Eva Longoria kind of works out

March 6th, 2007 // 76 Comments
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Comments (76)

  1. N'Arianne | March 6, 2007 at 8:44 am

    First!

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  2. karelou | March 6, 2007 at 8:46 am

    shit, i would have been frist but i had to register

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  3. -Stormy. | March 6, 2007 at 8:46 am

    Now that’s more like it. After Dunst and Stone, I was beginning to feel rather ill.

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  4. N'Arianne | March 6, 2007 at 8:47 am

    There are some weird celeb work outs now…Kate Beckinsale jumping around in a bush or something…and now this. I wonder if gossiping and spying on others burns a lot of calories. If so everyone on the superficial must be really fit.
    Esp. those who bother to be “First!” bet they’re all especially fine.
    I just like complementing myself. I’m hot. You’re not. Get over it. :P

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  5. javafinch | March 6, 2007 at 8:50 am

    Uh, 50-year-old woman? How do you figure? None of them look 50 – I see one that looks older – probably around Eva’s age?

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  6. Gargamel | March 6, 2007 at 8:50 am

    Maybe they’re her bodyguards, dark glasses and all….

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  7. shanonorato | March 6, 2007 at 8:52 am

    that’s one nasty wedgie going on there

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  8. jrzmommy | March 6, 2007 at 8:52 am

    She thought she saw a “Free Moustache Waxing” sign.

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  9. NipsyHustle | March 6, 2007 at 8:56 am

    #7

    that wedgie is due to having a black man jackhammering her holes every night with his monster cock.

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  10. murmurzz | March 6, 2007 at 8:58 am

    Hot damn – I don’t think even a crowbar could pry those pants out of her ass. Eek!

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  11. Hecubus | March 6, 2007 at 9:00 am

    They’re the new Manson women, they’re just scoping out the scene for when they break in later and go on a bloodthirsty rampage.

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  12. 86 | March 6, 2007 at 9:01 am

    Cute butt, but it looks like her buttcheeks are angry at one another and have stopped speaking.

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  13. RichPort | March 6, 2007 at 9:03 am

    So thaaaaat’s what happened to my gardening crew…

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  14. leezastudio | March 6, 2007 at 9:05 am

    she must have a lot of cottage cheese formenting in her clap trap, it needs to breathe! let it breathe!!!

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  15. Stink | March 6, 2007 at 9:06 am

    Heh. Eva’s pants are so tight around her ass they shine.

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  16. xeurohottiex | March 6, 2007 at 9:11 am

    she is so flat she looks like a boy

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  17. itspat | March 6, 2007 at 9:12 am

    the wedgie picture is priceless – she’s staring at the “No Dogs Allowed” sign and thinking she can’t go in the park.

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  18. JungleRed | March 6, 2007 at 9:14 am

    Smurfette keeps standing on ledges to make herself look as tall as the others. That gaggle of hens keeps looking in every direction except where they’re going, it’s a wonder they don’t run right off a cliff.

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  19. SugarHigh | March 6, 2007 at 9:14 am

    I think, if I’m not mistaken, those are lulu-lemon pants (or something close) they get that shine if you get them too tight… they DO, do wonders for your ass.

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  20. jesseeca | March 6, 2007 at 9:15 am

    now even more of a reason to find her annoying. her normal workout is probably putting her finger down her throat.

    who “works out” and then poses for pictures at a scenic outlook?

    and find some pants that fit.

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  21. jesseeca | March 6, 2007 at 9:18 am

    i also hope someone mugs them. who goes on powerwalks with their 20 carat diamond rings?

    i love how they probably broke a sweat drop and had to go buy all that Fiji water. what a bunch of losers.

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  22. DrunkBlogger | March 6, 2007 at 9:31 am

    Are these her sorority sisters from college or something? What the garfunkel? (hot new catch phrase in Hollywood)

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  23. brujeriadiosa | March 6, 2007 at 9:48 am

    FUCK! I’m drawing a total blank!

    When I close my eyes I STILL see Kristen Dunst’s FUCKIN WHITE ASS floating around like so much flotsam!

    Thanks superficial….she’s right in there now next to Cisco’s Kooky Circus Package & Brits al la Rodney King Snatch!

    Maybe somthing will come to me…(other than coffee-flavored bile)

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  24. Niecy | March 6, 2007 at 9:49 am

    Celebrities are so tired of us being so involved in their lives that now they are going to start spying on us.

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  25. lookma_nohans | March 6, 2007 at 9:50 am

    @21 — I’m with you. There’s about $1200 of sunglasses in that first picture. Anyone ever heard of sunglasses made for SPORTS?

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  26. Tits_McGhee | March 6, 2007 at 9:59 am

    She’s leading the Desperate Housewives March.

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  27. HollyJ | March 6, 2007 at 10:05 am

    Is it possible in the realm of known physics for that seam in her pants to be pulled any higher and tighter in her twat???

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  28. schack | March 6, 2007 at 10:05 am

    you’re so dumb jesseeeca, or whatever you name is.

    that’s the healthiest ass that’s been featured on this site for a long time, if not ever.

    fish, it’s “healthier,” not “more healthy.”

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  29. schack | March 6, 2007 at 10:10 am

    i only get pissed because, if you cry wolf on eating disorders, it only becomes more difficult to get the message across to real cases.

    you wanna know who’s got the ED? it’s the far-left girl in pic 5. whenever you see knobby knees and flaccid arms with a large WHR, it’s probably an ED.

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  30. schack | March 6, 2007 at 10:11 am

    though, i guess you’ll say you were “kidding.” so, to pre-empt that, i’ll say that it wasn’t even close to funny.

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  31. crestlin | March 6, 2007 at 10:15 am

    me thinks i’ve spotted some cellulite in the “wedgie” pic.

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  32. Topaz Vamp | March 6, 2007 at 10:18 am

    A grandma? Nobody looks more than 35 in that photo.

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  33. spamfighter | March 6, 2007 at 10:21 am

    #9 – having some inadequacy issues?

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  34. mr right | March 6, 2007 at 10:21 am

    The girl on the far left looks awkward because the older woman next to her has talked her into her first lesbian relationship. She’s feeling very confused and vulnerable. I just want to hold her and reassure her that everything will be ok, that everybody goes through an difficult sexual awakening phase while growing up. And then finger her for a little bit while pretending that nothing unusual is going on, just a little bit, in the range of it-was-no-big-deal-so-I-didn’t-say-anything. I’m pretty sure she wouldn’t tell.

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  35. lisad71 | March 6, 2007 at 10:44 am

    Seeing Eva Longoria’s chest reminds me that I have to go iron some clothes.

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  36. schack | March 6, 2007 at 10:47 am

    awww. you’re just sad cuz your chest is a ticking timebomb, and when hers are still perky and attached, your elephantitits are gonna be dragging on the ground.

    better buy out soon, lisad. 1971 makes you OLD.

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  37. llllllllll | March 6, 2007 at 10:50 am

    The sight of Evan brings many thoughts to my mind…Why do Mexican women have 5 kids in one small foldable material stroller and how does one not fall out undetected and get left behind? When playing peek-a-boo, do Mexicans just stand in front of the stroller and then pull out a stool when they want to reappear? I’ve always wondered that. And why is it that two Mexican best friends can enter a bar in unison yet end up rolling out the bar door at the end of the night in a tight ball of dust pummeling each other death? Did alchohol make them forget that they knew each other and came in together? I need answers

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  38. schack | March 6, 2007 at 11:07 am

    is eva even mexican? i could have sworn she was american.

    you’re a weirdo, dude. but you wouldn’t be on this site if you were at the top of the food chain, so stop trying to act like you are. it gives non-mexicans a bad name.

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  39. llllllllll | March 6, 2007 at 11:09 am

    #39 I take it you must be one of those too that roll out in a dust ball?

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  40. schack | March 6, 2007 at 11:11 am

    no. i’m not even mexican. which is why i don’t want you in my boat.

    but i can see how the “ball of dust” thing was supposed to be funny. next time you try to appeal to our imaginative capacities, maybe a metaphor that actually means something would help. i’ve never seen balls of dust rolling anywhere. they kind of just waft to and fro in the breeze.

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  41. schack | March 6, 2007 at 11:12 am

    and it’s not a ball anyway. it’s a bunny.

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  42. Haroof | March 6, 2007 at 11:15 am

    I would absolutely pound that ass into oblivion.

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  43. llllllllll | March 6, 2007 at 11:21 am

    bunny, ball, tortilla, which ever you prefer to call it. Hey here’s one for you, what do you call two Mexican basketball players? Juan on Juan.

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  44. schack | March 6, 2007 at 11:26 am

    wow, that’s ALMOST as funny as carlos mencia, which is saying A LOT, jerkoff.

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  45. Ted...From LA | March 6, 2007 at 11:36 am

    It must be torture running with this midget. Have you ever seen her run on that lame show? She takes about 8 steps to every one a typical person would take.

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  46. Thomas the Wrapper | March 6, 2007 at 11:39 am

    What a relief, after the scary Skeletor Stone pics. Eva looks fantastic.

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  47. llllllllll | March 6, 2007 at 11:41 am

    Bunny you called me a jerkoff HAHAHAHA !!!!!!! Orale wei

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  48. jesseeca | March 6, 2007 at 11:47 am

    schack, i wasn’t kiddding and i could give a rat’s ass about crying wolf involving eating disorders. this isn’t a noteworthy news source, therefore, i can say whatever the fuck i want. thanks!

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  49. schack | March 6, 2007 at 11:50 am

    yes, you can say whatever you want, honey. whatever the FUCK you want.

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  50. Alex Keene | March 6, 2007 at 11:58 am

    I want to bite her ass so hard

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