Eva Longoria gets revenge

By: Superficial / December 29, 2005

parker-longoria-sue.jpgEva Longoria is planning to file charges against the Texas traffic cop who cited her and boyfriend Tony Parker on Christmas Eve, claiming the police officer acted badly when he pulled her and Parker over for impeding traffic in her home state. The cop is currently under investigation for misconduct and apparently left Longoria outraged when he accused her of making derogatory racial comments about him.

I don’t know what really went down that day, but I prefer to believe the cop’s story, since it involves Eva Longoria being a racist and Tony Parker almost running over a pedestrian. And the only thing I’d believe more than that is if Eva and Tony put on masks, got out of the car, and started stabbing old people in the belly. So if the cop wants to change his story to that, I’m right on board.