You know what I love about these Eva Longoria pics from St. Tropez? They take me on a rollercoaster ride of emotions. From weeping like I just saw the Virgin Mary appear in my cereal to laughing with glee as Tony Parker pats Eva on the head like a lawn gnome. Which reminds me, if you’re my neighbor and reading this, I promise to return yours. Eventually.
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HELLLLLLLLZZZZZZ YEAAAAAAA DOGGGGGG IMMM FIRSTTTTTT~~~~~~~
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Nice app (t9)
Anyone posting after Me sucks on Tony Parker’s salsa-covered popsicle
Why is he wearing a floatation vest on dry land on not on the fucking boat?
I love salsa!
they always look so in love
great ass.
Nice ass and hips. Thanks for not posting Kim Kardaskanks fat induced curves, wide hips, and big fat butt.
She totally looks like she didn’t know these photos were being taken……
yeah.
Other than that, her screaming “aye papi” while I nail that ass comes to mind.
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I can’t wear shorts
She got a dog face, and she’s way too short. And she putting on the years. Having said this, pic #3 makes me think of ramming her hard from behind. And that’s why I come here.
I’d like to pat her on the head while I’m buttfucking her.
Great incidental ass shot. But other than that one pic, she looks like she’s mildly chubby (old chick, it happens) with the great misfortune of having her microboobs be a fat-free zone.
#13
Better than being obese like Kim Kardaskank!
could use some titties
Why you posting pics of two guys. Eva is a fucking tranny.
Man, what could be better? A nice ass on a tiny woman.
#17 – a nice ass on a normal sized woman?
She’s plumped up but it’s only helped the ass not the breasts. Oh well. For ratgirl, this is an improvement.
But waking up to that rodent face in the morning, Tony is going to rue the day.
Looks pretty good to me. Mildly chubby, HA!
I would violate her anally.
@5, hahahahaha
Man that 1st pic, wewwwww what an ass!
the first picture makes me feel funny down there
That’s not dry land, Zanna.
Dumb youth of today
Es una rata.
Huh, nice butt but she still looks like a monchichi.
II think she looks hot as always!
I’d like to eat dat ass with a nice cianta and some fava beans…..
tramp stamp.
classy!
29 oh so you come here for class, eh? : )
Does anyone else think that Kendra Wilkinson looks a little like Jessica Biel crossed with a pig?
Is Tony wearing CK’s under his boardshorts? How do you say douche in Francais?
Douche?
eva longwhoria is the most overrated woman in pop culture, period. We all personally know at least 200 women hotter than she.
I dont know number 33. normally I would agree but she’s looking pretty damn good!
@33
I agree.
If I saw her at the beach, I’d stare, but no longer than I would at all the guinea college girls from North Jersey boucning around in their two pieces.
Superficial is boring today.
maybe Ficial is in a sugar coma. It’s National Donut Day, ya know.
All she needs is a long tail.
I think shes aware her ass is her best feature, so shes using it like a pendulum, every chance she gets….
Does anyone know who made her navy and white striped bikini? I think it’s adorable!
Does anyone know who made her navy and white striped bikini? I think it’s adorable!
Does anyone know who makes her navy and white striped bikini? I think it’s adorable!
@24 – pic 5, 6 and 7 isn’t LAND? And thanks for the ‘dumb youth’ comment. I’ll take anything with youth in it.
Love that booty tease. She is calling me to bang her from behind
Love that booty tease. She is calling me to bang her from behind.
http://www.gossipcrunch.com/2009/06/eva-longoria-teases-with-her-booty/
even a fat ass looks “ALLRIGHT” in bikini, folks!!
Okay…please tell me why this chick, who knows she has zero hinetail is poking her behind out….. Go get your bottom teeth fix, and pleae, stop with the fake pdof….you and tony are done within two years! She has the man she wants…why is it necessary to act as if she doesn’t know the papa’s aren’t around snapping away. These damn celebs…Kanye was right “the people highest have the lowest self-esteem.” That includes Beyonce, Rhianna, Paris Hilton (absolutely looks like a duck, yuck), Leona Lewis, who did I miss, from the females…
Without 8 layers of makeup, Eva is plain as hell. The first pic is hella awesome but the rest just makes her look like every other chick you see at the waterpark.
“kay…please tell me why this chick, who knows she has zero hinetail is poking her behind out….. Go get your bottom teeth fix, and pleae, stop with the fake pdof….you and tony are done within two years! She has the man she wants…why is it necessary to act as if she doesn’t know the papa’s aren’t around snapping away. These damn celebs…Kanye was right “the people highest have the lowest self-esteem.” That includes Beyonce, Rhianna, Paris Hilton (absolutely looks like a duck, yuck), Leona Lewis, who did I miss, from the females…”
You’re a fucking idiot. a)because you insinuate she has no ass, when, quite clearly she does, b)if there’s ever a famous couple that’s going to make it, this be it….its obvious, to anyone whose not a fucking tool, and c)Beyonce and Rihanna are f’ing stunners, and Paris, for all her bullshit, 99% of the popuation would still fuck(happily)…funny how you trash everyone, when in reality, you’ve probably got the looks and charisma of a fucking warthog.
Anyone posting 3rd on this article inhales the combined dizolmeat of the New York Knicks!