Eva Longoria cures cancer
Eva Longoria was one of many celebrities at the “Spike for Hope” celebrity charity volleyball tournament over the weekend to help kids with cancer. Because for some reason, celebrities doing this is helpful. I mean, duh, look at them. Sure, I’ve devoted my life to researching and battling cancer and spend all my free time at the children’s oncology ward interacting with patients, but these are the real heroes here. They played volleyball.