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ponk | March 16, 2007 at 3:58 pm
That’s Eva? I used to buy blankets and switchblades from her in tiajuana.
Hollywood headache | March 16, 2007 at 4:01 pm
Just give her a cup holder hat and have her stand next to my couch, everyone is born for something.
NicotineEyePatch | March 16, 2007 at 4:02 pm
I think she prefers the term ‘pube jockey’.
Ossie19 | March 16, 2007 at 4:03 pm
fourth! I am never this high up!
wen | March 16, 2007 at 4:06 pm
Eva is really without a lot of makeup! She really needs it- sheesh!
wen | March 16, 2007 at 4:06 pm
oops, I meant “Eva is really ugly without a lot of makeup!”
HerpesHilton | March 16, 2007 at 4:07 pm
I just want to scoop her up and put her on the dashboard of my car.
Ossie19 | March 16, 2007 at 4:07 pm
Marcia Cross probably thought she was a lost child and then dropped her off at the closest elementary school.
icedfire | March 16, 2007 at 4:10 pm
Ahh, the power of perspective in photography is amazing.
She looks like a Spanish professor I had who would eat bags of Yerba Mate and shriek at small children in passing.
troegs | March 16, 2007 at 4:10 pm
14 year old posers kick ass!
troegs | March 16, 2007 at 4:12 pm
@9 – slope is key
mrs.t | March 16, 2007 at 4:12 pm
Marcia Cross needs a blood transfusion.
schack | March 16, 2007 at 4:24 pm
you can tell they’re talking about the photographers… wait, is there one over there? oh- yeah- look, inside the sewer- see the little lens poppin up?
oh800weirdo | March 16, 2007 at 4:26 pm
5, makeup doesn’t make her grow now, does it?
anyway, in a funny way she looks like some estranged hobbit-/kid-mixture type creature out of brothers grimm story.. so cute, makes me want to put her in my showcase lol
Lowlands | March 16, 2007 at 5:00 pm
I always thought she was a tall woman.But now it seems she’s just a inferior subvariant of a Hobbit.
Lowlands | March 16, 2007 at 5:07 pm
I always have the urge with this kinda girls to give them a lunchbag and send them to elementary school.
woodhorse | March 16, 2007 at 5:37 pm
I want to see an episode of the housewives standing at a cosmetic counter in the mall and Eva is jumping up (now you see her head, now you don’t) and saying “let me see! let me see!” till finally Marcia picks her up under one arm and holds her there while she finishes paying for her purchase.
oanababy | March 16, 2007 at 5:42 pm
Dude … Eva’s 5’2″ and Marcia’s 5’10″. If you’re keeping score, that’s an 8″ difference.
elizabeththewellread | March 16, 2007 at 5:44 pm
She’s a snowflake of a girl, but I like her.
BarbadoSlim | March 16, 2007 at 5:46 pm
Why are the paps taking pictures of Consuela, the illegal mexican cleaning woman?
Sheva | March 16, 2007 at 6:07 pm
Hmmm bang Consuela or the neighborhood bag lady.
Okay if I must choose, I bang lil Consuela.
julyper | March 16, 2007 at 7:11 pm
Not a Desperate Housewives fan, but isn’t Eva supposed to play a former Super Model? What she models? OshKosh B’Gosh?
iamsosmrt | March 16, 2007 at 7:26 pm
In the first pic why are they all laughing and smiling away.
Look in a mirror folks, the jokes on you!
In the second pic they’re saying “have fun at the dance and be home by 8 o’clock pumpkin”
and then they whisper to each other “when are we going to tell her that she’s adopted and that that tanning bed broke years ago.”
xeurohottiex | March 16, 2007 at 7:42 pm
She is so overrated, and this just proves that Americans are attracted to anything that walks on two legs and has their 15 mins of fame on television. I can’t even imagine what your “non celebs” look like.
NotTheMomma | March 16, 2007 at 7:54 pm
according to imdb, she’s 5’2″.
so yeah, she’s a midget or something.
she’s got some nice legs tho.
lambman | March 16, 2007 at 7:54 pm
Yeah Marcia Cross! I hope she comes back to housewives soon, its just not the same without her!
imran karim | March 16, 2007 at 8:22 pm
a hot gnome
ImaCracka | March 16, 2007 at 8:31 pm
She looks like the illegal that cleans my house… nothing special……
GET BACK TO WORK VATO!!!!!!!!!
Binky | March 16, 2007 at 9:02 pm
#9 Yerba Mate ? No – not the YERMA MATE ! I was involved with a Yerma Mate inhaler for months last year. Argentina !?~? I should have offered up some lawn shavings just to be sociable. (Kava is hard to get up here.)
(If you skip this fishy blog for weeks it’s almost like skipping your homework. Without the guilt.)
I’m so busy I’ll steal material.
Lewis Black on Canadian TV show today: ‘Do us a favor and invade us. We’re so out of it we won’t even notice.’ (Better call Viacom kids)
Jeremy Holtz (same show) : ‘And then they voted him in again. That’s like knowing all the questions on a test beforehand – and still failing’ ( Don’t worry America – Holtz was in Speed 2 – this guy doesn’t get work)
Binky | March 16, 2007 at 9:14 pm
Ok it’s ‘YerBa mate’.
And the joke was “knowing all the ANSWERS on a test.”
Ok. Been away on a reality type thing – etc.-
I’m just a little rusty.
Please don’t ‘Valerie Plame’ me.
iamsosmrt | March 16, 2007 at 9:19 pm
See having an adopted child/servant has worked out really well for some celebs. Maybe there is hope for the Brangeliar compound.
iamsosmrt | March 16, 2007 at 9:19 pm
See having an adopted child/servant has worked out really well for some celebs. Maybe there is hope for the Brangeliar compound.
Binky | March 16, 2007 at 9:22 pm
(Oh and Eva – maybe stick to the heels)
wink | March 16, 2007 at 9:53 pm
I’m 5’2″…..if ya got ah problem…….off
Barbie | March 16, 2007 at 9:55 pm
In the second picture they appear to be laughing rudely behind her back at her gnome-like stature…nice.
Binky | March 16, 2007 at 9:57 pm
Re #30 ‘Plame me’
It’s getting hard to trust the right wing down there lately.
Like… at least Monica Lewinsky didn’t blow any covers.
Binky | March 16, 2007 at 11:03 pm
I’m always amazed at how quickly the political machines get working.
My people are now saying, “At Least Monica Lewinsky Didn’t Blow any Covers” has already been adopted as a ‘key’ slogan for Hillary’s campaign and the Tee-Shirts are on their way to the Asian sweatshops as we…ummmm… ramble on…
Obama’s campaign is said to be ‘surprised’ at the cheap use of subtle jingoism.
John Edward’s hair moved.
And John McCain’s camp still screams: “Geneva Convention !”
cayana | March 17, 2007 at 12:00 am
La se
KoRneY | March 17, 2007 at 12:59 am
She really needs to put her makeup back on.
Amy | March 17, 2007 at 1:00 am
what’s wrong with being short?
idiotcelebs | March 17, 2007 at 3:09 am
Wow, she’s tiny…
Digistrom | March 17, 2007 at 3:46 am
Marcia! Marcia! Marcia! Can’t help but love her!
I said ‘but love’ uhuhuhuhuuhuhuh!
lattygirl | March 17, 2007 at 6:46 am
is it just me or is her head really, really huge?
Lowlands | March 17, 2007 at 7:10 am
I recommend her boyfriend/husband when she needs to cool off, to put her on regular base in a grocerybag and hang it on a hook at the ceiling.
Lowlands | March 17, 2007 at 7:14 am
5’2″=1,25 m?
woodhorse | March 17, 2007 at 9:53 am
I’m 5’5″ and I would tower over her. She is lying about her height. I would say more like 4’10″ from the photo. Midget. She should admit she’s a midget and up the statistics for midgets employed in the movie industry.
New York Pundit | March 17, 2007 at 11:50 am
Y&R’s “Isabella” just can’t seem to stay out of the lens? Or has the Paparat’s gotten so desperate that they are willing to snap Coney Island dwarf pics, and pass them off as celebs?
jenniferc | March 17, 2007 at 12:53 pm
EWWWWWWWW
k naz | March 17, 2007 at 1:02 pm
eva looks better with makeup but not BAD without it. you are all overlooking the fact that MARCIA is the TRUE HAG here.
Lowlands | March 17, 2007 at 1:26 pm
My limit for Latinas is 5’3″.I’m sorry for this girl,just an inch too short…