“Thanks for letting me borrow your bikini, grandma.”
Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are currently in St. Tropez, France having a joint bachelor/bachelorette party before their wedding this weekend. And because it’s St. Tropez, of course Eva Longoria was spotted in her bikini. Although i wouldn’t really consider this thing a bikini. I barely even consider it clothes. I could put together a more flattering outfit by just throwing a bowl of spaghetti at her.
NOTE: I’m 90% sure she peed herself here.
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I think if women started wearing a bowl of spaghetti that someone threw on them for swimsuits that would be fucking AWESOME – because as soon as they got in the water, the spaghetti would fall off, and you could see EVERYTHING…
Whatever, she has a nice, proportionate body. Most girls would want to look like that in a bikini. Let me tell you…most of the girls I see at the beach have NOTHING negative to say to Eva Longoria. She might be small and have small boobs, but she still has a nice body. Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes…thin is beautiful, athletic is beautiful, curvy is beautiful..however, don’t mistake curvy for FAT, ladies! Most girls I think they’re curvy are just plain fat. so sad to delude yourself like that…
Chains on the hip bones-ouch.
Just because she stars in a shitty TV show, she thinks she is God’s gift to us all. All of the hags on that show need bags on their heads. What a conceited midget. BTW, what are those saddle bags she is sporting?
every pozt on here iz
mine..juzt gettin lazy
coz of the complainerz
about my zzz?->->->->->§?§§§
hate my zzz???how R theze
?§???????!!!!!?§??
i only come here
cauze even my
own mother thinkz
im a pieze of
zhit
Hmmm… Looks like Christina Aguilera’s husband with a wig on. Or, its a chimp that had a horrible electrolysis accident. I could be wrong, but who cares?
There is nothing attractive about her body and her head is way too big for it! How much hotter does her friend look?
whatevs. she’s pretty, the swimsuit is hot in a uber-luxe bondgirl kind of way, and there’s nothing to bitch about here.
Personally I love the swimsuit. It’s different, and it does in fact look good on her.
She’s cute, it’s hard to pull off a perfect ten after spending hours at the beach, cut her some slack.
Jeez, she’s teeny-tiny.
That’s the hottest 11 year old ever.
#61=doez your mama
hate your azz????
U poor baby????
anything I can do
to help U troll?
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So she rolled a Vegas showgirl on her way to France …Right??? and someone should tell her that padding is for her boobs not the vag!!!
she has the body of a twelve year old boy.
quit using z’s for s’s!
also, she needs what paris was caught wearing in her bikini pictures.
this bitch was on the young and the restless before anybody cared about her ass and she was fugly then too.
No one. NO ONE can have that much fun without going to hell in the end. Period.
Yeah. Good luck TONY, with a 12-yr-old boy’s body as your WIFE – you asshole. She must give really good head. Either that, or she’s got money. HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
How I Hate the rich and famous – I hope they all suffer under the fiery hand of you know who.
she needs lipo round the top bit of her thighs. and her legs are too short. maybe she should forget the wedding and fuck off to china to get one of those extension ops. fat, short-arsed bitch
And I’m pretty sure the peeing action took place in pic#4.
yAWn…when he divorces this old bag she will no longer merit any camera time..next?
Mr. T called and he said that he wants his gold chains back.
So skinny, looks like a chimp
Omg… she has no body shape at all… and it’s not helping being all super skinny like that. It’s like a rat gnome.
Didn’t this ugly American girl marry a negro. What, can’t she find a white guy to marry her. She must be hard up to marry someone black.
looks like a wet Chihuahua, and she aint even in the water yet..have fun in Paris
excuse me #27.
no need to dis on the people WHO CAN AFFORD AND LOOK GOOD IN ABERCROMBIE & FITCH.
plus, what the hell does that have to do with Eva Longoria anyways?
stupid bastard.
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It’s not really “peeing herself” in the classic sense, when all she has to do is take a quick dip in the water to wash things off; though I do think it’s cool she had the confidence to simply urinate when she needed to (as evidenced in the jet ski picture), as opposed to trying to evade the cameras. She was probably like, “I have to pee. I’m going to pee. People pee. There, I peed. Get over it.”