Eva Longoria is the star of a new sex tape that’s hit the web. Apparently it’s only on pay sites, but thanks to the beauty of the internet, it should be free and in my computer by the end of the day. The Sun reports:
Rumours have been rife on the web that the saucy video exists and contains intimate scenes featuring the Desperate Housewives beauty and her NBA star hubby TONY PARKER.
If this video is real and contains Eva actually looking hot, then Christmas cometh early, my friends. However, if this video has Eva looking like a lawn gnome, which has been known to happen, then this won’t be anything new for me. I don’t want to get into it, but my grandparents asked me to mow their yard one time when I was really drunk. All I’m saying is that that lawn gnome was asking for it. The way he was dressed and looking at me. I’m only human, dammit!
ph7 | October 1, 2007 at 12:12 pm
FRIST, maybe!
BIGsteamyONE | October 1, 2007 at 12:12 pm
too skinny and skanky
steve | October 1, 2007 at 12:13 pm
i hope it’s true. She’s the hottest midget ever.
rac | October 1, 2007 at 12:13 pm
link plz?
my comment | October 1, 2007 at 12:17 pm
who cares.
S | October 1, 2007 at 12:19 pm
GET A LIFE!!!
BAM | October 1, 2007 at 12:20 pm
this bitch is so pathetic she probably released it herself. next we’ll hear how their house got robbed….
desperate is right.
Oops, i crapped my pants! | October 1, 2007 at 12:21 pm
Is it called “The buck toothed vixen, and the stinky Frenchman?”
Miss | October 1, 2007 at 12:21 pm
She is a cutie pie, love her face and awesome dress.
Hemlock Queen | October 1, 2007 at 12:22 pm
When the fuck will celebutards will learn to stop putting humiliating shit of themselves on tape, pics etc… Don’t they know it ALWAYS gets out to the public. Dumbfucks.
And your right #2. She is too skinny. She seemed to think she had to “trim” down for her wedding. Now she just looks like a starvation camp survivor. Or every other idiot in Hollywood.
chalupa | October 1, 2007 at 12:25 pm
She’s not wearing makeup and she hadn’t done any shaving in a week, so it’s difficult to tell which is Eva and which is Tony.
veggi | October 1, 2007 at 12:25 pm
love yer hair! hope ya win!
I don’t know…………. I don’t feel good today, OK!!!!
havoc | October 1, 2007 at 12:25 pm
Pic#9…..her head looks kinda photoshopped on her body….
If not, that is SCARY.
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* MISS UNIVERSE | October 1, 2007 at 12:25 pm
OMG!
DID YOU REALLY HAVE SEX WITH A LAWN GNOME?????????????/
whichsiteisthisagain | October 1, 2007 at 12:27 pm
First, poor Paris gets treated so badly by that old man, and now poor Eva gets her personal romantic life stolen and put out all over the internet. I feel so bad for them! Be brave, Paris and Eva! Remember your talents! You will prevail, I know you will!
robin | October 1, 2007 at 12:28 pm
Wow, we really are fast becoming a nation of tarts. These celebrities have everything in terms of the American dream and yet, they are so starved for more and more attention. Sex tape? Once upon a time, we may have bought that it was an accident and got leaked. Now, it was probably the mindchild of her publicist–paid for and all. This is SO PATHETIC!
Grow up Hollywood. No one cares anymore.
blpressure | October 1, 2007 at 12:30 pm
This is gonna be entertaining, she’s so small and skinny he probably lifts her up with his dick!
jrzmommy | October 1, 2007 at 12:31 pm
Oh…..its that what it was? I thought it was Tony Parker doing “it” with a dude from Menudo when I saw it. Okay….this makes sense.
Hill | October 1, 2007 at 12:33 pm
interesting… just when the wedding is over and nobody is paying attention to Eva and Tony anymore, whaddya know, a sex tape “leaks” out! LOL Pathetic attempt at more tabloids if you ask me.
leatherdaddy | October 1, 2007 at 12:40 pm
i just lost a bet on how long this tape would take to hit the internet. ive always wonder how she took all of parker. cant wait to see, even though im not looking forward to seeing her without makeup.
Fag | October 1, 2007 at 12:46 pm
I can’t wait to see his big black cock. I hope Eva sucks his cock to completion and we get to see him cum all over her face.
Do you loser girls here on the Fish like it when a man cums on your face? I don’t like to waste it, so I swallow every last drop.
Fag | October 1, 2007 at 12:46 pm
I can’t wait to see his big black cock. I hope Eva sucks his cock to completion and we get to see him cum all over her face.
Do you loser girls here on the Fish like it when a man cums on your face? I don’t like to waste it, so I swallow every last drop.
double stuffed | October 1, 2007 at 12:48 pm
i’m sure this is a pre-wedding tape. no chick fucks longer or stronger than a chick trying to get a wedding ring. i hope he pees in her mouth and gives her a dirty sanchez.
better circulate it now before she has kids and turns into a fat burrito like every mexican chick does after having a litter.
classic | October 1, 2007 at 12:49 pm
21 and 22. It was an inane comment the first time. We didn’t need to have it posted twice…………oh, and you’re a fucking loser.
That’s all for now.
adeliza | October 1, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Does anyone else remember when she came out and said that Tony was bad in bed? I swear I remember reading that.
chitty chitty | October 1, 2007 at 12:52 pm
#21
actually, i think you meant to say “i can’t wait to see his big tan cock”. he’s the same complexion as eva. she said her family use to call her the “dark one” cause her sisters were lighter than her. yeah, they don’t like black people and if he had been a shade darker, they probably would have disowned her.
LL | October 1, 2007 at 12:55 pm
When did homemade porn go from “skanky” to “saucy”? Saucy is when you flirt with the pizza delivery guy as you hand him your money, not when you invite him in for a blow job and then put the video of it up on your blog.
I have no interest in seeing Eva screw anyone, but that dress is freaking gorgeous. Wish it was mine. I’d wear it everywhere, including work. I could get a raise (or several, wink, wink, nudge, nudge). See, THAT was “saucy.”
mexican beaner | October 1, 2007 at 12:56 pm
@23,
Why is it that Mexcian women get all fat after having kids?
They’re all hot with a smoking body and then after a kid….BOOM. Are they just fucking lazy. Oh, yes they’re Mexican, so yes yes they are fucking lazy.
Cashitin | October 1, 2007 at 12:56 pm
Where are her breastesess? Who’s the homo in the last two pics?
wooohah.comom | October 1, 2007 at 12:56 pm
I bet it’s not true. I heard that Tony Parker is just into taping midgets while doin it. So it’s probably one of them who is mistaken for Eva.
http://www.wooohah.com
Where hip-hop and Hollywood collide.
Texas Tranny | October 1, 2007 at 12:57 pm
LL
I like the way you think. (wink,wink)
1MILF Hunter | October 1, 2007 at 1:10 pm
This will give the Spurs something to watch on a team flight.
bearandbu | October 1, 2007 at 1:21 pm
Once you go anorexic Italian-American skank you never go back.
Rusty | October 1, 2007 at 1:32 pm
She’s … what? … 4’10″ and he’s 6’8″ or something like that. If for no other reason I’m curious to see how that works. Purely for science, you understand.
blpressure | October 1, 2007 at 1:35 pm
@34, me too. It’s gonna be like circus freak porn.
Snarky McComments | October 1, 2007 at 1:40 pm
Smurf sex. All right!!!!!
Rusty | October 1, 2007 at 1:44 pm
She’ll be tonguing his belly-button while he’s french-kissing the bedpost.
Rick | October 1, 2007 at 1:46 pm
http://www.internetisseriousbusiness.com has “clips” of the video. She actually looks good in it.
lambman | October 1, 2007 at 1:46 pm
well she looks good in those pics!
But seriously how are these people so stupid that after like a million sex tapes online that people who are famous still think its a good idea?
lambman | October 1, 2007 at 1:48 pm
it should be really amusing though, because isn’t he like more than a foot taller than her? The physics should be interesting
ph7 | October 1, 2007 at 1:50 pm
Too tiny to be sexy. Tiny women look good in pictures, and silly in person. Short legs are not sexy, and what appear to be proportionate boobs in pictures just appear very tiny and school girlish in person.
gimbolin | October 1, 2007 at 1:50 pm
Yeah, he’s tall. With a small penis. It happens.
It’s amazing what you learn when you actually venture out into the world…
Jason | October 1, 2007 at 1:53 pm
Piss on you and your stupid site http://www.internetisseriousbusiness.com
Dont go to that address
Rick Astley | October 1, 2007 at 1:54 pm
http://www.internetisseriousbusiness.com really does have clips, they are hidden in the lower right.
PhotoTiki | October 1, 2007 at 1:56 pm
I’m desperate for this house wife to get naked… A GA GA GA!
blpressure | October 1, 2007 at 1:59 pm
What 43 said. btw the IP of that stupid Rick Astley shit is 64.202.163.192 if anyone wants to ping it til it dies or send some nasty shit
PunkA | October 1, 2007 at 2:04 pm
Desperate for a career bump after her stupid show bombs this year? Way to go slumming with Paris.
Shallow Val | October 1, 2007 at 2:29 pm
Oh my GOSH, say in ain’t so??? A puta asquerosa is always a puta asquerosa, no matter where they were brought up. Fucking bony-assed, big-crotch-having, tramp-stamp wearing wannabe actress who’s good for nothing but a tit shot.
Surprise me, FISH, why dontcha???
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BAM | October 1, 2007 at 2:31 pm
yeah you all keep saying how you don’t want to see her without make up on. I doubt that she takes it off. I mean, Tony does need to get it up, so it’s in her best interest to keep that painted face on.