s a Matchbox car.
    True story.
    She’s a spinner. Nice.

  32. Ted from LA

    These are beautiful paintings.

  33. gotmilk?

    58, those pictures hardly show anything. her body is covered in most of them with the ridiculous terrycloth gettup.

    anyway, what sport do you wear a sequined crop jacket and shorts so tight you could get a yeast infection within 5 minutes of putting them on?

  34. Fuckzilla

    Hey here’s and idea. Take some of your cash and buy some fucking tits already.

  35. lamb

    If you actually look at her face, she’s kind of ugly. Very ugly in pictures 2 & 3.

  36. the reality is

    #57

    i have a couple friends that work in the industry, one of which is a photographer, and they confirmed that all photos are retouched to some degree. even with higher end models. first of all, no one is perfect and shit happens, like pimples, stretch marks. some of the retouching they do isn’t to make a “bad” thing look good but to make a “good thing” look better.

    i’m not arguing that eva has a bad body. she’s in shape but clearly if you saw her without makeup and a stylist you’d club her with a stick.

  37. Tiffany

    Seriously who dresses like this to go to the gym…she looks like the only working out she is prepared to do is on a street corner. Bebe is gross!

  38. gcvgh

    umm…NO

  39. gcvgh

    umm….NO

  40. kkeaton

    blah blah

  41. Posh918

    Its definitely photoshopped, but even without photoshop shes still very pretty. Im Certain she looks Alot better than all the jealous hoes saying shes ugly. On what planet is she ugly?????!!!!! Probably on Jealous Hoe Planet. jiji. Ive seen her in person , at a club down here in Miami. Shes Really short and Very bitchy, and might be ugly on the inside, but you gotta admit she looks good on the outside.

  42. Eva Longoria is hotter than your girlfriend

    Latin women are the hottest on the plannet! Everyone knows that and those who dont are Indenial. Dont hate congratulate

  43. Popcorn

    I think a lot of you need to watch that photoshop fantasy video again.. you know the one where they take an obese girl and make her look like a supermodel with photoshop. Just takes a few minutes…fat arms become thin, boobs become perfect C-cups, skin becomes flawless etc. Eva doesn’t look like those pics thats for sure.

  44. kitty_kat

    I used to think she was so pretty… but then I saw a picture of her without any makeup on. Ah, the magic of makeup and airbrushing.

  45. kaya

    Eva is fit, no doubt about it, but I’ve seen lots of pics of her in bikinis on this site and her body doesn’t look this long and curvy, ever. She has a thick waist and small hips, no indent at the waist, but this pics have been Photoshopped to make her look like she has a feminine waist. These are so fake.

  46. Narcissist

    She doesn’t look like Eva Longoria. She looks okay, though. I like the bicycle on the shoulder pic.

    Remember these?…

    Eva Longoria is a lawn gnome
    http://thesuperficial.com/2007/03/eva_longoria_is_a_lawn_gnome.php

    Your nightmares live…
    http://www.tmz.com/photos/eva-longoria-without-makeup/16367/

  47. ThatsWellPlastic

    What the hell is she doing on that road bike? someone give the bitch a bmx if shes into flatland.

  48. Tim

    The Photoshop is everywhere!

  49. jeson

    she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined an online service
    SugarMommaMatch.c it is a site for men to date sexy women or rich women date cute men.. spoil and support
    them. what a f slur..

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