Eva Longoria was one of many celebrities at the “Spike for Hope” celebrity charity volleyball tournament over the weekend to help kids with cancer. Because for some reason, celebrities doing this is helpful. I mean, duh, look at them. Sure, I’ve devoted my life to researching and battling cancer and spend all my free time at the children’s oncology ward interacting with patients, but these are the real heroes here. They played volleyball.
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elle | May 21, 2007 at 1:23 pm
jesus i thought that said she HAD cancer
wedge1 | May 21, 2007 at 1:29 pm
Poor thing forgot to wipe..and, I’m not enlarging pictures anymore.
BEATLES * BEATLES | May 21, 2007 at 1:29 pm
What great shape she is in. Not an ounce of extra fat or celluloid. Hope she is able to stay that way as she ages
veggi | May 21, 2007 at 1:30 pm
Jimbo’s feverishly trying to get Pam’s boobs and Eva’s butt on the same page.
bungoone | May 21, 2007 at 1:30 pm
let’s be real. if she actually HIT the ball, her arms would snap clear through.
whoneedsenemies | May 21, 2007 at 1:31 pm
At least she’s doing more than Shitney, HoHan or Parasyphillis.
llllllllll | May 21, 2007 at 1:31 pm
I wish I wouldn’t have seen this. It’s like watching a pony tailed half naked little boy. I’m sure Michael Jackson and R. Kelly would enjoy these pics.
p0nk's dad | May 21, 2007 at 1:34 pm
I’m glad I saw this. It’s like watching a pony tailed half naked little boy. Time to break out the home movies…
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Fifth Stooge | May 21, 2007 at 1:36 pm
I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping.
Lou Dobbs | May 21, 2007 at 1:39 pm
The only problem was that Eva kept trying to sneak over to the other side of the fence.
Jimbo ? | May 21, 2007 at 1:48 pm
The day just keeps getting better.
Jimbo ? | May 21, 2007 at 1:51 pm
Veggi – Pam’s are way to big for Eva. Some nice B’s would look great on her. I had dinner with her last night and she was looking HOT, even with the little boobs.
PunjabPete | May 21, 2007 at 1:57 pm
Because everyone wants the 4’11″ chick on their volleyball team… nice little behind though.. I’d snap that in half…
John Mark Karr | May 21, 2007 at 2:02 pm
She’s a dream come true. She looks exactly like a 10-year-old boy, and yet if you fuck her, you don’t go to prison. Every guy should have a turn with her, just to let those urges out.
yolatengo | May 21, 2007 at 2:04 pm
damn i think i just saw her spleen in those pics…she has a nice one
djthecat | May 21, 2007 at 2:08 pm
I think she needs to have that butt mole checked out. MOLE!
Missmara19 | May 21, 2007 at 2:09 pm
Looks like shes good at signing balls. I guess theres life after desperate housewives.
gooniesneversaydie | May 21, 2007 at 2:11 pm
NO MORE enlarging photos, please!
Enlarging breasts or penises is one thing, but these pics show some gory detail that is better left unshared; namely, vericose veins with those jean shorts. Also, butt moles are better in the morning, not right after lunch.
Finally, typekey blows. what is the point if you can now post without logging in?
I am tired and grumpy.
Gen. Colon Bowel | May 21, 2007 at 2:12 pm
That’s not a mole. Before the event she had mexican, and, you know…
biatcho | May 21, 2007 at 2:17 pm
She’s awesome! A neurotic high strung girl who sounds like a yapping chihuahua and looks like a boy!
lambman | May 21, 2007 at 2:34 pm
She looked hot on Desperate Housewives last night.
the best part | May 21, 2007 at 3:06 pm
and she wouldn’t fuck a single one of you. :(
Alayney | May 21, 2007 at 3:08 pm
Ok, tell me that white thing is a bathing suit, cause girls know better than to play sports in short skirts, er … a … long shirts …
even better | May 21, 2007 at 3:13 pm
#23 – so what? we live in a country full of illegals who are hotter than she is. i could get a blumpkin AND a bathroom scrubbing from a better looking wetback for about a dollar.
Lowlands | May 21, 2007 at 3:23 pm
How can you help kids with a volleyballgame?Do these kids get cured with a appearance of Eva Longeria?I don’t think so.If she really wants to help out a 16/17 year old boy with cancer then i’m sure it would be something else she can make him happy with.If she refuses to do that then she doesn’t really care about kids with cancer.
noodles | May 21, 2007 at 3:27 pm
What’s up with her being on all fours with one leg up to the side?…
Is she a dog?
Chauncey Gardner | May 21, 2007 at 3:29 pm
This cunt is not that big a deal. Maybe she’d be hot if she was a bank teller, or a high school teacher, or your friend’s mom who dishes out blowjobs. But, she’s nowhere near as hot as your average, run-of-the-mill Telemundo broad, and I cannot figure out why all these douchebags in the media have elevated her to Latin Goddess status. I mean, Roselyn Sanchez – THAT’S a hot latina chick. Not this fucking Taco Bell-grade soccer mom horseshit.
Chauncey Gardner | May 21, 2007 at 3:32 pm
And to the people still convinced she’s hot – you all saw what was behind the green curtain with that photo of Eva without her make-up. If her face looked that bad, think what her snatch must look like without the proper care.
Lowlands | May 21, 2007 at 3:43 pm
Haven’t you fixed the connection with Typekey yet?Looks like Typekey banned you out or something.
leland | May 21, 2007 at 4:31 pm
This is just not true…everyone knows only Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer, it’s just too bad he’s never cried.
Lala | May 21, 2007 at 5:01 pm
When I worked at Fred Hutchison Cancer Research Center in Seattle, we had occasional famous visitors. Most were touched, and some were actually kind of overwhelmed once they actually saw 3-year-olds with no hair and tubes in and out of their bodies. Most celebs were very gracious and kind, especially to the kids.
Youre pathetice | May 21, 2007 at 5:23 pm
I think some of you losers should go into the Ronald NcDonald House and see 6 year old kids dying of cancer! Bashing a woman trying to make their short painful lifes a little better. I wish I could snap my fingers and have you trade places with those poor unfortunate kids!!
Jessica | May 21, 2007 at 5:29 pm
Who the hell plays volleyball in their 5854354854 carat engagement ring?
With a spike or the force of the ball against your hand, you can easily scratch or damage the ring.
Alayney | May 21, 2007 at 7:51 pm
Actually, I was wondering the same thing about the 5854354854 ring! Thought it might pop the ball.
Cognoscienti | May 21, 2007 at 11:31 pm
Ironic…b/c Tony’s ex Fiancée was actually a pro Vollyball player…..maybe she’s trying to fulfill some weird fetish of Parker’s. :-D
fi | May 22, 2007 at 12:40 am
I just wanted to say to whoever you are that writes for this site.. you are sooooooooo much funnier than perez… hmm now i think about it aint really funny at all, but you, brazen, bold and fabulous, oh and really good looking.. always make me giggle
jus'stupid | May 22, 2007 at 5:45 am
She’s lending her name so more people come out and laugh at her.
The pix show that she put on her denims to keep some of the sand out of that sweet Snat^%$
p911gt10c | May 22, 2007 at 6:02 am
Pic5. I’d toss her salad anyday.
Mr. Tactful | May 22, 2007 at 6:04 am
Eva went to a cancer treatment center, saw kids in late-stage cancer receiving chemo, and said “hey, they’re brownish just like me!”. Celeb are so narcissistic.
k | May 22, 2007 at 6:43 am
this bitch lookz like
a dyke that likez to
show her puzzy……
shez not famous, how
can she make money for
cancer….?
Stoned & Bored | May 22, 2007 at 7:20 am
Pic #5, I’d put it right in there.
polypam | May 22, 2007 at 9:31 am
#37
That’s because Perez is nothing more than a catty bitch and let’s face it, most catty bitches aren’t particularly witty or intelligent. Paris Hilton could probably write that blog just as well as he does.
theyareallidiots | May 22, 2007 at 10:59 am
#23. She’d BEG to fk me. Not all so-called “beautiful” people are super-rich and quasi-famous. It’s a choice some of us choose not to travel. It mostly only leads to narcissism and destruction.
velveethra | May 22, 2007 at 11:23 am
I like the sixth pic. She looks like she’s flying! wheee
muthafuckabling | May 22, 2007 at 5:17 pm
Her ass cures my flaccid penis.
Big Daddy | May 24, 2007 at 11:18 am
To bad she put the shorts on.I wanted to see more of that fine ass.
Damien | June 6, 2007 at 10:55 pm
Wow, I wish she could have worn less, like in these pictures.
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