shit, i would have been frist but i had to register
Now that’s more like it. After Dunst and Stone, I was beginning to feel rather ill.
There are some weird celeb work outs now…Kate Beckinsale jumping around in a bush or something…and now this. I wonder if gossiping and spying on others burns a lot of calories. If so everyone on the superficial must be really fit.
Esp. those who bother to be “First!” bet they’re all especially fine.
I just like complementing myself. I’m hot. You’re not. Get over it. :P
Uh, 50-year-old woman? How do you figure? None of them look 50 – I see one that looks older – probably around Eva’s age?
Maybe they’re her bodyguards, dark glasses and all….
that’s one nasty wedgie going on there
She thought she saw a “Free Moustache Waxing” sign.
that wedgie is due to having a black man jackhammering her holes every night with his monster cock.
Hot damn – I don’t think even a crowbar could pry those pants out of her ass. Eek!
They’re the new Manson women, they’re just scoping out the scene for when they break in later and go on a bloodthirsty rampage.
Cute butt, but it looks like her buttcheeks are angry at one another and have stopped speaking.
So thaaaaat’s what happened to my gardening crew…
she must have a lot of cottage cheese formenting in her clap trap, it needs to breathe! let it breathe!!!
Heh. Eva’s pants are so tight around her ass they shine.
she is so flat she looks like a boy
the wedgie picture is priceless – she’s staring at the “No Dogs Allowed” sign and thinking she can’t go in the park.
Smurfette keeps standing on ledges to make herself look as tall as the others. That gaggle of hens keeps looking in every direction except where they’re going, it’s a wonder they don’t run right off a cliff.
I think, if I’m not mistaken, those are lulu-lemon pants (or something close) they get that shine if you get them too tight… they DO, do wonders for your ass.
now even more of a reason to find her annoying. her normal workout is probably putting her finger down her throat.
who “works out” and then poses for pictures at a scenic outlook?
and find some pants that fit.
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