Eva Longoria wants to set the record straight: she’s not pregnant – maybe. I mean, who really knows these days? Us Magazine reports:
“I’m just fat,” she said Tuesday during an interview with Le Grand Journal with husband Tony Parker. She then burst out laughing while Parker chuckled nervously.
To make Gabrielle look like she has two kids, Longoria has said she ate “everything in sight! Pasta … pizza.”
Her other secret for looking heavier? “I have butt pads, I have thigh pads, I have stomach pads!”
Let’s get to the bottom of this chicanery: First, Eva Longoria is holding M&M’s. Everyone knows fat chicks love chocolate. Then again, so do pregnant ones. Damn. Okay, moving on; there’s the saying one thing but secretly meaning the opposite – which applies to women the world over. Sonofa- Alright, I got it. The true litmus test of whether Eva Longoria is pregnant or “just fat”: If she tricks me into having sex with her while I’m drunk – you know what? I give up. I hope it’s quadruplets.
SETH IS A GIANT D!
She’s still one of the most beautiful women in the world, fat, pregnant or not….!
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most overrated chick ever.
Without her make up she is one of the ugliest women on earth.
I’d still drop it in her ass though, ugly or not !!
She short, annoying, and a horror with out the face paint.
No ass, no tits, pretty face assisted by a pound of make up, bad legs. I mean she’s not hideous by any means, just very average. I don’t get what the obsession with her is. Maybe she should gain a little weight.
And whats up with everybody thinking when a thin girl like Longoria puts on a few pounds she’s automatically fat? so what? she’s not a whale. Not everybody needs to be anorexic. Tits and ass are a GOOD thing.
I’ll massage that fat right off her, then knock her up… just to get her money.. oh, and to make her a Milf
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Good! she thinks thats cute, parker’s cheating as we speak….”chuckle nervoursly” should tell you something!
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I’d still nail this chick in the ass….but that’s about it.
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You know oral injection of man-protein shouldn’t add that much weight to the thighs, or so I’m told
Can garden gnomes actually get pregnant?
I can’t stand this generic looking bitch. There’s nothing special about her. She’s a mediocre TV actress who peddles chocolate in her spare time who practically forced that ugly French-head young buck Tony Parker to marry her. If she’s preggers, fuck her. If she’s not pregnany and just another fat bitch, fuck her.
no wonder she’s fat, she’s drinking m&m’s
she is anything but fat. If you think she’s fat thes you are a product of Hollywood brain-wash.
That said, she is an ugly bitch when the makeup is off. I do want to shove by stiff pecker in that poop shoot though.
check her out here:
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y78/ChadFinn/more%20pics%201/eva-longoria-no-makeup-03.jpg
Definitely pregnant. She just happen to put on weight from M&Ms only in her gut? I don’t think so.
(PS: Terrible dress to wear if indeed she was just “fat”).
I guess Kim K. has brought a new pad trend to Hollyweird.
Again, what is fat about this person? I think she is being sassy with her retort. She was emaciated before and the five pounds places her in the realm of thin. Woooooo….
Over rated/over airbrushed- yes
Attractive in a “I have a great stylist and make-up artist way”- check
Fat-No
I am sure she is still thinner and more put together than half the sloths that peruse this site.
If she’s going to be wearing padding to make her look fat, why actually put on the weight? I image this extra weight would effect all of her modeling and product endorsements as well, and that she wouldn’t do it only for the TV show.
I say she’s pregnant, and just being obnoxious by joking she’s fat when she really isn’t.
And I’ve seen pics of her without makeup… very average looking!
Ew i hate her hair like that, it looks like shit. And by the way Eva, thanks for making women all over the world feel enormous by saying that your scrawny ass is fat.
What an irresponsible thing for her to say. Looking at the pictures of her in an earlier post (http://thesuperficial.com/2008/07/eva_longoria_explains_why_she.php), she is nowhere near fat. Imagine all the girls that look up to her or want to be like her thinking that if Eva Longoria is fat then they must be too.
Hey! That chick in the back is hot!
Ah’s ain’t no Mawksist, Bitch! Ah’s jus’ a brutha tronna gits mine.
Y’all gots ta memba dat Mawks sed dat peeps in Soshulism will get out exactly whut dey put into so-sie-tee. An dat is wuz jus’ a stop on da way to tru Com-yu-nism.
I jus’ wants ta giv stuff away. So see, Ah’s ain’t no Mawksist.
This ratface is very presumptuous.
” I am eating everything to look like I had two kids”
Talk about a sweeping assumption. Not all mothers are fat.
Have you seen brooke Burke, Ms Longoria? She looks alot better than you and has four kids.
This is the first time I’ve ever thought she was remotely attractive.
She’s gaining weight for next season’s Desperate Housewives.
Not fat, just finally looking good…
People have been speculating that she’s pregnant for months, yet her stomach looks about the same as it DID months ago. Let it go?
if she was preg her boobs would’ve been much bigger. that looks like belly fat. she’s still hot!
She thinks she’s FAT?!!?
If anyone out there really thinks she is fat, seriously, what the heck is wrong with society?!
She’s still “skinny.”
She looks great!
You ever kiss a girl after she was eating M&M’s? Fantastic…
That’s a really bad haircut. It put 20 years on her, ewwww. She does look pregnant in this shot even if she says she’s just fat. Celebrities do lie.
Eva, I am so jealous of your beautiful body. If you are fat, then I would be a wet, hairy, obese man. Which I really am.
Your beautiful body is an inspiration for us struggling to keep our weight down. My gay lovers are already telling me to get myself fit so I can perform better in the bedroom. Still, I have second thoughts. I need to keep my man-boobs for the enjoyment of rough daddy. You love to suckle on them, don’t you?
Randal
She is not fat. I think she has a curveless, wide waisted body. You would think the men on this site who prefer straight, prepubescent bodies would love her physique. It’s the anti Kim.
That type of dress does not flatter her.
Randal who is known for writing letters of inspiration and spreading love got unusually dirty at the end of the letter to Eva. Is this the real Randal or a fake?
She looks better with a little extra weight. Too bad it didnt make her chicken legs any better
She’s on The Tonight Show right this minute… she does NOT look like that picture. She’s wearing a small, tight top and while she looks thicker than she has in the past, she certainly doesn’t look pregnant.