Here’s Eva Longoria unveiling the 2008 athletic collection for Bebe Sports. It looks like to impress her, and eventually touch her naughty parts, I’ll have to mountain bike down to the beach. Then ride a motorcycle while surfing. Man, again? Can’t I fall for a woman that’s into, I dunno, questionably-free strip club chicken wings? Or pretending to be asleep when the opposite sex is talking. You know, stuff I’m passionate about.
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michelle | February 8, 2008 at 12:07 am
she has to have babies soooontimes…
ezz | February 8, 2008 at 12:07 am
her boobies must have been enlarged tenfold
Cate | February 8, 2008 at 12:10 am
I fucking LOVE Bebe sport.
augustina | February 8, 2008 at 12:12 am
FIRST!!!
michelle | February 8, 2008 at 12:14 am
she has to have babies soooontimes…
JANE | February 8, 2008 at 12:22 am
WOW she looks amaaaaaaaaazing ! I normally don’t care for her that much but if I didn’t know her I would think she’s 20 years old. She looks smokin hot !
Richard McBeef | February 8, 2008 at 12:25 am
I smell a queef
cooper | February 8, 2008 at 12:26 am
She’s no. 1. I love her. she’s hot. BTW, did you guys see her profile on ‘Rich kiss. com’? There’re more hot pics of her. She’s very popular there.
OMG!!! | February 8, 2008 at 12:29 am
n i wuz lyke ‘ur a total bytch’ n she wuz lyke ‘u da bytch u slutty hoebag’ n i wuz lyke ‘fuc u, ur bf is a muthafucca n he dun lyke u so shut da fuc up bytch’ n she wox away cuz she aint got nuttin 2 say 2 me! she a hoe wit no comebax!
cooper | February 8, 2008 at 12:35 am
She’s no. 1. I love her. she’s hot. BTW, did you guys see her profile on ‘Rich kiss. com’? There’re more hot pics of her. She’s very popular there.
Saviana | February 8, 2008 at 12:39 am
Nice photoshop work, Bebe sport.
gits | February 8, 2008 at 12:39 am
They did a great job spackling her moustache.
Robin Claire | February 8, 2008 at 12:40 am
dayuuumm. photoshop ftw.
Binky | February 8, 2008 at 1:06 am
BinkY : Since when does this ‘Fish’ guy update this late ?
No time to contact the scab writers.
Hummm… She’s a pygmy and 9/11 was an inside job.
Cliff Notes : The truth will always get you a few laughs Bink.
Lindsay | February 8, 2008 at 1:18 am
Great body, but her face looks ROUGH. I’m sure her bod (though amazing) is photoshopped pretty heavily though.
maddMike | February 8, 2008 at 1:23 am
How many hours (maybe days) of airbrushing and photoshop did it take to make this beast look like this??? Have you seen this land gnome without makeup on?? Holy christ she looks nasty! Big props to the makeup people at BEBE. You managed to turn this yard ape into a babe. lol….this is why I never trust pictures. Too many tricks can be used to make the ugliest people look good. scary!!!
Binky | February 8, 2008 at 1:25 am
Great point Lindsay.
It really depresses me what they can do with photoshop today.
Talk about Trickery.
(Uuuummm any comments on 9/11 ? Inside job?)
Binky | February 8, 2008 at 1:27 am
You 2 Mike.
lotta vagina | February 8, 2008 at 1:28 am
how come when I google “ROFLMAONKOTB” I get If I was A Millionaire dot com which appears to biting off this site. ?
Binky | February 8, 2008 at 1:30 am
Try not to worry about it.
Move on with your life.
D. Richards | February 8, 2008 at 1:34 am
I’d take the Lamborghini over Eva Longoria any day. Sure sex would be fun with Eva for about ten minutes but once you gain access to the pussy, you’d have to spend every single existing minute of your life with her, talking about feelings.
Honestly, I’d rather die in a fiery car crash than regressing in to some elderly child with nothing left in life but a digestive tract and some woman that hates his senile guts. Am I wrong? No, I don’t think so!
Binky | February 8, 2008 at 1:38 am
D.
Inside job ?
kati | February 8, 2008 at 1:40 am
good God those are the most photoshopped pictures i’ve ever seen
Binky | February 8, 2008 at 1:43 am
D – I thought you’d be here….
Good point Kati. What about the 9/11 thing ?
Binky | February 8, 2008 at 1:53 am
Binky : Well it looks like ‘D Richards (coward)’ has completely caved.
But Kati #23 – do you sun bathe topless or anything like that ?
Cliff Notes : You’re basically an asshole Binky.
Binky : No comment.
Chelsey | February 8, 2008 at 2:18 am
I don’t think they shooped her body too much, she’s pretty fit. Probably wearing chicken cutlets too, those are a lot easier to deal with than Photoshopping her breasts to look larger.
Have definitely photoshop’d the shit out of her face. Someone’s been using their clone stamp and blur too, I see.
Binky | February 8, 2008 at 2:25 am
So Chelsey – any comments on 9/11 ?
shopped * I guess..
Binky | February 8, 2008 at 2:31 am
( I’m here to drill —-awkward)
Binky | February 8, 2008 at 2:49 am
Well ok. #28.
In retrospect. Not really sure what -
” ( I’m here to drill —-awkward) ” actually meant.
{I think I may have finally been channeling herbiefrog}
It’s probably some sort of Scientology message that I’ll have to check with Tom.
Or else a Kilkenny 4. Whatever.
Who are you to judge me ?
9/11 was an inside job.
Gertrude | February 8, 2008 at 3:36 am
Oh my, THANKS PHOTOSHOP!!!
Don’t you think?
Binky | February 8, 2008 at 3:42 am
Yeah Right, Gertie.
Any comments on 9/11 ? Or are you another shill ?
RENEE... | February 8, 2008 at 3:44 am
Wow, photoshop, I mean Eva, looks good. Too bad I’ve never seen her look this good in real life. Well, her body that is. Her face doesn’t look that good here; kind of old and manly. This must have forgotten to photoshop the face.
Binky | February 8, 2008 at 3:48 am
# 32 Gr8 incite # 32.
Got any incite on 9/11 ?
Or are you a shill as well ?
Rachel | February 8, 2008 at 3:50 am
Photoshop
Binky | February 8, 2008 at 3:51 am
# 34
Inside job ?
Binky | February 8, 2008 at 4:07 am
Cliff Notes :They’ve all bailed. You’re a dink Bink.
Public at LARGE : Thank God..
Binky : Anyone have any popcorn ? No trans fat…
Nique | February 8, 2008 at 5:30 am
Never seen THAT much PHOTOSHOP on a signle piture….
Hope u dont believe its real!
Nique | February 8, 2008 at 5:30 am
Never seen THAT much PHOTOSHOP on a signle piture….
Hope u dont believe its real!
woodhorse | February 8, 2008 at 6:27 am
Those are “excercise” clothing if your “excercise” is to shop at the Mall. Some of it would be usable if you cut the sleeves off but who needs glitter on their sweat gear?
And her. She’s a rat faced midget and it would be way more interesting to see D.Richards in a fiery Lamborghini. It would even be more interesting to see D. Richards wearing those ridiculous clothes than her.
woodhorse | February 8, 2008 at 7:26 am
I hope they do another remake of Wizard of Oz because she is totally the Lollipop Kid.
pucky | February 8, 2008 at 7:34 am
Why is her leg glowing?
And has anyone else ever noticed she looks like that animated mouse named Fievel?
FromOutOfNoWhere | February 8, 2008 at 7:43 am
Somebody has some serious photoshop talent. Perhaps they used Gimp instead. She doesn’t look that good body wise without a lot of touch up. This is serious art gallery material here.
WhoCares | February 8, 2008 at 7:48 am
What the hell, she has the same fucking look on her face in every picture. The der look at me i’m trying to make a sexy face look….
yukadoozer | February 8, 2008 at 8:03 am
Fine. Still don’t like her-baby oil and all.
HughJorgan | February 8, 2008 at 8:23 am
How the fuck are her 15 minutes not up yet?
DB | February 8, 2008 at 8:46 am
I want to lick her mustache.
RichPort | February 8, 2008 at 9:11 am
…………………………………………………Eva Langoria…………………………………………………….
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::rated::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
Get it??? Do you see what I just did??? I put her name “over” the word “rated”, thus implying she is overrated! HA! The wit!!! The indelible humor!!! The originality! MY SIDES!!!! MY SIDES!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…
Seriously, I got nothing…
JimmyBachaFungool | February 8, 2008 at 9:13 am
I’m in the mood for Mexican.
Racer X | February 8, 2008 at 9:16 am
OVERRATED!
woodhorse | February 8, 2008 at 9:24 am
@47 Nothing? That’s probably the best post under this photo. Bad choice of topic, Fish. Now wake up and give us something.