- Billy Joel buys finds a new prostitute lady prostitute. [PopEater]
- Miley Cyrus wants to be a “lawer.” [Lainey Gossip]
- Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. welcomed a baby girl Saturday but didn’t name her Buffy which immediately makes me question why I just posted this. [Just Jared]
- Olivia Wilde is apparently married to Shaggy from Scooby Doo. [PopSugar]
- Tom Cruise spends his afternoon reminding Katie Holmes she’ll never outrun him. No matter how deliciously manly she makes her physique. [Celebslam]
- Jennifer Garner is considered attractive, right? …. Why? [Socialite Life]
- Mary-Kate Olsen continues to dress like an 83-year-old British nanny. [ICYDK]
- Gisele Bundchen thinks being pregnant is a good time to learn how to fly a helicopter. Was shark fighting class filled up? [Splash News]
illy | September 22, 2009 at 9:52 pm
i know i know something’s wrong with me but i dont think ill ever find her hot. she looks like a mexican maid just with a nice dress on. which reminds me of a mexican saying that goes “vesti una mona con seda- mona queda”
Pink Taco | September 22, 2009 at 9:59 pm
I don’t like this ugly beanie or watch her show, but, having said that, I would so wear that dress and bag. Even she doesn’t look so bad in it.
king | September 22, 2009 at 10:02 pm
i bet her parents aren’t very happy that she married a black guy. u know how mexicans all want giant families with lots of latino kids, not black kids or white kids.
7 Plays | September 22, 2009 at 10:05 pm
The woman behind her looks like an ape and must be related to her ugly husband, she must be his twin.
qtpie | September 22, 2009 at 10:34 pm
No… shaggy was played by Matthew Lillard DUH!
Chris | September 22, 2009 at 10:36 pm
You really can’t make fun of the way Miley Cyrus pronounces “lawyer” when you can’t even spell “married”.
Val | September 22, 2009 at 10:50 pm
@3 Tony Parker was born in Belgium and raised in France. A little bit different than your average american black dude.
debbi | September 22, 2009 at 10:57 pm
last two links both go to mary-kate olsen..
Taz | September 22, 2009 at 11:00 pm
Eva is smoking hot! FACT!
Sickitten | September 23, 2009 at 2:43 am
Okay, Eva is homely without makeup & obviously doesn’t hail from patrician stock. Agree with maid comment above.
Sara Michelle Gellar needs to get her ‘parrot beak’ nose job from the late 80′s fixed. The worst Bat Mitzvah cadeaux ever.
The Olsen twins looked better with their original chubby noses b/getting twin nosejobs.
Olivia’s husband is supposed to be a prince but Italian royalty doesn’t count b/c the church was handing out titles like candy in the 1800′s to anyone who made a sizable donation to the Vatican, whether they were peasant stock or street urchin background.
Jennifer Garner doesn’t really have a top lip & looks like she will gum you to death, naturally (see my page)
Gisele B. is a butterface who just happens to be TALL with a nice body. True beauties and height are a rarity, so that’s how she made it. She’s the Anti-Paulina Poriskova. Most beauties are 5’6″ and under. Just the facts.
Al | September 23, 2009 at 4:27 am
Sickitten you are amazing. I agree with everything you have to say.
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James Summers | September 23, 2009 at 4:42 am
To #2 I think Longoria is hot and I would definitely wear that dress.
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estetik ameliyatlar | September 23, 2009 at 7:33 am
very elegant…
Dr. Fried | September 23, 2009 at 9:08 am
Eva has gone past her peak, for certain. 6 or 7 years ago she was spectacular. Now, she’s an attractive middle aged woman. I’m glad she’s happy in her marriage, and hope it works out well. Ditto for Tom and Katie. They look happy. As long as they stay out of my sight, mazel tov.
Jennifer Gartner’s picture is terrible, but take a look at the video. I hope the rumors of her marriage failing are false, but that doesn’t change the fact that she is insanely attractive. Not just pretty (which she is), but alive.
Could you imagine an evening with her? Dinner, with actual conversation. A show. Drinks, talking about the show. And then about 4 hours of naked time?
She’s no Kathy Griffin, I’ll grant you, but she’ll do…
Allywoo | September 23, 2009 at 9:09 am
The Giselle link goes to the British Nanny again :-(
Galtacticus | September 23, 2009 at 3:12 pm
No matter where these bitches are.Once in a while they gotta show their face! Looks hot enough for getting posted here!
bonhomey | September 23, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Why is Jennifer Garner “considered” attractive? Because of every photo but the one that site chose to highlight. And check her out in that blue dress in the video. AND she’s a Red Sox fan. Yeah, I’d consider her attractive.
bonhomey | September 23, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Why is Jennifer Garner “considered” attractive? Because of every photo but the one that site chose to highlight. And check her out in that blue dress in the video. AND she’s a Red Sox fan. Yeah, I’d consider her attractive. Or just fucking hot.
BEN Linus | September 24, 2009 at 12:49 am
Eva who?
lorenza | September 24, 2009 at 12:50 am
jajaja….illy….you know a Mexican saying” vesti una mona con seda-mona se queda”…..you need to take some Spanish lessons….because this saying is non sense. The right one is “Aunque la mona se vista de seda, mona se queda”….. I figure out that your are the classic fat and ignorant american.
lorenza | September 24, 2009 at 12:51 am
jajaja….illy….you know a Mexican saying” vesti una mona con seda-mona se queda”…..you need to take some Spanish lessons….because this saying is non sense. The right one is “Aunque la mona se vista de seda, mona se queda”….. I figure out that your are the classic fat and ignorant american.
uggs for you | September 24, 2009 at 3:42 am
i do love this
Not buyin it | September 24, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Does anyone really believe this “marriage”. More like a beard.
bastardo | October 15, 2009 at 2:45 am
Eva Longoria rare sex scenes
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