Eva Longoria is the biggest cover ever

April 7th, 2006 // 71 Comments
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To celebrate their 100th issue, Maxim has put a 75-by-110-foot vinyl mesh replica of its January 2005 cover image of Eva Longoria in the desert outside Las Vegas. If you have Google Earth installed you can actually zoom in and see the image here. It’s a pretty cool idea, especially considering any space aliens that plan to attack us will be momentarily distracted, giving us the necessary time to discover their weakness and defeat them. Nice try, invading space aliens. Maybe next year.

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  1. URalllosers

    # 30 Fuckin hilarious!!!

    Eva is HOT! Her body is amazing, and the fact that she is so annoying just makes me want to screw her speechless.

    Why do y’all want to hate abd be jealous? Oh yeah, and this is not why the rest of the world hates us. No, no, no. They love our celebrities. They hate our foriegn policy. From what I can gather anyways.

  2. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    #44 – I don’t hate that men love tits. I love it. Because I have tits. And my tits help me get things from men, like money, which I love. Oh, and cock. That’s also nice. Don’t mistake me for some self-hating crybaby, I just wanted to save old girl some time.
    P.S. Look at that Giant Picture of Eva Longoria. Wow.

  3. I hate this bitch, shmush nose whore, overrated!!! I don’t like this bai thchhhh!

  4. #51: They don’t love our celebrities. If anything they mock them. They just want the celebrities’ money.

    With the exception of David Hasselhof. Bringing down the Berlin Wall was a good publicity stunt for him.

  5. Pez_D_Spencer

    #49 – I thought LaBarbara Conrad was keeping you busy….

  6. BadGoat

    Yawn! The End is near.

  7. patEcake

    #11, i said “monumentally” not momentarily. however, both ring true. she’s about as talented as you are bright.

    i can think of 10,000 more fucktabulous latina women who deserve more hype.

  8. SweeterSweeterBoyfriendStealer!

    #51 THANK YOU!!!!!! shes so sexy!!! and thank goodness its not alba thats the one…. oh im so sick of her

  9. Çleopatra

    OH MY GOD, what are you all thinking? Is this REALLY nessecary? If it stays after the world ends, this is what the next civilization will think us mysterious ancestors. That was a LAME idea, Maxim. Next….

  10. This cover is sweet! I saw it on starked.com too in case you wanted to look at it again.

  11. TaiTai

    #30 nice one! hahaha

  12. smilemadeofsun

    It seems like they were trying to match the size of the cover in relation to the size of her ego. I swear that woman loves herself more than Michael Jackson loves children, and that my friends, is a scary thought…

  13. Heh, Area 51 is just to the north west ;-)

  14. minnie19

    Reading all the mean comments about Eva being flat irritate me. It’s really not fair to make fun of her for something she can’t control. Should all small-breasted girls be made to feel that they have a defect?

  15. minnie19

    Reading all the mean comments about Eva being flat irritates me. It’s really not nice to make fun of her for something she can’t control. Is it fair to make small-breasted girls feel that they have a defect?

  16. minnie19

    Reading all the mean comments about Eva being flat irritates me. It’s really not nice to make fun of her for something she can’t control. Is it fair to make small-breasted girls, who didn’t choose to be this way, feel that they have a defect?

  17. minnie19

    Reading all the mean comments about Eva being flat irritates me. It’s really not nice to make fun of her for something she can’t control. Is it fair to make small-breasted girls, who didn’t choose to be this way, feel that they have a defect?

  18. minnie19

    Reading all the mean comments about Eva being flat irritates me. It’s really not nice to make fun of her for something she can’t control. Is it fair to make small-breasted girls, who didn’t choose to be this way, feel that they have a defect?

  19. minnie19

    Reading all the mean comments about Eva being flat irritates me. It’s really not nice to make fun of her for something she can’t control. Is it fair to make small-breasted girls, who didn’t choose to be this way, feel that they have a defect?

  20. minnie19

    Reading all the mean comments about Eva being flat really irritate me. It’s not nice to make fun of her for something she has no control over. Is is fair that all small-breasted girls are made to feel like they are somehow defective?

  21. minnie19

    Reading all the mean comments about Eva being flat irritate me. It’s really not nice to make fun of her for something she has no control over. Is it fair to make small-breasted girls feel inadequate?

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