Eva Longoria can fit in tiny spaces
To make up for, well, the worst sex tape ever, here’s Eva Longoria squeezing through some cars. What’s that? You don’t understand how Eva Longoria squeezing through cars makes up for anything? Just trust me, it does. And that’s a fact. A scientific fact. I’ve got equations and pie charts scribbled on some napkins to prove it. It’s complicated, you wouldn’t understand. Far too sciency.