To make up for, well, the worst sex tape ever, here’s Eva Longoria squeezing through some cars. What’s that? You don’t understand how Eva Longoria squeezing through cars makes up for anything? Just trust me, it does. And that’s a fact. A scientific fact. I’ve got equations and pie charts scribbled on some napkins to prove it. It’s complicated, you wouldn’t understand. Far too sciency.
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Kelly Clarkson Lost Weight For Her Boyfriend |
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Bill Clinton Posed With Porn Stars At His Own Charity Gala He Invited Gwyneth Paltrow To. PIMP. |
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Audrina Patridge Wore A Bikini Again And Other News |
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And Now For The Part of Cannes Where Michelle Rodriguez Wears A Bikini And Jumps Off Things |
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Kelly Brook Wore A Bikini, Too |
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Daisy Fuentes In A Bikini Is 3 Years Older Than Gabrielle Anwar, Looks Way Better |
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Dear Gabrielle Anwar In A Bikini, WHAT HAPPENED? |
She’s been skinny forever. How else do you think she slipped through the border gates?
She’s a professional bitch
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Has anyone noticed the black thong she’s wearing on the outside of her clothing?
I’m surprised no one’s commented on it yet.
Scratch that- I see it’s part of the shirt. But it still looks like a thong!!
bulimic.just like 99.9 percent of hollywood.
you know…mice can get into a hole the size of pencils….this just goes to show that it being fall and all that the mice will be looking for a woram place in side your homes….nothing worse then having a bunch of Eva Longoria’s nesting in your insulation…shit!
Oh I’ve tried!! Lord knows I tried….Longoria traps, Longoria Kill bait….sucker figures it out…
dammit
….but I digress….must be my new asshat
Child – “Mommy…..what’s a “woram”"
Mommy – “Hunny – that is how a dumbass spells “warm”"
Child: “oh, okay…stupid fuck!”
Statistics n’ stuff are hot!
BORING! Is Desperate Housewives even on anymore? If so, is it even relatively popular?
(#52) lool
How long until she announces she’s having a kid? Blah.
#52 you’re right. I can’t believe no one mentioned it.
Is that the new fashion now?
Could you imagine Paris with her little bloomers on the outside and a “racing stripe” down the back! lol
yuck.
TT – I didn’t write #48.
I left because I had to get back to work and this site is sooooooooo boring and ugly.
But not you dolly, you’re still gaw-juss.
#55
I suspect she is bullimic as well and her comfortable weight is when she has a big butt.
My friend was 5 feet and she had a big butt like Eva when she was not starving herself and doing meth to stay tiny. I thought my friend and Eva have nice looking big butts and should accept it with all the good and bad attention they get. I hope Eva does not get lipo on her butt like my friend did because now my friend has a flat butt yikes!
Eva looks happy when she has a big butt because she has been eating until her heart is content, and now she looks sad because she is starving herself.
Who decided that this little spic is hot? She is fugly with a capital F.
Does anyone have a closeup of Johhny Fairplays face hitting the stage after attacking Danny?
69!
Eva is an attractive lady and not all ladies can get away with having a big butt. She now looks like she is either bullimic or anorexia because everyone has been making fun of all the junk in her trunk.