Eva Longoria was injured yesterday during the taping of Desperate Housewives when a pole fell on her head. She was taken to a nearby hospital where she was treated and released, and is expected to return to work on schedule. Although most people believe this was just an accident, I know for a fact – and by fact I mean not fact – that this was all part of an elaborate attempt set forth by Kirsten Dunst to take down a woman so much more beautiful than her that she makes Kirsten look like a little pebble-toothed troll. Then again, my 400lb neighbor whose covered 90% in blisters and burns makes Kirsten look like a pebble-toothed troll also, so maybe I’m wrong. Although I do recall a pole “accidentally” falling on ‘Dana the fat burn victim’ the other day. Coincidence? I think not!
Eva Longoria hit with pole
August 18th, 2005 // 3 Comments