Eva Longoria can fit in tiny spaces

October 2nd, 2007 // 70 Comments
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To make up for, well, the worst sex tape ever, here’s Eva Longoria squeezing through some cars. What’s that? You don’t understand how Eva Longoria squeezing through cars makes up for anything? Just trust me, it does. And that’s a fact. A scientific fact. I’ve got equations and pie charts scribbled on some napkins to prove it. It’s complicated, you wouldn’t understand. Far too sciency.

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  1. Genny

    She’s pretty!

  2. skywalker

    First

  3. The sex tape was better than this. At least that was funny. This doesn’t even have a hint of nudity. Bush League.

  4. iamse7en

    I’d do her.

  5. lambman

    Oh Gabby!

  6. steve

    Eva sucks now. I’m officially over her.

  7. kathy

    she is a waste of space. she is the epitome of everything that is wrong with the world today. she is flaunting herself on that stupid show pretty much telling kids that it’s ok to fuck outside of your marriage. fuck her and all her desperate cohorts. they should all burn in hell.

  8. my comment

    She looks like a monkey.

  9. BAM

    wow, eva, nice necklace. i think i’ve seen those on middle school girls.

  10. big

    #2 nice try

  11. Shallow Val

    Sure she can….just like any other insect. She’s gross.

  12. why o why

    why does her hat have skulls & crossbones on it? why is every sellout fake hollywood yuppie type trying to wear this crap and sport black nail polish?

  13. Veiny Hands

    I could land a chopper on the space between her upper lip and nose.

  14. OMFG I FUCKING LOVE CRAZY FANNY FLAP BRITNEY FACE WITH HER CUSTARD POT FLASHING IT IN EVERYONES MINGING FACES I DONT SEE WHY EVERYONE CANT JUST PUT POOS IN THEIR PISSFLAPS AND LEAVE HER ALONE AND HER KIDDY FIDDLER NESS PEOPLE MAKE ME SO MADE THAT I CRYSTAL METH NESS HER TO A CRYSTAL GRAVE WHERE SHE WILL OUT LIVE ELVIS AND LENNON FOR ALL OF ETERNITY LONG LIVE BRITNEY I LOVE YOU BRITNEY IN YOUR FACE HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. OMFG I FUCKING LOVE CRAZY FANNY FLAP BRITNEY FACE WITH HER CUSTARD POT FLASHING IT IN EVERYONES MINGING FACES I DONT SEE WHY EVERYONE CANT JUST PUT POOS IN THEIR PISSFLAPS AND LEAVE HER ALONE AND HER KIDDY FIDDLER NESS PEOPLE MAKE ME SO MADE THAT I CRYSTAL METH NESS HER TO A CRYSTAL GRAVE WHERE SHE WILL OUT LIVE ELVIS AND LENNON FOR ALL OF ETERNITY LONG LIVE BRITNEY I LOVE YOU BRITNEY IN YOUR FACE HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. That is one thing about being a celeb

    EVERYTHING YOU DO NOW MAKES NEWS

    in the tabliod days, mosts of those pics would not have made the hardcopy and would have been filed away

  17. Veiny Hands

    14 & 15 – you are twice a fag.

  18. Walk around the car you fuckin lazy bitch!

  19. soy

    fuck off with this stupid whore
    YOU GO NUTHIN BETTER???

  20. Austin

    over this uglyhaghoe

  21. mary

    Yawnnnnnnnnn Loser
    same class as chris angel

  22. kathy

    14/15 – you fucking moron. that isn’t Shitney. and why are you shouting?

  23. Petite with Small Shapely Buttocks

    Her boobs and butt are smaller so she lost weight again. She could probably gain her big butt back by eating too much in two days ha!

  24. IPPY DIPPY DOPPY DOODLE
    BABY GIRLY IS SO COOTLE
    SHE LOLLY LOU
    MY DOLLY POP OOH
    SHE SEXY BABY
    AND PRETTY POO TOO
    SUCH A SWEETY BOO :} ;} !!!

  25. Big deal, if she wasn’t a dwarf, her knees would have been able to walk through between the bumpers like all other normal people. Liliputians need to stay in smallville.

  26. ssdd

    Yes, Mole Rats can do that.

  27. Doc

    She’s wearing a nazi hat, with an SS symbol – pay attention !!!

  28. Not sure I could have thought of a better title for this post.

  29. Doc, you dumbass, they are just skull and cross bones. Get some new glasses.

  30. Mdiz

    Ha! Ohio plates. Ohio is full of douches.

  31. BFD, I can fit into tiny spaces too, just that I’d need a little crisco first.

  32. veggi

    oooOOOOOooooo!!!! this is why i am starting to hate this fucking site. it’s like crack though…or at least what I’ve heard about crack………. whatever….

  33. Doc, you are so far off it isn’t even funny. I guess skateboarders with a skull and crossbones are all Nazi Skinheads? Get a clue.

  34. chris

    i’d like to fit in her tiny space yes sir

  35. Yes, the rat bastards had a skull, adn they had cross bones. The logo is NOTHING alike. She’s already a fruit, and a midget, she doesn’t need to be associated with a hate group.

  36. Doc

    Why not a make a big deal anyway?

  37. Next you’ll accuse her of liking black men……

  38. A dwarf is adult height of 4'10"

    Eva may have a big butt when she gains weight, but she is no dwarf. A dwarf is adult height of 4’10″ and she is 5’2″. I am 5’2″ too and happily I do not have a big butt.

  39. I like to pick on celebs, because they deserve it, but I really hate people that make accusations of genuine hate.

    By the way, I know about Tony…For all that want to slam me…

  40. havoc

    I’m surprised she squeezed between those cars.

    Christ, she’s gotten fat!

    When is Hollywood going to stop using aged plumpers and start using young, tight bodied girls?

    .

  41. ph7

    So not all midgets are ugly.

    Not hot, but not ugly either.

  42. ThisBitchIsSoFullOfHerself

    SInce her chest is practically concave, she should have walked on her hands. It would have been a lot easier to squeeze between the cars.

  43. Shit4Brains

    Hey skywalker (#2) – Did you get that “L” unstapled from your forehead or did you take too long whacking yourself off and now it’s stuck there permanently? Did someone tell you there’s a prize for posting the word “FIRST” first? Loser, loser, loser.

  44. DA

    I’m in love with a girl that has the body of a 12 year old boy. Does that make me a pedo?

  45. Shallow Val

    it makes you a fucko

  46. Hey Val,
    Did you leave in a hurry yesterday?

  47. MeanMofo

    Who gives a fuzz? Really she’s a beytotch that undesrvingly has some lame ass show that no one could give a fuzz about…FUCK THAT LITTLE BITCH!! There, I strangley feel better….

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