Eva Longoria has fancy shoes


At what point do you become so rich and succesful you just start buying things for the sake of buying things? Because there’s no way Eva Longoria woke up one morning thinking to herself, “I need to buy a pair of slippers with huge flowers on them that make me a look like a ridiculous human being. And not just huge flowers. I mean flowers so big you’ll think my feet are actual giant flowers. Like God said ‘For this one I’ll give her flowers instead of feet.'” At least Leonardo DiCaprio’s slippers make sense. They’re just slippers. These, I don’t even know what they are. Even if I went out tomorrow actively looking for them I don’t think I’d be able to find them. And if I had them specially ordered the slipper maker would just hang up on me because he thought it was a prank call.

More of Eva Longoria’s amazing slippers after the jump.

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