Eva Longoria hits the pool

Oh and in conclusion, you’re an idiot!
That is all, for now.

EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE COTTAGE CHEESE. Very few who don’t – regardless her body is tight.

You people are dropping loads at the age of ten so those wet back generations of illegals don’t mean a damn thing taco.

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I’m surprised that you could spare time away from your KKK meeting to come on here and spew your hateful vomit, you bigoted, disgusting piece of shit. You better hurry back, you might miss the bus over to the Blue Eyed Devils concert.

I bet you type with one hand and your lips move with each hit.

No, idiot, I’m an admin assistant, you kind of have to be able to type quickly in my job. Is that the best you can come up with, you inbred half-wit?

I like Eva because I like small breasts but I am getting tired of seeing her everywhere.

An assistant admin….hahahaha

Could you possibly squeeze in any more comma’s??? hahahaha

I’d tap that, but really now…she is proof that without makeup, she’s average at best.

Oh great, now you’re dyslexic as well? It’s administrative assistant, not assistant administrative.

And what’s this nonsense about too many commas? It’s called punctuation, darling. Of course I wouldn’t expect a backwater, chigger-infested, knuckle-dragging buffoon such as yourself to know about that.

Jfp…I am Latin and I do not look like a whore. The blond-blue-eyed chicks you might like can look just as whorish as anyone else. You might be the type of dude that likes balloon fake breasts and fake blond hair for all we know. Take your racism and shove it up your urethra. Might not have a long way to travel anyway.
I fucking hate Eva Longoria but hey, her ass still looks better than mine. I don’t care.

don’t fuck with AAs and EAs

You haven’t a clue…but then you are an assistant admin. It would seem you have way too much time on your hands. Hahahaha admin..hahahaha

That’s right, I haven’t a clue about you, other than you’re an ugly racist pig.

I’m (originally) a Southerner, and I have to say, her ass makes me hungry. Cuz we cook everything in pig lard.

Forget the cellulite, I’m more concerned with what is going on with her left ass cheek… In the first pic that bad boy looks like its about to drop any minute! Its a soquid, y’know not quite a solid but not quite a liquid either and its oozing right off her body. I don’t blame it though…

butt cheek- “Oh great, she’s telling another story about how great she is. Fuck it, I’m outta here!”
Run butt cheek, run!

These pics are from last year. next.

Fuck. I wish I was rich like these bitches. I want to sit by the pool and drink.

These pictures are about five cosmos away from a drunken lesbian orgy.

@103 Taco??? Surely “TAMALE” would’ve been snappier, you half-wit. Let’s see my mom and dad are over 20 years older than me and their mom and dad are 2o-something years older than them and my great grand parents have been dead for years. Oh, how I miss my great-grandparents. I am going to cry, now. See what you did, Jethro!!!???!!! Now run along and go eat your possum grits and hog jowls, k?

OK you guys, don’t you get it? JFp is just a blonde haired blue eyed chick who is trying to make everyone think that all blondies are hot, but she’s probably ugly as hell anyways. Not all blondes are hot, and she is no exception. If blonde girls are so fucking hot, how come the HOTTEST VICTORIA SECRET MODELS are all mixed ethnicities with brown hair? dumb ass. You’re not hot shit. Blonde hair and blue eyes are fucking overrated. I’d rather do a hot little latina or asian over some gigantic fake blonde with plastic titties anyday.

Real mental giants, this group. Reading People magazine, smoking & listening to prolific Eva.

Oh god, she is such a dirty whore.

is she having Concussion?

Theres definetly no cottage cheese on heavens most beautiful daughter I would give my life for just one look in her eyes face to face how can you all say mean things about your fellow sister she is perfect! My advice if you dont have nothing nice to say dont keep it too yourselfs jealousy is ignorance be happy for her and for yourselves. A poem for you Eva MY LOVE without perfect love.
EVA
when it comes to love
I’m so lost
I’m so blind
When it comes to death
Instead I’m ready to rest
When it comes to you
My whole world starts to shine
One look in your eyes and I start to feel fine
Intimidated by your look
Enticed by your mind
What would life be like if you were mine
No understandable stare
No recognizable care
Only God knows who’s under that glare
Mind boggling questions
So many suggestions
Do you just take a chance
Or just stand you stance
Can a love dance
Can this just be a lustful trance
Can this be anything
Just friends it might seem
Or just computer blues and a Sunday greeting
Reguardless the circumstances
I pray to God for just one personal meeting.

BY YOUR AOW

#125 I’ll be contacting my attorney, as the above poem for Fatass (which I wrote while on a meth binge) already appeared in “Awful Stalker Poetry: Volume III”. Also, FYI, Ms. Longoria has already obtained a restraining order which, among other things, prohibits the reprinting of said poem in any context.

how is she skinny but has a snuffleupagiss ass? oddities…

@81 katie, if you read this, check out the Superficial archives December 26, 2005. Yes, I know she is Mexican, that’s what makes her such an elitist bitch, IDIOT.

#13 I’ve noticed this as well.
#14 haha love it!

Hiya

Eva – what an ugly, skinny, no-tits, no-talent bitch she is.

Give me Salma Hayek any day. I’d fuck that bitch until my cock dropped off :)

Morrissey the consumer monkey rules o.k!

she’s in good shape. you can tell she must excercise like a dog.. but shes so petite, she looks like a ten year old mexican prostitute with those shoes on. lol

she’s just flat out obnoxious, which is her only real fault.

She looks so fidgety. She needs some chill pills. Or MANY more than that.

yeah, old ladies shouldn’t be in bikinis