Eva Longoria showed her support for the Writers Guild of America protestors on the set of Desperate Housewives yesterday. Julia Louis Dreyfus happened to be there as well. The two shared a little hug, and, whoa, hold on a second, I thought this was a picket line. Not my deepest, darkest fantasy come to life in excruciating detail. Eva Longoria? Julia Louis Dreyfus? A union strike? If a white van stocked full of Domino’s pizza shows up, I’m going to be officially freaked out. Wait, what is- NO WAY! That is unbelievable. David Copperfield, did you do this? No, it couldn’t be. Not enough rape. Criss Angel, maybe? Nope, not enough doucheyness. Superman? Lee Majors? That little kid with the glasses from Jerry Maguire? Someone toss me a hint.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
cactusman | November 7, 2007 at 6:47 pm
SEND THE MEXICANS BACK! Send those illegal, fat, smelly, padre- OHHH wait what? It’s not a Mexican deelio protest? Well in that case, yyaaaaayyy! Go Eva! Go WGA!
cactusman | November 7, 2007 at 6:49 pm
Any day I prevent a vagina from going FIRST is a day I can hit my Mexican maid and feel happy. Oh wait that’s every day. Never mind!
cactusman | November 7, 2007 at 6:51 pm
3 for 3! Penis! Now I can go.
The Beer Baron | November 7, 2007 at 6:52 pm
She must have seen Leno giving out donuts yesterday. She quickly devised a nefarious pizza plan to get her “orange on a toothpick” body some fast publicity. I can’t wait to see what’s next tomorrow…Robert Downey and Tom Sizemore driving in from San Bernadino with a pickup truck full of coke and tranny hookers.
* MISS UNIVERSE | November 7, 2007 at 6:59 pm
That royal blue silk blouse is to die for. She looks fabulous
Evaisadumbslut | November 7, 2007 at 7:00 pm
Eva Longoria is a dumb slut. I can’t think of any “celebrity” I who I want to harm more than her.
WTF? | November 7, 2007 at 7:02 pm
The only thing she can “Picket” is the underwear out of her husband’s ass since that’s the highest she can reach.
I bet blow-jobs are a sinch!
Harry | November 7, 2007 at 7:07 pm
She’s just making up for some stupid comment she made on talk radio about how she was glad a strike was coming because she needed some downtime. This was right up there with her pre-Katrina “no little rain storm is gonna stop me from having fun” remark for narcissistic cluelessness. Her press people probably broke the speed limit getting her out there with some food so the cameras could catch her being a “good guy”.
FRIST!!! | November 7, 2007 at 7:11 pm
She’s such a little geek. I think I just hate her because I hated her character when she was on Y&R.
Does that make me a racist?
Eva | November 7, 2007 at 7:14 pm
#6
Let me guess, you’re a girl….and you’re…jealous???
ollietofaceplant | November 7, 2007 at 7:16 pm
Fuck the wga, fuck the overstuffed assholes who do nothing but write barely passable dreck, and call themselves creative. fuck their paychecks, and fuck what theyre doing to the people who support the production process. The other half of the story you call yours, is the ACTUAL creative end..the end that you fuck squarely in the ass, and spit upon. Without us, Its just bad radio assholes.
T | November 7, 2007 at 7:22 pm
Damn, Eva needs to straighten up that grill.
Question | November 7, 2007 at 7:28 pm
Why are these asshats on strike in the first place. They say it’s cause they want more money from Internet sales. Why can’t they just get a fucking paycheck like everyone else.
Assholes.
Anyone who strikes is an asshole.
Anyone who’s in a union is an asshole for that matter.
Fuck em all.
The Beer Baron | November 7, 2007 at 7:29 pm
Check out the black guy in the background. Total photo-op token black guy they pulled into the shot to make it “seem” like there’s not just whites in the WGA. And do I spy him giving the “Seig heil” hand signal in the other pic?!? Julia Louis-Dreyfuss and her “Chosen” friends aren’t going to like that one bit!
life is a shithole | November 7, 2007 at 7:35 pm
Shouldn’t that midget be bringing them Taco Bell?
Jane | November 7, 2007 at 7:36 pm
If I had her money, I’d fix my bottom teeth (see pic 7).
Duffy; the diseased slut-whore slayer | November 7, 2007 at 7:38 pm
LOOK AT HER TEETH IN PIC #7. GROSS. Doesn’t she have mone for things like that.
natasha | November 7, 2007 at 7:39 pm
She was NOT supporting the writers. She was crossing the picket line to tape her show, then stopped and fake teared up for cameras.
duh | November 7, 2007 at 7:53 pm
Sweet Jesus, what the hell is wrong with her bottom teeth?!?!? She’s an evil little troll diva wench and I hope she gets hit by a bus. Twice.
steve | November 7, 2007 at 8:09 pm
GEEZ, LMAO!! You fish commenters are on your game today. I’m cracking up. All i originally intended to do was come down here to comment on her fucked up mexican lower teeth.
She’s about 4 ft tall, and WAY overrated. I know a thousand latinas sexier than her. They are so fun to bang.
dude | November 7, 2007 at 8:10 pm
Beer Baron, LMAO. You’re killing me. Good comments.
Pizza the Hut... | November 7, 2007 at 8:16 pm
It twas me who did all this wonder, super fish guy. Enjoy.
Love, Pizza the Hut
ph7 | November 7, 2007 at 8:20 pm
I know a couple of auto workers who look at this and just get depressed. They are fighting to get basic health insurance, and a living wage, and no one ever, ever pays attention.
But some frappucino swilling, lilly white, yuppie comedy writers form a picket line between lunch at Mortons and dinner at Spago, before they drive home in there Mercedes, get non stop press.
Power to the People – the Beautiful People, that is!
Ript1&0 | November 7, 2007 at 8:26 pm
@11 – Right the fuck ON, man.
I don’t watch tv, so I’m not affected by the strike or its outcome. But I do know one thing = These “writers” can be swiped aside, they are expendable. People will watch or buy anything if given enough prompting. What creativity is really involved in the drivel they are feeding us?!
My only hope is that this strike will last indefinitely until people don’t care about watching anymore and get up and do something else.
Ript1&0 | November 7, 2007 at 8:28 pm
…….But I’m also full of shit. Look at me, I’m just as bad – I ogle celebrities to relax.
Yeah, don’t listen to me kids.
bosendorfer | November 7, 2007 at 8:48 pm
how nice of her to stoop to help the lowly writers. what an insult.
i can’t help it. i don’t want to compliment her, but she looks amazing in that outfit.
HappyYummy | November 7, 2007 at 8:50 pm
wow, i never notice how BAD her bottom teeth are.
jessica | November 7, 2007 at 9:13 pm
hehe, i saw her profile and nude photos on nudistconnect.com. It is incredible.
Whores Devores | November 7, 2007 at 9:38 pm
What do you expect from Union commies?
babyglyniss | November 7, 2007 at 10:00 pm
i love domino’s pizza!!
Droop | November 7, 2007 at 10:39 pm
Oh come ON her bottom teeth are NOT that bad! I’m indifferent to Eva and I couldn’t care less about her either way but wtf, you guys make her teeth sound way worse than they are. I assure you, you would not think they were that bad if you knew someone who had teeth like that, you’re only saying it because..well, it’s Eva.
Sellfone | November 8, 2007 at 12:42 am
Eva is nothing.
Julia on the other hand has EVERYTHING going for her. I mean she’s pushing 50 and has had a couple of kids and LOOK AT THOSE PERKY BREASTS! Still round and the nippy is looking up and damn she’s hot. And rich. And smart. And hot.
Ned | November 8, 2007 at 12:54 am
“Not enough rape.”
Hah! Fucking classic, man.
Narcissist | November 8, 2007 at 3:59 am
That’s some serious real people teeth in pic 7. As bad as Will Ferrel.
sillypanda! | November 8, 2007 at 4:01 am
i dont know man, eva longoria has one of the prettiest faces around
butttt…now you mentioned it…
she could use some invisalign. i mean, she can afford right? she makes..like..$250 grand an episode. that shhooulld cover it. crossed fingers!
ollietofaceplant | November 8, 2007 at 4:34 am
Thank you 13 and 24, you got the idea, dont feel bad about telling the truth, the fact of the matter is, you wouldnt give a flying fuck what was written, if the visuals werent at least a little compelling, the idea is that you are WATCHING the ideas put fourth by these writers.. you arent sittin around a campfire, waiting for someone to spin a yarn about the time they went a’ catfishin… you are on board to see what exactly happens visually. That is what keeps viewers interested..not
the mundane ramblings of dorks who play D&D, and hope their wives validate their inability to actually be creative. Stand up..tell them to fuck off..Especially those of them who offer you pie…yeah, thats right Steve..fuck off.
eat my pie | November 8, 2007 at 4:36 am
Yep Steve-o go take a flying leap..you suck
cactusman | November 8, 2007 at 4:44 am
What the fuck are you whiny losers bitching on about- the writers are vitally important. If it’s so easy then get the fuck off the fish and go make some easy money writing for shows. Sure they make a lot of money- so what? Why the hell SHOULDN’T they be paid for new media? You go create something and not be paid for it. Don’t be jealous little bitchy whiners because they make so much more than you do. Jesus fucking christ suck my cock and fuck a duck.
Axeldee | November 8, 2007 at 4:51 am
WHAT DOES SHE WANT?
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2298233
eat my pie | November 8, 2007 at 4:55 am
Easy enough douche, especially if I get three or more takes to get it right. Fuck you cactusman. i want to punch you in the FACE. Better yet fuck hole, tell me why visual directors make no residauls on the environment they create for these dicks who ask for the impossible, and provide zero reference? better yet, you give me One image that portrays anything but grade school scribbles…FUUUUUCK YOU dickface shitlick buttmunch. You have no clue about which you comment.
eat my pie | November 8, 2007 at 4:56 am
residuals,…heh
johnnyfuckyoucactusman | November 8, 2007 at 4:59 am
Fuck you cactusman
about to lose it all | November 8, 2007 at 5:12 am
Yeah thanks assholes. Ive been an artist for major studios for 11 years now. And all I have to show for it, is the possibility of losing my job, my home, and explaining to my children why Christmas isnt quite what they had in mind. I hope you all get fired.
BaconMessiah | November 8, 2007 at 6:54 am
Writers smitters. Just got o the nearest comunnity college and grab some kids and lets go. It’s not like television can get any worse.
David Copperfield, not enough rape was classic BTW
mr happy pants | November 8, 2007 at 7:35 am
(YAWN) boring…………….just another photo whore. She isn’t all that to begin with…….(YAWN)……………maybe fish will actually try harder next time…………..(YAWN)
George | November 8, 2007 at 7:50 am
that is an insult getting them Dominoes Pizza, HORRIBLE !
your psychiatrist | November 8, 2007 at 8:31 am
can you say photo-op? she has crossed the picket-line, so she is just trying to make it look like she is supportive.
youwhat?youwhat?youwhat? | November 8, 2007 at 8:39 am
@43. Stop whining, update your resume, make some calls. The only people who ‘suffer’ from redundancy are the ones who slump on their desks and moan that the world just shafted them.
You’re still employed now, right? Well, do your work, look around and start finding something else before you get kicked out. It ain’t rocket science.
Soy | November 8, 2007 at 9:18 am
the pizza box looks great on her 1st time she looks natural
Olivia | November 8, 2007 at 9:21 am
#10 —–>Eva IS a dumb slut
I could respect her IF she delivered pizza for a living.