Eva Longoria cures cancer

jesus i thought that said she HAD cancer

Poor thing forgot to wipe..and, I’m not enlarging pictures anymore.

What great shape she is in. Not an ounce of extra fat or celluloid. Hope she is able to stay that way as she ages

Jimbo’s feverishly trying to get Pam’s boobs and Eva’s butt on the same page.

let’s be real. if she actually HIT the ball, her arms would snap clear through.

At least she’s doing more than Shitney, HoHan or Parasyphillis.

I wish I wouldn’t have seen this. It’s like watching a pony tailed half naked little boy. I’m sure Michael Jackson and R. Kelly would enjoy these pics.

I’m glad I saw this. It’s like watching a pony tailed half naked little boy. Time to break out the home movies…

is she wearing black shorts or white??

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I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping.

The only problem was that Eva kept trying to sneak over to the other side of the fence.

The day just keeps getting better.

Veggi – Pam’s are way to big for Eva. Some nice B’s would look great on her. I had dinner with her last night and she was looking HOT, even with the little boobs.

Because everyone wants the 4’11″ chick on their volleyball team… nice little behind though.. I’d snap that in half…

She’s a dream come true. She looks exactly like a 10-year-old boy, and yet if you fuck her, you don’t go to prison. Every guy should have a turn with her, just to let those urges out.

damn i think i just saw her spleen in those pics…she has a nice one

I think she needs to have that butt mole checked out. MOLE!

Looks like shes good at signing balls. I guess theres life after desperate housewives.

NO MORE enlarging photos, please!

Enlarging breasts or penises is one thing, but these pics show some gory detail that is better left unshared; namely, vericose veins with those jean shorts. Also, butt moles are better in the morning, not right after lunch.

Finally, typekey blows. what is the point if you can now post without logging in?

I am tired and grumpy.

That’s not a mole. Before the event she had mexican, and, you know…

She’s awesome! A neurotic high strung girl who sounds like a yapping chihuahua and looks like a boy!

She looked hot on Desperate Housewives last night.

and she wouldn’t fuck a single one of you. :(

Ok, tell me that white thing is a bathing suit, cause girls know better than to play sports in short skirts, er … a … long shirts …

#23 – so what? we live in a country full of illegals who are hotter than she is. i could get a blumpkin AND a bathroom scrubbing from a better looking wetback for about a dollar.

How can you help kids with a volleyballgame?Do these kids get cured with a appearance of Eva Longeria?I don’t think so.If she really wants to help out a 16/17 year old boy with cancer then i’m sure it would be something else she can make him happy with.If she refuses to do that then she doesn’t really care about kids with cancer.

What’s up with her being on all fours with one leg up to the side?…
Is she a dog?

This cunt is not that big a deal. Maybe she’d be hot if she was a bank teller, or a high school teacher, or your friend’s mom who dishes out blowjobs. But, she’s nowhere near as hot as your average, run-of-the-mill Telemundo broad, and I cannot figure out why all these douchebags in the media have elevated her to Latin Goddess status. I mean, Roselyn Sanchez – THAT’S a hot latina chick. Not this fucking Taco Bell-grade soccer mom horseshit.

And to the people still convinced she’s hot – you all saw what was behind the green curtain with that photo of Eva without her make-up. If her face looked that bad, think what her snatch must look like without the proper care.

Haven’t you fixed the connection with Typekey yet?Looks like Typekey banned you out or something.

This is just not true…everyone knows only Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer, it’s just too bad he’s never cried.

When I worked at Fred Hutchison Cancer Research Center in Seattle, we had occasional famous visitors. Most were touched, and some were actually kind of overwhelmed once they actually saw 3-year-olds with no hair and tubes in and out of their bodies. Most celebs were very gracious and kind, especially to the kids.

I think some of you losers should go into the Ronald NcDonald House and see 6 year old kids dying of cancer! Bashing a woman trying to make their short painful lifes a little better. I wish I could snap my fingers and have you trade places with those poor unfortunate kids!!

Who the hell plays volleyball in their 5854354854 carat engagement ring?
With a spike or the force of the ball against your hand, you can easily scratch or damage the ring.

Actually, I was wondering the same thing about the 5854354854 ring! Thought it might pop the ball.

Ironic…b/c Tony’s ex Fiancée was actually a pro Vollyball player…..maybe she’s trying to fulfill some weird fetish of Parker’s. :-D

I just wanted to say to whoever you are that writes for this site.. you are sooooooooo much funnier than perez… hmm now i think about it aint really funny at all, but you, brazen, bold and fabulous, oh and really good looking.. always make me giggle

She’s lending her name so more people come out and laugh at her.

The pix show that she put on her denims to keep some of the sand out of that sweet Snat^%$

Pic5. I’d toss her salad anyday.

Eva went to a cancer treatment center, saw kids in late-stage cancer receiving chemo, and said “hey, they’re brownish just like me!”. Celeb are so narcissistic.

this bitch lookz like
a dyke that likez to
show her puzzy……

shez not famous, how
can she make money for
cancer….?

Pic #5, I’d put it right in there.

#37

That’s because Perez is nothing more than a catty bitch and let’s face it, most catty bitches aren’t particularly witty or intelligent. Paris Hilton could probably write that blog just as well as he does.

#23. She’d BEG to fk me. Not all so-called “beautiful” people are super-rich and quasi-famous. It’s a choice some of us choose not to travel. It mostly only leads to narcissism and destruction.

I like the sixth pic. She looks like she’s flying! wheee

Her ass cures my flaccid penis.

To bad she put the shorts on.I wanted to see more of that fine ass.

Wow, I wish she could have worn less, like in these pictures.

http://treatie.com/goddess/captivating-eva-longoria/

oh my lady gaga