Eva Longoria is a terrible liar
Eva Longoria, desperate to set the record straight after calling boyfriend Tony Parker an inexperienced lover and saying “I’m the teacher, especially about love”, took to the entertainment-news shows Tuesday to defend him. Longoria told Extra and Access Hollywood that “when the lights are out, he’s the teacher,” … and “I’m the student.”
It’s a little too late now to backtrack. By now everyone assumes that Tony Parker is a terrible lover and has a tiny penis. The only way to fix this is for Eva to have sex with me. I’m not sure what this will prove, exactly.