Eva Longoria hit with pole

August 18th, 2005 // 3 Comments

Eva Longoria was injured yesterday during the taping of Desperate Housewives when a pole fell on her head. She was taken to a nearby hospital where she was treated and released, and is expected to return to work on schedule. Although most people believe this was just an accident, I know for a fact – and by fact I mean not fact – that this was all part of an elaborate attempt set forth by Kirsten Dunst to take down a woman so much more beautiful than her that she makes Kirsten look like a little pebble-toothed troll. Then again, my 400lb neighbor whose covered 90% in blisters and burns makes Kirsten look like a pebble-toothed troll also, so maybe I’m wrong. Although I do recall a pole “accidentally” falling on ‘Dana the fat burn victim’ the other day. Coincidence? I think not!

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  1. Captain Handsome

    FIRST

  2. Captain Handsome

    (yeah i know it was a lame effort, but everyone’s gotta get a first at least once)

  3. yeah, i’m pretty sure that old bitch terry hatcher was behind it

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