To make up for, well, the worst sex tape ever, here’s Eva Longoria squeezing through some cars. What’s that? You don’t understand how Eva Longoria squeezing through cars makes up for anything? Just trust me, it does. And that’s a fact. A scientific fact. I’ve got equations and pie charts scribbled on some napkins to prove it. It’s complicated, you wouldn’t understand. Far too sciency.
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Genny | October 2, 2007 at 11:46 am
She’s pretty!
skywalker | October 2, 2007 at 11:47 am
First
Barry LeFarge | October 2, 2007 at 11:47 am
The sex tape was better than this. At least that was funny. This doesn’t even have a hint of nudity. Bush League.
iamse7en | October 2, 2007 at 11:48 am
I’d do her.
lambman | October 2, 2007 at 11:49 am
Oh Gabby!
steve | October 2, 2007 at 11:51 am
Eva sucks now. I’m officially over her.
kathy | October 2, 2007 at 11:53 am
she is a waste of space. she is the epitome of everything that is wrong with the world today. she is flaunting herself on that stupid show pretty much telling kids that it’s ok to fuck outside of your marriage. fuck her and all her desperate cohorts. they should all burn in hell.
my comment | October 2, 2007 at 11:57 am
She looks like a monkey.
BAM | October 2, 2007 at 11:57 am
wow, eva, nice necklace. i think i’ve seen those on middle school girls.
big | October 2, 2007 at 12:08 pm
#2 nice try
Shallow Val | October 2, 2007 at 12:10 pm
Sure she can….just like any other insect. She’s gross.
why o why | October 2, 2007 at 12:11 pm
why does her hat have skulls & crossbones on it? why is every sellout fake hollywood yuppie type trying to wear this crap and sport black nail polish?
Veiny Hands | October 2, 2007 at 12:13 pm
I could land a chopper on the space between her upper lip and nose.
MR PAPARAZZI | October 2, 2007 at 12:14 pm
OMFG I FUCKING LOVE CRAZY FANNY FLAP BRITNEY FACE WITH HER CUSTARD POT FLASHING IT IN EVERYONES MINGING FACES I DONT SEE WHY EVERYONE CANT JUST PUT POOS IN THEIR PISSFLAPS AND LEAVE HER ALONE AND HER KIDDY FIDDLER NESS PEOPLE MAKE ME SO MADE THAT I CRYSTAL METH NESS HER TO A CRYSTAL GRAVE WHERE SHE WILL OUT LIVE ELVIS AND LENNON FOR ALL OF ETERNITY LONG LIVE BRITNEY I LOVE YOU BRITNEY IN YOUR FACE HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
MR PAPARAZZI | October 2, 2007 at 12:15 pm
OMFG I FUCKING LOVE CRAZY FANNY FLAP BRITNEY FACE WITH HER CUSTARD POT FLASHING IT IN EVERYONES MINGING FACES I DONT SEE WHY EVERYONE CANT JUST PUT POOS IN THEIR PISSFLAPS AND LEAVE HER ALONE AND HER KIDDY FIDDLER NESS PEOPLE MAKE ME SO MADE THAT I CRYSTAL METH NESS HER TO A CRYSTAL GRAVE WHERE SHE WILL OUT LIVE ELVIS AND LENNON FOR ALL OF ETERNITY LONG LIVE BRITNEY I LOVE YOU BRITNEY IN YOUR FACE HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
* MISS UNIVERSE | October 2, 2007 at 12:18 pm
That is one thing about being a celeb
EVERYTHING YOU DO NOW MAKES NEWS
in the tabliod days, mosts of those pics would not have made the hardcopy and would have been filed away
Veiny Hands | October 2, 2007 at 12:18 pm
14 & 15 – you are twice a fag.
blpressure | October 2, 2007 at 12:18 pm
Walk around the car you fuckin lazy bitch!
soy | October 2, 2007 at 12:20 pm
fuck off with this stupid whore
YOU GO NUTHIN BETTER???
Austin | October 2, 2007 at 12:22 pm
over this uglyhaghoe
mary | October 2, 2007 at 12:23 pm
Yawnnnnnnnnn Loser
same class as chris angel
kathy | October 2, 2007 at 12:26 pm
14/15 – you fucking moron. that isn’t Shitney. and why are you shouting?
Petite with Small Shapely Buttocks | October 2, 2007 at 12:40 pm
Her boobs and butt are smaller so she lost weight again. She could probably gain her big butt back by eating too much in two days ha!
Pure Loving Godly Person | October 2, 2007 at 12:50 pm
IPPY DIPPY DOPPY DOODLE
BABY GIRLY IS SO COOTLE
SHE LOLLY LOU
MY DOLLY POP OOH
SHE SEXY BABY
AND PRETTY POO TOO
SUCH A SWEETY BOO :} ;} !!!
Jus' Stupid | October 2, 2007 at 12:51 pm
Big deal, if she wasn’t a dwarf, her knees would have been able to walk through between the bumpers like all other normal people. Liliputians need to stay in smallville.
ssdd | October 2, 2007 at 12:53 pm
Yes, Mole Rats can do that.
Doc | October 2, 2007 at 1:05 pm
She’s wearing a nazi hat, with an SS symbol – pay attention !!!
Brock Landers | October 2, 2007 at 1:06 pm
Not sure I could have thought of a better title for this post.
Jus' Stupid | October 2, 2007 at 1:09 pm
Doc, you dumbass, they are just skull and cross bones. Get some new glasses.
Mdiz | October 2, 2007 at 1:10 pm
Ha! Ohio plates. Ohio is full of douches.
FRIST!!! | October 2, 2007 at 1:12 pm
BFD, I can fit into tiny spaces too, just that I’d need a little crisco first.
Doc | October 2, 2007 at 1:16 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3rd_SS_Division_Totenkopf
veggi | October 2, 2007 at 1:18 pm
oooOOOOOooooo!!!! this is why i am starting to hate this fucking site. it’s like crack though…or at least what I’ve heard about crack………. whatever….
Jus' Stupid | October 2, 2007 at 1:18 pm
Doc, you are so far off it isn’t even funny. I guess skateboarders with a skull and crossbones are all Nazi Skinheads? Get a clue.
Doc | October 2, 2007 at 1:19 pm
http://www.warelics.com/images/sscrusherF.jpg
chris | October 2, 2007 at 1:20 pm
i’d like to fit in her tiny space yes sir
Jus' Stupid | October 2, 2007 at 1:22 pm
Yes, the rat bastards had a skull, adn they had cross bones. The logo is NOTHING alike. She’s already a fruit, and a midget, she doesn’t need to be associated with a hate group.
Doc | October 2, 2007 at 1:22 pm
Why not a make a big deal anyway?
Jus' Stupid | October 2, 2007 at 1:23 pm
Next you’ll accuse her of liking black men……
A dwarf is adult height of 4'10" | October 2, 2007 at 1:24 pm
Eva may have a big butt when she gains weight, but she is no dwarf. A dwarf is adult height of 4’10″ and she is 5’2″. I am 5’2″ too and happily I do not have a big butt.
Jus' Stupid | October 2, 2007 at 1:25 pm
I like to pick on celebs, because they deserve it, but I really hate people that make accusations of genuine hate.
By the way, I know about Tony…For all that want to slam me…
Nathan | October 2, 2007 at 1:42 pm
Hot dang.
havoc | October 2, 2007 at 1:45 pm
I’m surprised she squeezed between those cars.
Christ, she’s gotten fat!
When is Hollywood going to stop using aged plumpers and start using young, tight bodied girls?
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ph7 | October 2, 2007 at 1:45 pm
So not all midgets are ugly.
Not hot, but not ugly either.
ThisBitchIsSoFullOfHerself | October 2, 2007 at 1:59 pm
SInce her chest is practically concave, she should have walked on her hands. It would have been a lot easier to squeeze between the cars.
Shit4Brains | October 2, 2007 at 2:01 pm
Hey skywalker (#2) – Did you get that “L” unstapled from your forehead or did you take too long whacking yourself off and now it’s stuck there permanently? Did someone tell you there’s a prize for posting the word “FIRST” first? Loser, loser, loser.
DA | October 2, 2007 at 2:07 pm
I’m in love with a girl that has the body of a 12 year old boy. Does that make me a pedo?
Shallow Val | October 2, 2007 at 2:08 pm
it makes you a fucko
Texas Tranny | October 2, 2007 at 2:13 pm
Hey Val,
Did you leave in a hurry yesterday?
MeanMofo | October 2, 2007 at 2:31 pm
Who gives a fuzz? Really she’s a beytotch that undesrvingly has some lame ass show that no one could give a fuzz about…FUCK THAT LITTLE BITCH!! There, I strangley feel better….