Eva Longoria is the star of a new sex tape that’s hit the web. Apparently it’s only on pay sites, but thanks to the beauty of the internet, it should be free and in my computer by the end of the day. The Sun reports:
Rumours have been rife on the web that the saucy video exists and contains intimate scenes featuring the Desperate Housewives beauty and her NBA star hubby TONY PARKER.
If this video is real and contains Eva actually looking hot, then Christmas cometh early, my friends. However, if this video has Eva looking like a lawn gnome, which has been known to happen, then this won’t be anything new for me. I don’t want to get into it, but my grandparents asked me to mow their yard one time when I was really drunk. All I’m saying is that that lawn gnome was asking for it. The way he was dressed and looking at me. I’m only human, dammit!
Oh enough of the sex tapes ! what the fuck is wrong with everybody ?
jesus christ
the worst rick roll ever….well done…
after looking at spelling and aguilera
Oh, they’ll never learn
perverts were now craving for that copy right now!
It is comforting for big butt females to know there are men out there that like big butts.
Tiny women are the bomb. Who wants some big ass chick when you can have tiny sex doll? I never understood the tall woman fetish; I presume it was started by women and homosexuals.
Dear God,
I know you’re there because you just answered my prayers. Now can you please take Britney Spears children away? Oh wait. You just did that too. I love you God.
If somebody finds out where the video can be downloaded, shout it here. thx
Rick Astley is a Pantywaist, mash my butt in his face.
44. Rick Astley – October 1, 2007 1:54 PM
http://www.internetisseriousbusiness.com
You WILL regret clicking that link, don’t do it.
She is only 5’2″ and probably weights 120 pounds because of that huge butt ha!
Eva is my hero because she is short and has a big butt. I too am short and have a big butt. Now guys tell me that I have a big butt like Eva and it makes me smile and then I go to bed with the guy because us big butts don’t get as much attention.
it’s a real tape!!! eva longoria sex tape….
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5216488a3b
heard it is not real or doesnt even look a lot like them
She is a beautiful woman and always looks perfect.
she’s 5’2 ?? hey im one inch taller lol! she may be short…but she’s quite pretty isnt she.
I sware I’ m not a fucking spammer.
I think the video you are all refrring to must be this one :
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5216488a3b
I hope you’ll all enjoy it : )
Eva’s body has totally changed since Beverly Hills 90210 and General Hosptial (No big butt.) I had no idea they were the same female. Her butt got so big. I have a friend that had a big butt too and got liposuction. Now she has a flat butt. I hope Eva does not get liposuction on her big butt. She has a big butt but it looks nice on her. I hope she does exercises for her butt so it does not get saggy.
Spoiled no talent bitch that is fucking a black french. Looser.
Listen to all you gay bitches dis Eva!. Eva is sex on legs and the thought of seeing her get it on gets my plumbs pumping. I can’t wait!!!.
rick astley is a prick n screwed up my comp he will burn in hell
Eva Longoria zieht sich immer noch selten komplett aus, und mir kommt es so vor, dass sie noch leider nicht ganz frei ist. Aber es ist ausgezeichnet und menschlich, keine Scham zu haben! Liebt sie alle, die gut und attraktiv für sie sind? Wenn es nicht so ist, warum sind alle, die gut sind, unattraktiv z. B. für sie? Das alles verstehe ich nicht.
Eva Longoria zieht sich auch immer noch selten komplett aus, und mir kommt es so vor, dass sie noch leider nicht ganz frei ist. Aber es ist ausgezeichnet und menschlich, keine Scham zu haben! Warum hat sie so wenige Geschlechtspartner? warum hat sie immer noch wenige maennl. Partner? Es ist doch auch so menschlich, sehr, sehr viele Partner zu haben! Liebt sie alle, die gut und attraktiv für sie sind? Wenn es nicht so ist, warum sind alle, die gut sind, unattraktiv z. B., für sie? Das alles weiss ich nicht. Tut eigentlich echt leid.