Eva Longoria in a bikini

You know what I love about these Eva Longoria pics from St. Tropez? They take me on a rollercoaster ride of emotions. From weeping like I just saw the Virgin Mary appear in my cereal to laughing with glee as Tony Parker pats Eva on the head like a lawn gnome. Which reminds me, if you’re my neighbor and reading this, I promise to return yours. Eventually.