“Thanks for letting me borrow your bikini, grandma.”
Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are currently in St. Tropez, France having a joint bachelor/bachelorette party before their wedding this weekend. And because it’s St. Tropez, of course Eva Longoria was spotted in her bikini. Although i wouldn’t really consider this thing a bikini. I barely even consider it clothes. I could put together a more flattering outfit by just throwing a bowl of spaghetti at her.
NOTE: I’m 90% sure she peed herself here.
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moron | July 2, 2007 at 6:43 pm
first, cause im a moron
Kelly K | July 2, 2007 at 6:46 pm
poor thing, no boobies
That is all
no1justminda | July 2, 2007 at 6:47 pm
What IS that? ew.
wedgeone | July 2, 2007 at 6:51 pm
What makes this chick hot again? Her show should be retitled “Desparate White Broads”.
DumbAss | July 2, 2007 at 6:51 pm
She’s so fat, she needs a burger.
wastedOne | July 2, 2007 at 6:55 pm
Worst bikini ever! Desperately needing a meal and some curves….
DumbAss | July 2, 2007 at 6:59 pm
I bet she gives taco flavored kisses…
LL | July 2, 2007 at 7:00 pm
I saw this first on another site and feel the same way now as I did before: that shit is fugly. Not her, necessarily, but the suit. Hot chicks think they can wear anything and still look hot. Untrue. The top part (which is too close to her skin tone) is mashing her boobs down (not that she’s overly endowed anyway) and the bottom part is just nasty looking, like something a hooker would reject as too trashy-looking. The blue one is better, though the bandeau top is not flattering either. Small-boobed chicks: you can’t wear things that squash your boobs flat, it makes you look like you have the chest of a 12-year-old boy.
Eva, stick with a simple red bikini and you’re good to go.
Justin | July 2, 2007 at 7:01 pm
Oh come on she is way hotter than any girl any of you guys have ever dated.
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PunjabPete | July 2, 2007 at 7:04 pm
4′ 9″ tall titless little fuck monster…
Arguman | July 2, 2007 at 7:05 pm
She is in need of makeup.
krazihottkelli? | July 2, 2007 at 7:12 pm
she iz the most ugliezt?
bitch , and she’s built like
a boy..grow titz?->??
Chivone | July 2, 2007 at 7:14 pm
Tony Parker is a child molester.
lambman | July 2, 2007 at 7:15 pm
She’s not the hottest chick in the world, but she’s funny on her show.
also, honestly Jessica Alba is just a boyish lately
Ooba Gooba | July 2, 2007 at 7:23 pm
This chick is not worthy of all the attention she gets. She’s just not that good looking. Once her show goes off the air and she divorces her basketball playing hubby (even though they aren’t even married yet), her career will be like Britney Spears’: GONE
Aja | July 2, 2007 at 7:24 pm
I am so tired of this overrated conceited stuck up untalented little bitch
Gerald Tarrant | July 2, 2007 at 7:41 pm
I agree with #5.
She looks fat. She should go on a diet and lose some weight.
Fatty.
ssdd | July 2, 2007 at 7:47 pm
I don’t know what is worse…the yellow suit..or Pic5 showing that she has absolutely no curves of a waistline..
H.A.L.9000 | July 2, 2007 at 7:59 pm
i like the blue bikini but gawd David Bowie would look hotter in that first one/ at least he’s got hips
1MILFhunter | July 2, 2007 at 8:00 pm
I though in pic #2 she had on a maxi-maxi pad. A mucho maxi.
Mad?nna | July 2, 2007 at 8:35 pm
She’s on the rag.
Italian Stallion | July 2, 2007 at 8:54 pm
I’d let her give me a rusty trombone, that’s about it………
Wanky | July 2, 2007 at 8:54 pm
@7 lol i havent heard that in a while…
Snatch | July 2, 2007 at 9:52 pm
I wonder what rhymes with “meth”. Isn’t that the first thing she’d sell out for?
Snatch | July 2, 2007 at 9:53 pm
Damn, I thought this was the Fergie post. Oh well – you never know.
kayla | July 2, 2007 at 10:39 pm
No waist, no hips…just a plain rectangular torso. My brother has more curves than her.
Brianna | July 2, 2007 at 10:47 pm
Just because she doesn’t have curves doesn’t mean you guys should hate on her. Some people are born that way, a lot of women can’t help their boyish, waif-like figures. A few years back the meaning of beauty was stick thin, now it’s curvy? That absurd, you’re born with what you’re born with.
And as far as that swimsuit goes, none of you have taste in high fashion, Abercrombie-loving scumbags.
boo | July 2, 2007 at 11:22 pm
thunder thighs . . .
krazihottkelli | July 2, 2007 at 11:40 pm
#14=hottezt chick in the world!
I don’t think zo…U zo want to
have her babiez…fuck, shez ugly…
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Smoking Hot | July 3, 2007 at 12:11 am
I never got what Carlos saw in her. He’s hot. Even that beotch blond whats-her-face is more attractive than washed-out shrimpy. And that is saying A LOT.
24 | July 3, 2007 at 12:37 am
anorexic is the word…….
whatever | July 3, 2007 at 1:18 am
She is one ugly midget
frenchie | July 3, 2007 at 1:38 am
A straw cowboy hat!?!?!?!
Lea | July 3, 2007 at 2:30 am
that first pic is bad … it looks like she is literally peeing… what an unfortunate snap :p
Kathleen | July 3, 2007 at 4:24 am
She is too skinny. I agree, she definitely needs a burger.
Her friend looks waaay better than her in the white and red bikini.
woodhorse | July 3, 2007 at 6:08 am
Agree with #10. She should be the pin-up girl for midgets and the midgets should comment on her.
malarky | July 3, 2007 at 6:18 am
Boney McBonebones
iren33 | July 3, 2007 at 7:46 am
THE.WORST.BIKINI.EVER.
Doomhammer | July 3, 2007 at 8:24 am
Swimsuit one courtesy of Trash Italia
Swimsuit two courtesy of TJ Maxx
jrzmommy | July 3, 2007 at 8:38 am
Why is that little boy high-fiving his mom? and doesn’t she know it’s not safe to let her little boy ride a wave runner without a life jacket?
Youko | July 3, 2007 at 8:44 am
Why are all the jokes ALL THE FUCKING SAME? “I could go to a store, close my eyes, and randomly throw things at a mannequin and put together a better outfit.” That’s from last week’s Britney’s belly post from last week.
What happened to the writer from last year? It looks like the current writer is trying to imitate him/her, but fails so miserably by repeating the same jokes, but I feel more embarrassed by these painfully overused jokes.
I’m not good with jokes and humor, so I’m not saying I could do a better job, but I’m sure there’s people out there who can write MUCH better stuff than this garbage.
Texas Tranny | July 3, 2007 at 9:16 am
Ugliest bikini I’ve ever seen. I have seravl that are prettier. tee hee
krazihottkelli? | July 3, 2007 at 9:16 am
#42==hey yokoboneonebitch…
It ain’t all about jokez..
WTF==itz about trazhin skankz
like U, bitch..how about leaving
no one needz your complaining azz,
what do U think thiz iz,Comedy Central?
bungoone | July 3, 2007 at 9:22 am
that gold thing is not flattering on her. and what’s with all the metal? i hope a shark comes & bites her bony ass.
and can’t you just hear her whining in pic. 4:
“but toooooneeey, this diamond isn’t big enough!”
p911gt10c | July 3, 2007 at 9:26 am
I’d have to agree, looks like she’s peeing there.
That’s hot.
BlohansDeviatedSeptum | July 3, 2007 at 9:29 am
Time to diet. cow.
havoc | July 3, 2007 at 9:30 am
She is awfully scrawny. Not in a good way. She looks like a shivering chihuahua.
Don’t get me wrong. I’d still stick it up her pooper…..
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miss oblivious | July 3, 2007 at 9:50 am
I like how she keeps trying to make it look like she’s got an ass in all these pics; the way she sticks her mini butt out in almost every pic. Poor girl, I’m sure her fiance wishes she had more junk in the trunk too; you know how the brothers love them some booty. She probably catches him looking at all the girls w/ the bootyliciousness going on all the time and gets all insecure. haha. Go wax your mustache instead you little imp.
teeteetdot | July 3, 2007 at 9:59 am
What a weird little woman.