You know what I love about these Eva Longoria pics from St. Tropez? They take me on a rollercoaster ride of emotions. From weeping like I just saw the Virgin Mary appear in my cereal to laughing with glee as Tony Parker pats Eva on the head like a lawn gnome. Which reminds me, if you’re my neighbor and reading this, I promise to return yours. Eventually.
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loser | June 5, 2009 at 12:56 pm
HELLLLLLLLZZZZZZ YEAAAAAAA DOGGGGGG IMMM FIRSTTTTTT~~~~~~~
!!!!!!!!!
Delgo | June 5, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Nice app (t9)
Me | June 5, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Anyone posting after Me sucks on Tony Parker’s salsa-covered popsicle
Zanna | June 5, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Why is he wearing a floatation vest on dry land on not on the fucking boat?
Zanna | June 5, 2009 at 12:59 pm
I love salsa!
HoneyBee | June 5, 2009 at 1:03 pm
they always look so in love
Sport | June 5, 2009 at 1:14 pm
great ass.
Jackson | June 5, 2009 at 1:17 pm
Nice ass and hips. Thanks for not posting Kim Kardaskanks fat induced curves, wide hips, and big fat butt.
havoc | June 5, 2009 at 1:17 pm
She totally looks like she didn’t know these photos were being taken……
yeah.
Other than that, her screaming “aye papi” while I nail that ass comes to mind.
.
3-leg Greg | June 5, 2009 at 1:25 pm
I can’t wear shorts
Jesse | June 5, 2009 at 1:32 pm
She got a dog face, and she’s way too short. And she putting on the years. Having said this, pic #3 makes me think of ramming her hard from behind. And that’s why I come here.
Parker | June 5, 2009 at 1:33 pm
I’d like to pat her on the head while I’m buttfucking her.
pete | June 5, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Great incidental ass shot. But other than that one pic, she looks like she’s mildly chubby (old chick, it happens) with the great misfortune of having her microboobs be a fat-free zone.
Jackson | June 5, 2009 at 1:51 pm
#13
Better than being obese like Kim Kardaskank!
Disgruntlord | June 5, 2009 at 1:52 pm
could use some titties
GuyHolly | June 5, 2009 at 1:55 pm
Why you posting pics of two guys. Eva is a fucking tranny.
mikeock | June 5, 2009 at 1:56 pm
Man, what could be better? A nice ass on a tiny woman.
Jesse | June 5, 2009 at 2:01 pm
#17 – a nice ass on a normal sized woman?
Sheva | June 5, 2009 at 2:02 pm
She’s plumped up but it’s only helped the ass not the breasts. Oh well. For ratgirl, this is an improvement.
But waking up to that rodent face in the morning, Tony is going to rue the day.
ringo | June 5, 2009 at 2:02 pm
Looks pretty good to me. Mildly chubby, HA!
Damn | June 5, 2009 at 2:15 pm
I would violate her anally.
Stuey | June 5, 2009 at 2:19 pm
@5, hahahahaha
Man that 1st pic, wewwwww what an ass!
obannionflunked | June 5, 2009 at 2:23 pm
the first picture makes me feel funny down there
Delgo | June 5, 2009 at 2:26 pm
That’s not dry land, Zanna.
Dumb youth of today
Nina | June 5, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Es una rata.
Farles Chu | June 5, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Huh, nice butt but she still looks like a monchichi.
Meghan | June 5, 2009 at 2:43 pm
II think she looks hot as always!
Mr. T | June 5, 2009 at 2:45 pm
I’d like to eat dat ass with a nice cianta and some fava beans…..
bakinmycake | June 5, 2009 at 2:47 pm
tramp stamp.
classy!
Valerie | June 5, 2009 at 2:55 pm
29 oh so you come here for class, eh? : )
Valerie | June 5, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Does anyone else think that Kendra Wilkinson looks a little like Jessica Biel crossed with a pig?
Angelo Jolene | June 5, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Is Tony wearing CK’s under his boardshorts? How do you say douche in Francais?
Douche?
dude | June 5, 2009 at 3:34 pm
eva longwhoria is the most overrated woman in pop culture, period. We all personally know at least 200 women hotter than she.
Tom K | June 5, 2009 at 3:36 pm
I dont know number 33. normally I would agree but she’s looking pretty damn good!
Deacon Jones | June 5, 2009 at 4:04 pm
@33
I agree.
If I saw her at the beach, I’d stare, but no longer than I would at all the guinea college girls from North Jersey boucning around in their two pieces.
Megan | June 5, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Superficial is boring today.
Photoshop Police | June 5, 2009 at 4:19 pm
maybe Ficial is in a sugar coma. It’s National Donut Day, ya know.
MisterTurdFace | June 5, 2009 at 4:21 pm
All she needs is a long tail.
ROUGH daddy mvp | June 5, 2009 at 4:24 pm
I think shes aware her ass is her best feature, so shes using it like a pendulum, every chance she gets….
Carolime | June 5, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Does anyone know who made her navy and white striped bikini? I think it’s adorable!
Carolime | June 5, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Does anyone know who made her navy and white striped bikini? I think it’s adorable!
Caroline | June 5, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Does anyone know who makes her navy and white striped bikini? I think it’s adorable!
Zanna | June 5, 2009 at 4:32 pm
@24 – pic 5, 6 and 7 isn’t LAND? And thanks for the ‘dumb youth’ comment. I’ll take anything with youth in it.
GossipCrunch | June 5, 2009 at 4:43 pm
Love that booty tease. She is calling me to bang her from behind
GossipCrunch | June 5, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Love that booty tease. She is calling me to bang her from behind.
http://www.gossipcrunch.com/2009/06/eva-longoria-teases-with-her-booty/
gerard vandenberg | June 5, 2009 at 4:52 pm
even a fat ass looks “ALLRIGHT” in bikini, folks!!
Classy | June 5, 2009 at 5:01 pm
Okay…please tell me why this chick, who knows she has zero hinetail is poking her behind out….. Go get your bottom teeth fix, and pleae, stop with the fake pdof….you and tony are done within two years! She has the man she wants…why is it necessary to act as if she doesn’t know the papa’s aren’t around snapping away. These damn celebs…Kanye was right “the people highest have the lowest self-esteem.” That includes Beyonce, Rhianna, Paris Hilton (absolutely looks like a duck, yuck), Leona Lewis, who did I miss, from the females…
Initial_G | June 5, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Without 8 layers of makeup, Eva is plain as hell. The first pic is hella awesome but the rest just makes her look like every other chick you see at the waterpark.
Scott | June 5, 2009 at 5:29 pm
“kay…please tell me why this chick, who knows she has zero hinetail is poking her behind out….. Go get your bottom teeth fix, and pleae, stop with the fake pdof….you and tony are done within two years! She has the man she wants…why is it necessary to act as if she doesn’t know the papa’s aren’t around snapping away. These damn celebs…Kanye was right “the people highest have the lowest self-esteem.” That includes Beyonce, Rhianna, Paris Hilton (absolutely looks like a duck, yuck), Leona Lewis, who did I miss, from the females…”
You’re a fucking idiot. a)because you insinuate she has no ass, when, quite clearly she does, b)if there’s ever a famous couple that’s going to make it, this be it….its obvious, to anyone whose not a fucking tool, and c)Beyonce and Rihanna are f’ing stunners, and Paris, for all her bullshit, 99% of the popuation would still fuck(happily)…funny how you trash everyone, when in reality, you’ve probably got the looks and charisma of a fucking warthog.
Superbiggerevil | June 5, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Anyone posting 3rd on this article inhales the combined dizolmeat of the New York Knicks!