i also hope someone mugs them. who goes on powerwalks with their 20 carat diamond rings?
i love how they probably broke a sweat drop and had to go buy all that Fiji water. what a bunch of losers.
Are these her sorority sisters from college or something? What the garfunkel? (hot new catch phrase in Hollywood)
FUCK! I’m drawing a total blank!
When I close my eyes I STILL see Kristen Dunst’s FUCKIN WHITE ASS floating around like so much flotsam!
Thanks superficial….she’s right in there now next to Cisco’s Kooky Circus Package & Brits al la Rodney King Snatch!
Maybe somthing will come to me…(other than coffee-flavored bile)
Celebrities are so tired of us being so involved in their lives that now they are going to start spying on us.
@21 — I’m with you. There’s about $1200 of sunglasses in that first picture. Anyone ever heard of sunglasses made for SPORTS?
She’s leading the Desperate Housewives March.
Is it possible in the realm of known physics for that seam in her pants to be pulled any higher and tighter in her twat???
you’re so dumb jesseeeca, or whatever you name is.
that’s the healthiest ass that’s been featured on this site for a long time, if not ever.
fish, it’s “healthier,” not “more healthy.”
i only get pissed because, if you cry wolf on eating disorders, it only becomes more difficult to get the message across to real cases.
you wanna know who’s got the ED? it’s the far-left girl in pic 5. whenever you see knobby knees and flaccid arms with a large WHR, it’s probably an ED.
though, i guess you’ll say you were “kidding.” so, to pre-empt that, i’ll say that it wasn’t even close to funny.
me thinks i’ve spotted some cellulite in the “wedgie” pic.
A grandma? Nobody looks more than 35 in that photo.
#9 – having some inadequacy issues?
The girl on the far left looks awkward because the older woman next to her has talked her into her first lesbian relationship. She’s feeling very confused and vulnerable. I just want to hold her and reassure her that everything will be ok, that everybody goes through an difficult sexual awakening phase while growing up. And then finger her for a little bit while pretending that nothing unusual is going on, just a little bit, in the range of it-was-no-big-deal-so-I-didn’t-say-anything. I’m pretty sure she wouldn’t tell.
Seeing Eva Longoria’s chest reminds me that I have to go iron some clothes.
awww. you’re just sad cuz your chest is a ticking timebomb, and when hers are still perky and attached, your elephantitits are gonna be dragging on the ground.
better buy out soon, lisad. 1971 makes you OLD.
The sight of Evan brings many thoughts to my mind…Why do Mexican women have 5 kids in one small foldable material stroller and how does one not fall out undetected and get left behind? When playing peek-a-boo, do Mexicans just stand in front of the stroller and then pull out a stool when they want to reappear? I’ve always wondered that. And why is it that two Mexican best friends can enter a bar in unison yet end up rolling out the bar door at the end of the night in a tight ball of dust pummeling each other death? Did alchohol make them forget that they knew each other and came in together? I need answers
is eva even mexican? i could have sworn she was american.
you’re a weirdo, dude. but you wouldn’t be on this site if you were at the top of the food chain, so stop trying to act like you are. it gives non-mexicans a bad name.
#39 I take it you must be one of those too that roll out in a dust ball?
no. i’m not even mexican. which is why i don’t want you in my boat.
but i can see how the “ball of dust” thing was supposed to be funny. next time you try to appeal to our imaginative capacities, maybe a metaphor that actually means something would help. i’ve never seen balls of dust rolling anywhere. they kind of just waft to and fro in the breeze.
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