Eva Longoria has pull

September 14th, 2005 // 4 Comments

Eva_French.jpgAccording to Page Six, Eva Longoria’s boyfriend, Tony Parker of the San Antonio Spurs, is not too happy with what some French papers are saying about his girl (hint: it has something to do with sex or sex-related activities).

“The French tabloids are regurgitating a bunch of old interviews I gave a long time ago where I said I wouldn’t mind dating several guys at once. So now they are printing: ‘Eva cheats on Tony!’ and Tony is so upset he offered to call the mayor of Paris who knows the tabloid people to try and stop it. He just wants to protect me.”

I don’t know if the mayor of Paris actually has the ability to make the tabloids shut up, but if he does, that would make him some sort of super-virile God. And that? Is very confusing for me. Here I have an article about Eva Longoria who’s both hot and – if ABC is to be believed – desperate, and that’s everything I’ve ever wanted in a woman. Yet I’m fantasizing about a Parisian mayor who I assume is an overweight bald man with a baret and a pornstache. But… you know what, damnit? The heart wants what it wants. He’s ridiculously powerful and we’re in love and I regret nothing.

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  1. You will never see this woman again in two years.

  2. CASHIN

    SHE IS FAR FROM HOT-

    TITLESS MONKEY

  3. sexydarin

    Why do sluts always sugar coat things. She says she would have liked to “date several men” when she really meant she would like to get “gangbanged by several men”. I just can’t take it. You can’t even call retarded people retarded anymore. They are physically or mentally challenged. This world has gotten to politically correct for my liking.

  4. heifferzzz

    hahahaha!!!
    ‘Yet I’m fantasizing about a Parisian mayor who I assume is an overweight bald man with a baret and a pornstache. But… you know what, damnit? The heart wants what it wants. He’s ridiculously powerful and we’re in love and I regret nothing.’
    FUUUNNNY SHIAT!!! I made all my friends read this!!! i also read something about marsica cross and baldness and wigs and tracking down teri hatcher when i first found this site last week but can’t find it now-but that was the shit, i was laughing so much i was crying!!! hehe, & yeah kirsten dunst does have a troll-face & she is just downright plain DISGUSTING!!

    -sorry folks, still to get over this site!!!

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