Eva Longoria is cleavagey and other news

- Billy Joel buys finds a new prostitute lady prostitute. [PopEater]

- Miley Cyrus wants to be a “lawer.” [Lainey Gossip]

- Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. welcomed a baby girl Saturday but didn’t name her Buffy which immediately makes me question why I just posted this. [Just Jared]

- Olivia Wilde is apparently married to Shaggy from Scooby Doo. [PopSugar]

- Tom Cruise spends his afternoon reminding Katie Holmes she’ll never outrun him. No matter how deliciously manly she makes her physique. [Celebslam]

- Jennifer Garner is considered attractive, right? …. Why? [Socialite Life]

- Mary-Kate Olsen continues to dress like an 83-year-old British nanny. [ICYDK]

- Gisele Bundchen thinks being pregnant is a good time to learn how to fly a helicopter. Was shark fighting class filled up? [Splash News]

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