Eva Longoria in a bikini

June 5th, 2009 // 101 Comments

You know what I love about these Eva Longoria pics from St. Tropez? They take me on a rollercoaster ride of emotions. From weeping like I just saw the Virgin Mary appear in my cereal to laughing with glee as Tony Parker pats Eva on the head like a lawn gnome. Which reminds me, if you’re my neighbor and reading this, I promise to return yours. Eventually.


  1. jack

    I’d fuck her ass so hard she wouldn’t be able to walk right or sit comfortably for weeks!

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