Eva Longoria in a bikini – showering. Those are probably the most beautiful words I’ve ever typed in my life. Not counting: “Dude, it was just an ingrown hair!” Good times.
She looks like a troll.
I never thought I would see this day…Eva Longoria has gotten fat…….!
My screen is all white now.
Did you already post she’s preggers? Cause I missed it.
Wow without clothes & makeup…..GROSS.
I hope she sees these pictures & makes sure we never have to see this shit ever again.
You should be ashamed of yourself Eva. You have an imiage to uphold. Now got to the gym, then salon and get that mustache bleached.
I’m not sure that’s the best bikini for her…i like the color, but it doesn’t jack shit for her shape
she loves herself wayyyyy too much.
and she looks eww!
I see cellulite… guess she let herself go after she got married.
is she pregnant?
Seeing her without makeup, I believe I had a one night stand with her.
PLAYBOY will be honoured to take it of, I’M SURE!!
10th!!!!!! she cant be happy with these pictures, i think shes ready for a one piece, with one of those things chicks tie around their waists to cover up cottage cheese
i think her and britney have been eating at the same restaurants
You’re looking as beautiful as ever Eva but is that any surprise when you’ve taken such good care of yourself over the years?
Love your work on Desperate Housewives, you’re a top notch act! Hope you’re part of the entertainment industry for a long time.
I’f I’m nailing Eva Longoria in the ass the last think I want to be looking at is the cross our lord and savior died on
She’s an average looking yard gnome. Without the makeup and photoshopping she is just an avg looking chick. Now, most of us would still hit it but then again – that doesn’t mean she’s anything special. Even if you find her “hot” the fact that by all accounts she’s a raving bitch should be enough to turn off most of us.
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